Tom 14013 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 One for Luke: Why do so many black people die in wars? Whenever someone shouts "GET DOWN", they all start dancing. To be fair racist or not that is fucking class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Why did the Nazis invent swastikas? To crucify spastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 What do you call a spastic on a trampoline? Spring cabbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. (apologies if done before, but you can make do with it for a second time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 After my wife gave birth, we asked the doctor if we could take the placenta away to cook and eat. He looked a bit surprised so, with a big smile on my face, I said, "we've read it's nutritious, and a way of celebrating. Haven't you been asked before?". He said, "well, yes, I have, but not when the baby is stillborn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 http://www.madeleinecountdown.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 sweet jesus. should have a The Sun banner on it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'm pretty sure necrophilia is illegal no matter how old the corpse is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Khan - Entered the ring a British Hero 1 min later he left a Paki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Khan - Entered the ring a British Hero1 min later he left a Paki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Whats silver 18" long and you dontr want to find it at the end of your daughters bed? Gary Glitters boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emogirl1989 0 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Er, it's a bad taste joke thread though isn't it? I didn't realise it was purely for racism. I thought the joke in question wasn't funny and just unpleasantly racist. Just my opinion, others may disagree. If you're saying that by saying this is a bad taste joke thread it gives people carte blanche to write what they want without others being able to comment, I disagree. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I never said it was purely for racist jokes, just that if you've got a racist joke, this is where it should go. Unpleasantly racist? Could you tell me what pleasant racism is? I thought all racism was unpleasant. Should I PM you all my racist jokes before posting and you can decide if they're acceptably racist? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> FFS, I'm saying people can put what they want in here and others can comment as they want. Is that really that difficult to understand? By 'unpleasantly racist' I meant I thought it was nasty without any humour. I agree all racism is unpleasant, but some racist jokes can be funny and I'm sure many people would agree. I read all the jokes and I think that a joke is even more funny wen u are thinking.... omg u cant say that. and if u are gonna sit at ur comp desk and actually moan about a joke then u shudn't be on this forum in the first place. emogirl x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emogirl1989 0 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 before anyone says anything I am emo so dont slate me for telling this joke. how do u get an emo out of the tree? Cut the rope. I wish my grass was emo..... then it wud cut itself. wot started the bearded lady's career? I nicked her razor emogirl btw i dont actually self harm these are jokes my friends and i tell each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Emo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3961 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 before anyone says anything I am emo so dont slate me for telling this joke. how do u get an emo out of the tree? Cut the rope. I wish my grass was emo..... then it wud cut itself. wot started the bearded lady's career? I nicked her razor emogirl btw i dont actually self harm these are jokes my friends and i tell each other PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Get your tits out you emo fucking whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3961 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Get your tits out you emo fucking whore. Thanks for coming to the party Mr Bundy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 (edited) The only thing that I found to be in bad taste within this thread, is this girls writing. Good lord woman, it's an internet message board, you needn't be concerned about keeping within a character limit. p.s. Show us them tits then Edited September 13, 2008 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Get your tits out you emo fucking whore. I agree with this. (Unless she is not of legal age to get said bee stings out then it's just sick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Get your tits out you emo fucking whore. I agree with this. (Unless she is not of legal age to get said bee stings out then it's just sick) 1989 suggests we should be alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Ahhh come on, that's harsh. She was being harmless, whether she has good grammar or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Ahhh come on, that's harsh. She was being harmless, whether she has good grammar or not. is The Inspiration on the prowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 before anyone says anything I am emo so dont slate me for telling this joke. how do u get an emo out of the tree? Cut the rope. I wish my grass was emo..... then it wud cut itself. wot started the bearded lady's career? I nicked her razor emogirl btw i dont actually self harm these are jokes my friends and i tell each other I'll be honest, I quite liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Ahhh come on, that's harsh. She was being harmless, whether she has good grammar or not. is The Inspiration on the prowl? Just being a nice person. I didn't ask her to get her tits out after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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