Guest alex Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 There's a slight difference (admittedly one I didn't make) between bismirching a whole race and taking the piss out of the McCann's situation for example. The point being, the rule of thumb doesn't always apply I don't really mind this thread btw. I wish it funnier, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 There's a slight difference (admittedly one I didn't make) between bismirching a whole race and taking the piss out of the McCann's situation for example. The point being, the rule of thumb doesn't always apply I don't really mind this thread btw. I wish it funnier, obviously. Isn't that the fucking truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I don't get the jokes on the last two pages like. This thread has gone to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 It said on the tin when I made the thread originally that if you're easily offended, don't look. Some of the 'jokes' in here I think are shite, others I think crossed the line of acceptability but that doesn't mean to say someone else won't find them funny / acceptable. Thread is being ruined by a debate about whether something should / shouldn't be included. Very close to moving those discussion points to another seperate thread. Keep with the programme people... and if you don't like it, tune into another channel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Well said Fish By the way, you dont see much white dog shit nowadays do you? I saw loads when I was a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Well said Fish By the way, you dont see much white dog shit nowadays do you? I saw loads when I was a kid It's all down to the improved food they get nowadays....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Well said Fish By the way, you dont see much white dog shit nowadays do you? I saw loads when I was a kid It's all down to the improved food they get nowadays....... Aye dey don't burn dem niggers no more and stuff em in eh ..... [/dodgy south american accent] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 How does every black joke begin? With a look over your shoulder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 How does every black joke begin? With a look over your shoulder I'm getting a weird sense of deja vu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Fish, no I'm not black, do I have to be to be offended by racist jokes? My brother was racially abused at school because he takes more after our Singaporen gran, can I be offended by 'slitty eyes' remarks and the like but I'm supposed to slap my thighs along with everyone else at jokes about black people? Isn't that just rank hypocrisy? For all you moaning about me ruining this thread, don't blame me, I was happy to leave my criticism at 'yay, racism' until I was asked to justify it. It's all 2J's fault really. Like I said, I think it's pathetic that I'm being criticised for questioning racism. I also think that I would have been equally pathetic had I kept quiet, or backed down when challenged about it, rather than rocking the boat. And finally, for the those of you who bleat 'but it says don't look if you're easily offended', I don't care. If racism is wrong, then it's wrong full stop, no mattter what banner or disclaimers you dress it up in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 How does every black joke begin? With a look over your shoulder I'm getting a weird sense of deja vu. Sorry, I missed that earlier page was I was bored with the conversation. Apologies all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink. The Rabbi cried out: "Quick! The kids!" "F*ck the kids!" said the minister, heading out. "Do you think we have time?" said the priest. ~*~ A man with no arms and no legs is waiting at a bus stop. The bus pulls up and the door opens. The driver looks down and says "Hello mate, how are you getting on?" ~*~ 2 condoms are walking down the street. they pass in front of a gay bar & one says to the other, you wanna go inside & get shitfaced? ~*~ How do you keep chavs from hanging around in your back garden? Hang them in the front... ~*~ Aaaaaaand finally: A Teacher is reading a story to her class of infants, when she notices a wet patch all around a little girl. Teacher: Oh! Katie, why didn't you put your hand up? Katie: I did Miss! But it trickled through my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 One for Luckyluke Little black kid dips his face in a bowl of flour and goes to show his mam. 'Look mam I'm white, she slaps him around the head and says 'go show your dad' When his dad see's him he kicks him the balls and says 'now go show your grandad you little twat' When his Grandad sees him he knee's him in the kidneys and gives him a slap The little lad replies 'fuck me, I've only been white two minutes and i hate you black bastards already' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Lost The Carling Cup? Lost The Premier League? Lost The European Cup? Lost a Parent? Talk to Frank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Lost The Carling Cup? Lost The Premier League? Lost The European Cup? Lost a Parent? Talk to Frank! I felt for Lampard tbh on Weds, more than JT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Hear about the man with no legs who was kicked out the cinema for standing on the seats ?? Hear about the man with no legs who was kicked out the cinema for arseing around ?? Well Brock started it with his latest offering up there ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 What's orange by day, and brown by night? Dale Winton's cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl. "I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all cum in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the guards and says "I'm not eating this." The guard laughs and asks, "Why not?" Paris replies, "It's got porridge in it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Another week in Elizabeth Fritzels diary... MONDAY....got raped. TUESDAY....got raped. WEDNESDAY....got raped. THURSDAY....got raped. FRIDAY....got raped. SATURDAY....got raped. SUNDAY....went to see a Sunderland game, wish i stayed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) Another week in Elizabeth Fritzels diary... MONDAY....got raped. TUESDAY....got raped. WEDNESDAY....got raped. THURSDAY....got raped. FRIDAY....got raped. SATURDAY....got raped. SUNDAY....went to see a Sunderland game, wish i stayed in. You'd have thought she'd learn after doing this 3 weeks running now. Edited May 30, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 What's brown and rhymes with snoop? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . Dr Dre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 One for Luke: Why do so many black people die in wars? Whenever someone shouts "GET DOWN", they all start dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Bloke gets sent to jail. His first night in the slammer and he is bedding with "Big Moe". The biggest hairy arsed bloke in there. As soon as he gets in big Moe with a grin on his face asks "Do you want to be mammy, or Daddy?". The bloke, trembling somewhat thinks a bit and decides no way does he want to have that bloke trying to ram anything in him so he decides "Daddy, I'll be the Daddy". "Ok then" Moe says "Come here and suck Mammy's cock". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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