wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Its a good job they found Shannon Mathews. Imagine finding her 24 years later with 7 kids who looked like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Bit tough on the kid - I'd add "mother" on to the end of the sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 still waiting for the Austrian joke....haway lads.... Must be a joke somewhere in there about Schnow Vhite and ze Seven Dwarfs. What are the kids names? Weary Rickety Pasty Homely Lonely Freaky Deaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Reading the story it seems there were only 6 kids. Scratch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Just been sent this. This is probably the fucking worst 'joke' I've ever heard and would like to share my pain with you lot.. Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Aye, all away being sick, as I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Aye, all away being sick, as I thought. My face after reading that joke = your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Aye, all away being sick, as I thought. I went for a wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Aye, all away being sick, as I thought. My face after reading that joke = your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 No one read that one on NO about little katies sixth birthday, disgraceful but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 A journalist asked a neighbour how long he had know Fritzzles daughter Alice, the neighbour replied "Alice, who the fuck is alice. For 24 years Ive been living next door to Alice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Josef Fritzs daughter is to write a book about her 24 years torture experiance Apparently it will be a best cellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 When an Austrian father was asked how to tach children sex education, he said he thought it was important to keep them in the dark as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 When an Austrian father was asked how to tach children sex education, he said he thought it was important to keep them in the dark as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 There's a new version of the Sound of Music coming out as well, it's about the Von Trapped family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 News today that trips to Vienna for stag weekends have nosedived since it emerged that Austrian fathers really do lock up their daughters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates. Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth. Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America. Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen? Obama: About 12 seconds ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A gadgy notices a hottie accross a bar and decides he's gonna have a crack at pulling her. So he strolls over and they start talking and after a while he sticks his hand down her knicks and starts having a grope. They continue chatting and after a while she asks enquisitively: "Do you want your palm read?" "Why?" He replies... "Because im on me period" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 What goes beep beep beep?....................... The Rangers open top bus reversing back into the garage. What goes beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep? Tommy Burn's life support machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 A bomb explodes in Manchester, 70,000 feared dead, 20,000 critical, Rangers tops & scarves lying everywhere. Carlsberg don't do terrorism... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 What goes beep beep beep?.......................The Rangers open top bus reversing back into the garage. What goes beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep? Tommy Burn's life support machine Best stick to the being a miserable sod; you're good at that: comedy isn't really your forte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 They've found Elizabeth Fritzl's diary... MONDAY: Stayed in. Dad came down and fucked me. TUESDAY: Stayed in. Got fucked by Dad. WEDNESDAY: Stayed in. Dad fucked me. THURSDAY: Stayed in. Got fucked by Dad. FRIDAY: Stayed in. Dad fucked me. SATURDAY: Went to see the Sunderland match. Wish I'd stayed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 What goes beep beep beep?.......................The Rangers open top bus reversing back into the garage. What goes beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep? Tommy Burn's life support machine Best stick to the being a miserable sod; you're good at that: comedy isn't really your forte. oooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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