ewerk 31195 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I just lost at Hangman Didn't know the place name _____ | | | O | /I\ | / \ |----------- B R _ D G _ _ D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Police digging at the childrens home in jersey have just found michael jackson's other glove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Patrick Swayze has agreed to star in Ghost 2. Filming starts in about five weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Patrick Swayze has agreed to star in Ghost 2. Filming starts in about five weeks. That is awful, heartless, tasteless, despicable, the bloke's not even definitely terminal, let alone dead, let alone cold yet. But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Patrick Swayze has agreed to star in Ghost 2. Filming starts in about five weeks. That is awful, heartless, tasteless, despicable, the bloke's not even definitely terminal, let alone dead, let alone cold yet. But... I was told it by a lad whose dad died of pancreatic cancer. Black humour is something we do well in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Heather Mills is planning to buy a plane with her divorce settlement money. She'll still use Immac on her other leg of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 After her success as UK number one hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews is next year hoping to take on current number one European Champion Maddie McCann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 West Yorkshire Police are questioning Shannon Matthews mother again. This time they arent questioning why little Shannon dissapeared, its how the hell she got 5 blokes to shag her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Whats Shannon Matthews and Porn Mag got in Common? Both are covered in Spunk and hidden under a blokes bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Detectives investigating the death of mark speight are said to be looking at the bigger picture This was sent in by Amy Aged 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 To the Theme tune of Adams Family Your Sister Is Your Mother Your Father Is Your Brother You All Shag One Another Your Shannons Family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 If you think passangers at LHR T5 spending 25 waiting is bad. I knew someone who hung around paddington station for 6 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Whats wrong with the bad jokes? Am I the only one getting them atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Those last two are canny like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 To the Theme tune of Adams Family Your Sister Is Your Mother Your Father Is Your Brother You All Shag One Another Your Shannons Family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 The police investigating the death of Mark Speight have releases the coroner's report...apparently he died of a massive art attack! nb. i don't know if the person who started this one knows he presented 'smart', not 'art attack' but anyway it still kind of works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 SMart attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper 0 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 mark speight was found hanging out the back of paddington... the little fury bear is said to be shaken but recovering well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Put my tea in the oven last night, went to get it 20mins later it had vanished without a trace!!!! Its the last time I have them McCann Oven Chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage? Two more if I move my bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 After the recent death of his mother, Frank Lampard is said to have invited all but one of his England and Chelsea team mates to the funeral. Apparently he was worried that Drogba might dive in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Its a good job they found Shannon Mathews. Imagine finding her 24 years later with 7 kids who looked like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 still waiting for the Austrian joke....haway lads.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 that was a little spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 that was a little spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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