TheInspiration 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor? The 91st floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 The family of Colin McRae are devastated, but said to be Rallying around..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 The family of Colin McRae are devastated, but said to be Rallying around..... Bob would be ashamed of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I bought a new computer game today but it keeps crashing. Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulation 2007 is rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"... So he stabbed her and nicked her purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist Got it in one mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Whats the difference between Londoners and Smarties? Smarties don't melt in the tube so ur basically trying to say that all Londoners are black and that black people melt which in some peoples views is racist Got it in one mate. FO besty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Naah, he's saying that all black people are secretly honeycomb-white on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Apparently Mourhinio is off back to Portugal to disappear for a while. He has asked the McCann's for their help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 oh dear oh dear tut tut hahahahahhahaha laaav it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 What are The Three Tenors now known as? Twenty Quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 What do Gary Glitter and Colin McCrae have in common? They've both had two kids going down on their Chopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 What do Gary Glitter and Colin McCrae have in common? They've both had two kids going down on their Chopper. *sharp intake of breath* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) What do Gary Glitter and Colin McCrae have in common? They've both had two kids going down on their Chopper. *sharp intake of breath* Ah, that's the one I was just about to post. Actually, it was slightly different - but the same idea. What's the difference between Colin McCrae and Gary Glitter Only two kids went down on Colin's chopper. Edited September 24, 2007 by Tom_NUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giventofly 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Colin Mc Raes wife has taken all her money out of Northen Rock. She's now with Scotish Widows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Colin Mc Raes wife has taken all her money out of Northen Rock. She's now with Scotish Widows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 We're all going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 Jose Mourinho wants to fuck off to Portugal and never set foot on English soil again. Apparently he's contacted Gerry and Kate McCann for some tips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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