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Was at a party standing talking with Mrs hips and one of her female colleagues about my daughter having Sweet or Just 17 or summit like that. Anyway, I told the wife's colleague that I had a look and there were articles about all sorts of stuff, including how to give blow jobs. I then went on, without thinking, to say that kids are getting 'it' shoved down their throats these days!!! :o:o:o:o

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Has anyone considered the consequences of their being moved to the top shelf for Wacky?

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We have the technology...

 

 

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I read a copy for the first time in ages yesterday...my housemate bought it (for the tv listings, he says). It really is utter garbage. You do wonder how many more mind numbingly tedious questions they can ask Lucy Pinder.

 

Saying that, it had an interview with Michael Owen, from which I learnt he likes golf. So it's not all bad.

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I read a copy for the first time in ages yesterday...my housemate bought it (for the tv listings, he says). It really is utter garbage. You do wonder how many more mind numbingly tedious questions they can ask Lucy Pinder.

 

Saying that, it had an interview with Michael Owen, from which I learnt he likes golf. So it's not all bad.

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Likes golf, eh? I can recommend a good article he should read! :o:o

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I read a copy for the first time in ages yesterday...my housemate bought it (for the tv listings, he says). It really is utter garbage. You do wonder how many more mind numbingly tedious questions they can ask Lucy Pinder.

 

Saying that, it had an interview with Michael Owen, from which I learnt he likes golf. So it's not all bad.

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Likes golf, eh? I can recommend a good article he should read! :o:o

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Why do you think he came here? Persuaded by an N-O dossier, obviously.

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I'd buy a porno before I bought Nuts or Zoo like. Not only better but less embarrassing to buy.

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Less embarrassing to try before you buy tbh.

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Crack one out in the Newsagents? No wonder WH Smiths banned porn.

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"ooOOoo, this one looks interesting like. I might buy it.."

 

"Here son, give it a try. You can use use shop dish!"

 

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Gonna have to start carrying my milking stool to the shops now, what a pain.

 

Wouldn't mind all the shit i get if i was a dwarf, I know at 5' 8" I'm not huge but FFS I'm hardly a midget, SMO has got a lot to answer for. Considering he's only got one ball due to a childhood accident it's hardly cricket to be going around slagging other people off.

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