peasepud 59 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Newcastle Law lords today issued a groundbreaking ruling when they allowed a seven year old boy to choose who will be his legal guardians. The judge in the case originally awarded custody to the childs mother until the seven year old stated he didnt want to go there as she beat him, judge then heard the case for the grandparents and was about to award them custody when the child pointed out that they beat him worse than his mother did. The childs aunt on his fathers side was then consulted but the child stated that she too wasnt averse to a bit of beating either. Taking stock the judge and lawyers involved identified that cruelty was a way of life for the family and in a one off shock move the judge decided toa sk the child who he wanted as his guardians. Then they spent 7 hours locked in a room making enquiries and checking all facts before agreeing to the childs request. A statement issued today announced that the childs request to have Sunderland AFC appointed as his legal guardian had been accepted on the grounds that they are not likely to beat anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So ooooold. Didn't make me laugh this time round. You're scraping the barrel now tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Older than time itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Older than Rob W tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 We should definitely have a 'ferkin' dreadful and done-to-death' joke thread tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 strange thing is Id never heard it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 It was the lack of " - Beeb" in the subject line that got me suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Speaking of Sunderland, did anyone catch that Mother-in-Law/Wife swapping programme after the match last night? (I was only watching it as the nipper was creating and rather than switch channels, I was trying to get him to sleep). The bloke was a Sunderland fan who openly admitted that he wouldn't have a single black and white item in his house. Started getting arsey with the 'woman hitler' and she started to unzip her jacket. "ooo you doing a strip-tease for me?" His face soon dropped when he saw that she was wearing a Newcastle shirt - daft twat pegged it upstairs and locked himself in the bathroom until she took it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Soopafan tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Speaking of Sunderland, did anyone catch that Mother-in-Law/Wife swapping programme after the match last night? (I was only watching it as the nipper was creating and rather than switch channels, I was trying to get him to sleep). The bloke was a Sunderland fan who openly admitted that he wouldn't have a single black and white item in his house. Started getting arsey with the 'woman hitler' and she started to unzip her jacket. "ooo you doing a strip-tease for me?" His face soon dropped when he saw that she was wearing a Newcastle shirt - daft twat pegged it upstairs and locked himself in the bathroom until she took it off! 111570[/snapback] Was watching up to that point. What a wanker. Not just for his supposed 'revulsion' of the toon top in his house, but for his outlook on life. A complete and utter tit of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 It was the locking himself in the bathroom like a fucking kid who was in a huff that was cracking me up. He had two kids under the age of 7 who just sat downstairs calm as anything while he did it - he was a complete tit! If I ever carry on like that in front of my kids, people have my permission to shoot me - it's embarrassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Older than Rob W tbh. 111463[/snapback] Correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now