Holden McGroin 6919 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) My shower is fooked so I have taken to either hitting the gym in the morning or have a bath before work. Now i'm not much of a "bath man" but i can never getting the f'ing temperature correct and end up scalding my feet off...or freezing my nuts off. Long life showers! Edited March 28, 2006 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My shower is fooked so I have taken to either hitting the gym in the morning or have a bath before work. Now i'm not much of a "bath man" but i can never getting the f'ing temperature correct and end up scalding my feet off...or freezing my nuts off. Long life showers! 111205[/snapback] What you using? UHT milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My shower is fooked so I have taken to either hitting the gym in the morning or have a bath before work. Now i'm not much of a "bath man" but i can never getting the f'ing temperature correct and end up scalding my feet off...or freezing my nuts off. Long life showers! 111205[/snapback] What you using? UHT milk? 111207[/snapback] A milk shower, well you claim it's milk but it's alarmingly similar to the consistancy of spunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Usually far easier to get the temperature right running a bath compared to running a shower. This is a good thread....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6919 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 My shower is fooked so I have taken to either hitting the gym in the morning or have a bath before work. Now i'm not much of a "bath man" but i can never getting the f'ing temperature correct and end up scalding my feet off...or freezing my nuts off. Long life showers! 111205[/snapback] What you using? UHT milk? 111207[/snapback] A milk shower, well you claim it's milk but it's alarmingly similar to the consistancy of spunk! 111216[/snapback] I do tend to enjoy i good shwank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Kids today, dain't knaa ya born. Fill it with the hot, and add cold to your taste. Then use your toe to top it up with hot every 5 minutes. Luxuriate for a few hours with choice reading material. Champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6919 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) Kids today, dain't knaa ya born. Fill it with the hot, and add cold to your taste. Then use your toe to top it up with hot every 5 minutes. Luxuriate for a few hours with choice reading material. Champion. 111237[/snapback] Nee good in the morning when you only have 15 mins to leave for work.... Edited March 28, 2006 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Mixer taps are your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Kids today, dain't knaa ya born. Fill it with the hot, and add cold to your taste. Then use your toe to top it up with hot every 5 minutes. Luxuriate for a few hours with choice reading material. Champion. 111237[/snapback] Do you not find it gets wet? That's why I can't stand baths, I get bored after about 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Kids today, dain't knaa ya born. Fill it with the hot, and add cold to your taste. Then use your toe to top it up with hot every 5 minutes. Luxuriate for a few hours with choice reading material. Champion. 111237[/snapback] Do you not find it gets wet? That's why I can't stand baths, I get bored after about 5 minutes. 111241[/snapback] As long as it's not an important document, who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Mixer taps are your friend 111240[/snapback] No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 As long as it's not an important document, who cares? 111243[/snapback] I'm not very experienced in how wet a book can get without being ruined, any pointers? I once managed to drop a book down the toilet, but it got covered in shit, so it was a write-off anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Kids today, dain't knaa ya born. Fill it with the hot, and add cold to your taste. Then use your toe to top it up with hot every 5 minutes. Luxuriate for a few hours with choice reading material. Champion. 111237[/snapback] Do you not find it gets wet? That's why I can't stand baths, I get bored after about 5 minutes. 111241[/snapback] I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. 111253[/snapback] Obviously not reading the complete works of Plato! It's more the splashing, I just fidget like a small child tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Why read when you could play with your rubber duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 As long as it's not an important document, who cares? 111243[/snapback] I'm not very experienced in how wet a book can get without being ruined, any pointers? I once managed to drop a book down the toilet, but it got covered in shit, so it was a write-off anyway. 111247[/snapback] I took a copy of Donnie Brasco with me when me and my mates toured through Europe, I lent it to my mate when I'd read it and he kept it in his tent on a campsite in Avignon, France. One evening there was a fantastic electrical storm and the site was a washout, my book came a cropper and was then referred to as Soggy Brasco instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. 111253[/snapback] I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a teenager more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. 111253[/snapback] I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a small teenager more like. 111264[/snapback] I fear an opportunity was missed there, and after shandy had said it so much better as well. I did discover during my teens that banks are just to messy to be worth the effort, no doubt SO will have some clever method to avoid the mess, like sticking his cock up his nose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. 111253[/snapback] I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a small teenager more like. 111264[/snapback] I fear an opportunity was missed there, and after shandy had said it so much better as well. I did discover during my teens that banks are just to messy to be worth the effort, no doubt SO will have some clever method to avoid the mess, like sticking his cock up his nose... 111266[/snapback] Congeals in bath water and is easily disposed of. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I have arm strength enough to keep what I'm reading above the waterline. 111253[/snapback] I just fidget like a small child tbh. 111260[/snapback] You wank like a small teenager more like. 111264[/snapback] I fear an opportunity was missed there, and after shandy had said it so much better as well. I did discover during my teens that banks are just to messy to be worth the effort, no doubt SO will have some clever method to avoid the mess, like sticking his cock up his nose... 111266[/snapback] Congeals in bath water and is easily disposed of. Allegedly. 111279[/snapback] That's duff info you've been given, it becomes a horrible sticky mess that you can't get from you pubes, resulting in you having to take your gillette to them and ending up in a load of cuts dangerously close to your battering ram. Then your lass walks in as your shaving yourself and see's all the spunk and pube mix on the floor and wonders what the fuck you've been playing at, so she bans you fom shagging her for a month and your forced into wanking on the sofa after she's gone to bed while flicking between the many Babestation channels on Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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