Toonraider 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due i wont go into detail on a football forum, but lets just say it was certainly a different experience (really hoping my son doesnt read this post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! 110977[/snapback] I'm confused Do you both have pregnant better halves or are you fucking Wacky's missus? 111033[/snapback] Both of them are up the Pat & Mick, just trying to work out who's the father of who's 111080[/snapback] If mine's gingers it's yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due i wont go into detail on a football forum, but lets just say it was certainly a different experience (really hoping my son doesnt read this post) 111196[/snapback] Jesus of Nazareth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due i wont go into detail on a football forum, but lets just say it was certainly a different experience (really hoping my son doesnt read this post) 111196[/snapback] Jesus of Nazareth! 111203[/snapback] oh yes To be serious, i went on to have a very difficult complicated birth....(2 days) I've always wondered whether the sex started me off in labour before i was really ready, maybe i'd have gone on a few more days and in consequence had an easier labour/birth I'll never know!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young. 111198[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young. 111198[/snapback] She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young. 111198[/snapback] She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on. 111214[/snapback] The immigrant 'stood' her up tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young. 111198[/snapback] She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on. 111214[/snapback] The immigrant 'stood' her up tbh. 111217[/snapback] Walked all over her tbh, moonwalked up and down her ass to be precise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I went ou of the hood to make sure i didn't end up with a space cadet, SMO went into the hood to ensure he got something with the same mentality and who spreads her legs at the click of a finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 I went ou of the hood to make sure i didn't end up with a space cadet, SMO went into the hood to ensure he got something with the same mentality and who spreads her legs at the click of a finger 111224[/snapback] Click, click Aye you didn't go far like, you got the bus to Walker Mental Institution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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