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My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due :unsure: i wont go into detail on a football forum, but lets just say it was certainly a different experience :):)

 

(really hoping my son doesnt read this post) ;)

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Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever.

 

It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out.

 

Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me!

 

Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside!  :)

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I'm confused :) Do you both have pregnant better halves or are you fucking Wacky's missus?

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Both of them are up the Pat & Mick, just trying to work out who's the father of who's

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If mine's gingers it's yours!

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My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due  ;)  i wont go into detail on a football forum,  but lets just say it was certainly a different experience  :unsure:  :)

 

(really hoping my son doesnt read this post)  :panic:

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:)

 

Jesus of Nazareth!

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My waters actually broke during sex on the day my baby was due  :pray:  i wont go into detail on a football forum,  but lets just say it was certainly a different experience  ;)   :)

 

(really hoping my son doesnt read this post)  :icon_lol:

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:)

 

Jesus of Nazareth!

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oh yes :unsure:

 

To be serious, i went on to have a very difficult complicated birth....(2 days) :icon_lol:

I've always wondered whether the sex started me off in labour before i was really ready, maybe i'd have gone on a few more days and in consequence had an easier labour/birth :panic: I'll never know!!!

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Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young.

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She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young.

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She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on.

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The immigrant 'stood' her up tbh.

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Is Wacky's missus a midget, like Wacky? I hear midgets have litters and in some cases eat their young.

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She's twice the size of him, they're both from Byker so Wacky was the best available at the time tbh, unless she wanted a immigrant from Somalia with land-mine injuries and didn't have a leg to stand on.

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The immigrant 'stood' her up tbh.

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Walked all over her tbh, moonwalked up and down her ass to be precise!

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I went ou of the hood to make sure i didn't end up with a space cadet, SMO went into the hood to ensure he got something with the same mentality and who spreads her legs at the click of a finger

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Click, click :o

 

Aye you didn't go far like, you got the bus to Walker Mental Institution.

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