Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6452 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! 110977[/snapback] I'm not sure even that would stop you. Probably try and pot the broon or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 its perfectly safe to have sex while your lass is pregnant, as long as she doesnt find out that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Jesus wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21759 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 there's nowt like feeding the baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Jesus wept 110982[/snapback] you'd hardly think he'd been away would you? what next? Sex with a corpse??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 (edited) Trying to talk her into letting me fuck her mate whilst she's got that one in the oven, I know her mates up for it as she's a right cock hungry slag, it's convincing wor lass that in the long run it's for the best, thats the problem Edited March 27, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 10-1 the bairn has an oddly-shaped head from frequent cock-proddings. Or evens the oddly-shaped head is heriditary from his pa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Aye but you'd be a bit gutted if she started while you haven't quite finished the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. 110998[/snapback] Bad news, I was at it like a sewing machine then, getting my moneys worth before she started showing and knocking me off my stride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Practically a paedo tbh. SMO on the register and a Byker lynch mob sent round asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44101 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. 110998[/snapback] Bad news, I was at it like a sewing machine then, getting my moneys worth before she started showing and knocking me off my stride 111000[/snapback] Needle-dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 (edited) No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. 110998[/snapback] Bad news, I was at it like a sewing machine then, getting my moneys worth before she started showing and knocking me off my stride 111000[/snapback] It obviously didn't do any harm in your case then And aye, it's supposed to help induce labour, but then so is having a hot bath and a curry. If I was 9 months pregnant and looked like the side of a house then I think I'd probably go for the curry option... Edited March 27, 2006 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No, I think medically they recommend having sex all the way through pregnancy, infact if a baby is overdue they advise having sex to start off the labour. 110984[/snapback] Tis true. There's some research that says it's not totally advisable in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy but nowt to stop you the rest of the time. 110998[/snapback] Bad news, I was at it like a sewing machine then, getting my moneys worth before she started showing and knocking me off my stride 111000[/snapback] It obviously didn't do any harm in your case then And aye, it's supposed to help induce labour, but then so is having a hot bath and a curry. If I was 9 months pregnant and looked like the side of a house then I think I'd probably go for the curry option... 111004[/snapback] So would your other half as well by the sounds of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 (edited) "her mates up for it as she's a right cock hungry slag" is that a quote from Jane Austen? Edited March 27, 2006 by Rob W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 "her mates up for it as she's a right cock hungry slag" is that a quote from Jane Austen? 111024[/snapback] Charles Dickens tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muthaf***in toon lover 0 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! 110977[/snapback] I'm confused Do you both have pregnant better halves or are you fucking Wacky's missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 10-1 the bairn has an oddly-shaped head from frequent cock-proddings. Or evens the oddly-shaped head is heriditary from his pa 110989[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 "her mates up for it as she's a right cock hungry slag" is that a quote from Jane Austen? 111024[/snapback] Charles Dickens tbh. 111032[/snapback] You're right !! In his famous novella " The Little Gatsby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 But SMO, are you hoping that if the babe's born male that it has a cleft chin or dimples at the least? Otherwise sweetie the story goes that the babe's mouth was open during.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 But SMO, are you hoping that if the babe's born male that it has a cleft chin or dimples at the least? Otherwise sweetie the story goes that the babe's mouth was open during.... 111054[/snapback] you're a bad bad girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! 110977[/snapback] I'm confused Do you both have pregnant better halves or are you fucking Wacky's missus? 111033[/snapback] Both of them are up the Pat & Mick, just trying to work out who's the father of who's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Was talking to Wacky at the weekend and he was saying that he finds it "weird" fucking his lass while she's up the duff. I myself quite enjoy it, although she's only got 11 weeks to go it's still as enjoyable as ever. It's like fucking the fat lass you've always fancied but would never in case your mates found out. Not that I'm calling my lass fat, it's just for the first time she's got a bigger belly than me! Is there a point in the pregnancy where they advise you to stop having sex? The act of giving birth aside! 110977[/snapback] I'm confused Do you both have pregnant better halves or are you fucking Wacky's missus? 111033[/snapback] Both tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now