Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Anyone see this last week? A family in Turkey has 4 members that walk on all fours much like a monkey. This hairy turkish wife had married her mothers brothers son (her cousin) and was astounded that some of them weren't able to function normally!! Her fella had fathered 17 kids, 4 of whom walked on all fours, another 2 had the balance of the pissed tramp that knocks about the Monument, and the rest seemed fairly normal for Turks living in absolute poverty. These posh docs went out to see them and did a few tests, of the 4 that walked on all fours, they all had shrunken parts of the brain that gives us balance (cerebellum i think), but they found a bloke in Italy who had no such brain part for balance who could walk (albeit like the pissed tramp) so they ruled this smaller brain theory out. Interestingly all 4 of these circus freaks were retarded. Then they discovered that the poor bastards had started crawling when they were babies and their mother just never encouraged them to stand up. They reckoned she was overwhelmed with having to look after 17 kids in poverty! So they introduced various methods like parrellel bars for them to practice walking along and those contraptions old people use. And sure enough they soon started making progress in walking on 2 feet. So next time your at a family do and your tasty cousin is eyeing you up - RESIST!!! Or you risk falling into a similar trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Was hoping for the latter half of a new and interesting proverb in here, just left with a reminder of why I got rid of Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Started watching it as it was billed as though they were some sort of genetic throwback but got bored when I realised they just had poor balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Started watching it as it was billed as though they were some sort of genetic throwback but got bored when I realised they just had poor balance. 108366[/snapback] yeah me too, the description was very misleading so i turned over and watched the program about whether or not the moon landing took place, that was quite interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15865 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Started watching it as it was billed as though they were some sort of genetic throwback but got bored when I realised they just had poor balance. 108366[/snapback] yeah me too, the description was very misleading so i turned over and watched the program about whether or not the moon landing took place, that was quite interesting. 108379[/snapback] Don't leave us on tenterhooks like that - did it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 There's some shite on like. I was round me mothers the other day and she asked me if I watched Worlds Fattest Pets . The ITV executives must have had a long brain stroming session to come up with that one when fat minor celebrities and sportsmen stopped pulling the viewers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 There's some shite on like. I was round me mothers the other day and she asked me if I watched Worlds Fattest Pets . The ITV executives must have had a long brain stroming session to come up with that one when fat minor celebrities and sportsmen stopped pulling the viewers. 108386[/snapback] 'Dog Borstal' is another classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Is that the one that Leazes complained should have been "Dogs in for LIFE! And I MEAN LIFE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Is that the one that Leazes complained should have been "Dogs in for LIFE! And I MEAN LIFE!!!" 108397[/snapback] He wanted them all to be put down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "hanging - it's too good for them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22405 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 They should test drugs on dogs in dog borstal tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "make them walk on all fours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "make them walk on all fours" 108410[/snapback] The dogs in borstal? Make them walk on their hind legs, shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Naaahhh - Leazes ALWAYS gets it wrong................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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