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The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

 

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

 

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

 

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

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What's the significance of the 56 million figure?

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Half the voters; the human half.

 

EDIT: Although I think his popularity is at an all time low, below 30% of what, 280 million people?

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I assumed that was the idea, but thought that seemed low for the turnout - 112m or whatever.  I suppose they are Americans though. ;)

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I can just imagine your financial reports littered with phrases like that. :o

 

Isn't that about 50% of the people old enough to vote? I thought the figure was fairly similar in most western countries.

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