How often do you..

[Scottish Mag 3]

1. Go out for a meal.

2. Grab a take away.

3. Get Drunk.

4. Exercise.

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex.

6. Take a holiday.

7. Buy a newspaper.

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account.

9. Beep your horn.

10. Swear

[medina 0]

1. Go out for a meal.  Rarely.

2. Grab a take away. Occasionaly.

3. Get Drunk. Regularly

4. Exercise. Occasionaly, was regularly.

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Hourly basis.

6. Take a holiday. Not often enough.

7. Buy a newspaper. Occasionaly.

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Permanently.

9. Beep your horn.  Rarely.

10. Swear. Regularly.

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[peasepud 59]

1. Two, three times a week.

2. Fish & Chips one a fortnight or so.

3. Once a month

4. Football once a week

5. Every five minutes

6. Last one was 2 years

7. Every Sunday

8. Never, used to be all the time.

9. Daily

10. Hourly.

[chip2388 0]

1. Go out for a meal. Occasionaly

2. Grab a take away. Rarely

3. Get Drunk. Occasionaly

4. Exercise. Often

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Often

6. Take a holiday. Too Long

7. Buy a newspaper. When theres a big story

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never thats cause i'm still a student 

9. Beep your horn. Don't drive yet but learning so watch out!

10. Swear. If i'm watching newcastle every 2 mins

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[Isegrim 9895]

1. Go out for a meal.

- often, at least a couple of times every week

 

2. Grab a take away.

- occasionally

 

3. Get Drunk.

- occasionally

 

4. Exercise.

- I have to at the moment. Medical prescription, three times a week.

 

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex.

- always

 

6. Take a holiday.

- I try at least once a year. Though, at the end of the year I normally have only taken up half of my paid leave days.

 

7. Buy a newspaper.

- I do have a subscription

 

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account.

- rarely, my giro account when I do bigger purchases

 

9. Beep your horn.

- my bicycle only has a bell

 

10. Swear

- rarely, mostly football related

[Jimbo 175]

1. Go out for a meal = about once a month

2. Grab a take away = about twice a month

3. Get Drunk = about 3 times a week

4. Exercise = I do one sit up every morning

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex = all the time

6. Take a holiday = abroad maybe once a year

7. Buy a newspaper = Never

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account = Every month

9. Beep your horn = every time I drive

10. Swear = too much.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

1. Go out for a meal = about once a month

2. Grab a take away = Every Sunday

3. Get Drunk = about 3 times a week

4. Exercise = Just my right hand

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex = all the time

6. Take a holiday = abroad once a year

7. Buy a newspaper = Daily

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account = Occasionaly

9. Beep your horn = Rarely

10. Swear = Far to much

[Papa Lazaru 0]

1. Go out for a meal - Once a week

2. Grab a take away - Once a week but get enough for 2-3 meals!

3. Get Drunk - Once a week max

4. Exercise - Yeah right!!!

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex - god knows!

6. Take a holiday - haven't for years

7. Buy a newspaper - every work day

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account - never

9. Beep your horn - don't drive

10. Swear - not too bad except for match days when its every 2 seconds

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[Sicklee Sausage Roll 0]

1. Go out for a meal. - Once a fortnight, if I can.

2. Grab a take away. One a week

3. Get Drunk. - Hardly ever drink more than two bottles. Very unsociable.

4. Exercise. - 45 minutes every day

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - Constantly. I'm a bit of a letch.

6. Take a holiday.  - Every couple of years at least

7. Buy a newspaper. - Chronny every weekday

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - Constant state of red

9. Beep your horn. - Very rarely

10. Swear - Too much

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[Lou 0]

1. Two, three times a week.

2. Fish & Chips one a fortnight or so.

3. Once a month

4. Football once a week

5. Every five minutes

6. Last one was 2 years

7. Every Sunday

8. Never, used to be all the time.

9. Daily

10. Hourly.

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I was reading the above post... and trying to remember what order the questions went in, in order to relate the answer....

 

However, I mixed up questions 4 and 5 in my head, and so was a little surprised by Mr Pud's answer to how often he eyes up the opposite sex........

[Southern Geordie 1]

1. Go out for a meal. Once a month

2. Grab a take away. Twice a month

3. Get Drunk. Two/Three times a week

4. Exercise. Three times a week when playing cricket (if that counts as exercise.. but IMO fast bowling takes a lot of exercise)

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Whenever they cross my path

6. Take a holiday. Twice a year

7. Buy a newspaper. Never, I use the internet, TV or even my mobile for news

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never

9. Beep your horn. Only when I see somebody I know doon the street, so once every month or so

10. Swear. Only when necessery

[Geordiesned 0]

1. Go out for a meal - Depends. When I'm going out with a bird but single at the moment. You reading Mags?

2. Grab a take away - maybes one every 2 months.

3. Get Drunk - can't remember - always too drunk!

4. Exercise - 4-5 times a week (gym, footy training/playing and running - my body's a temple!

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex - whenever I'm awake and members of the opposite sex are on show.

6. Take a holiday - 2 or 3 times a year. Often revolves around Toon matches.

7. Buy a newspaper - every day. Chronicle or Sunday Sun.

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account - I haven't been in the black for nearly 3 years!

9. Beep your horn - not often. I'm quite a patient driver but wind me up and I'll hunt you down bitch! (it's bound to be a woman )

10. Swear - all the fucking time!

[Brock Manson 0]

1. Go out for a meal. Varies

2. Grab a take away. See above

3. Get Drunk. I'm drunk now

4. Exercise. 50 situps every day or just keep going until i get bored

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex.

6. Take a holiday. about 2 a year? More if you count (thank god I noticed I missed the 'o') visiting cousins in Plymouth

7. Buy a newspaper. Weekly

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Dont, not old enough

9. Beep your horn. cant drive yet

10. Swear. Too much

[Ally 0]

1. Go out for a meal - rarely

2. Grab a take away - every couple of weeks

3. Get Drunk - every week

4. Exercise - I walk to the pub

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex - every time one walks past!

6. Take a holiday - once a year

7. Buy a newspaper - daily

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account - i've been overdrawn since September, now my first pay packet as put me into credit!

9. Beep your horn - rarely

10. Swear - all the time

[Mags 1]

1. Go out for a meal. Once or twice a week

2. Grab a take away. Three times maybe- usually lunch everyday at work

3. Get Drunk. Falling down drunk or pleasantly buzzed? First- about once a month, the latter at least once or twice a week

4. Exercise. 4 times a week, 2 hours each time

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. You mean you're supposed to do anything else when they're about?

6. Take a holiday. Maybe 2 or 3 a year- depends on work schedule

7. Buy a newspaper. Rarely

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never- used to frequently when I was younger and more foolish

9. Beep your horn. Don't- a well aimed middle finger and mouthed "Fuck you ass hole!" really does it all for me.

10. Swear Way too fucking much.

[shakermaker 0]

1. Go out for a meal. often

2. Grab a take away. less often

3. Get Drunk.too often

4. Exercise.chasing after kids...the good way!

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. when i see one

6. Take a holiday. once ayear,few weekends aswell

7. Buy a newspaper.most days

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. every month

9. Beep your horn. dont drive a car....but every day

10. Sweardepends

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[Toonraider 0]

1. Go out for a meal. Occasionally, normally for a family event

2. Grab a take away. once a week

3. Get Drunk. very rarely now, i know when to stop, else i get sick!

4. Exercise. I walk fairly often, but dont get enough rigorous exercise.

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Only if he's a ginner

6. Take a holiday. A couple times a year a friend and i go away for a 3 or 4 night break.

7. Buy a newspaper. Most days i buy our local paper.

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never have been.

9. Beep your horn. Havent got one lol

10. Swear Only if i get really really ticked off or hurt myself do i really swear.

[Jill 0]

1. Go out for a meal. - fortnightly (mostly lunches with people from work)

2. Grab a take away. - once a week

3. Get Drunk. - few times a week

4. Exercise. - never! Unless you count 30 mins walking daily to/from work

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - Whenever there's someone I like.

6. Take a holiday. - Rarely.. I do weekends away

7. Buy a newspaper. - Never, I read the free metro one or other peoples'

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - once about every 6 months, I've reached my limit this month until I pay in a cheque to clear it

9. Beep your horn. - don't have a horn

10. Swear - constantly!

[chip2388 0]

1. Go out for a meal = about once a month

2. Grab a take away = about twice a month

3. Get Drunk = about 3 times a week

4. Exercise = I do one sit up every morning

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex = all the time

6. Take a holiday = abroad maybe once a year

7. Buy a newspaper = Never

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account = Every month

9. Beep your horn = every time I drive

10. Swear = too much.

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Special one for you

 

11. Wank

 

Probably know the anwser like

[Mark 0]

1. Go out for a meal. Hardly ever

2. Grab a take away. Once a month

3. Get Drunk. Twice a week

4. Exercise. Everyday

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Alot

6. Take a holiday. Yearly

7. Buy a newspaper. Never

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never

9. Beep your horn. Never

10. Swear. Not much

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[Djimi 0]

1. Go out for a meal. - once a month

2. Grab a take away. - yuk

3. Get Drunk. - never

4. Exercise. - once a week

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - constantly

6. Take a holiday. - about once a year

7. Buy a newspaper. - everyday

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - hardly ever

9. Beep your horn. - no car yet

10. Swear - all the fucking time

[Shearergol 0]

1. Go out for a meal. Once or twice a week recently

2. Grab a take away. Once a month

3. Get Drunk. Never

4. Exercise. Every day. Walking, football, squash and/or badminton

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Only my lass

6. Take a holiday. Not often enough. Once a year (going in 12 days)

7. Buy a newspaper. Only when I'm travelling to away matches

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Never

9. Beep your horn. Erm, probably once a week when picking people up to take them to football.

10. Swear Too often

[MrBass 2714]

1. Go out for a meal. Rarely, 3 times a year

2. Grab a take away. Fortnightly

3. Get Drunk. Rarely, actually... more like never any more

4. Exercise. Weightlifting 4 times a week

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. Hourly

6. Take a holiday. Used to be yearly, last two years have been never

7. Buy a newspaper. Rarely

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. Too often

9. Beep your horn. Daily - they're all against me I tell you!

10. Swear Couple of times a day, usually connected with no. 9

Edited August 8, 2005 by MrBass

[The Fish 10962]

1. Go out for a meal. - Rarely

2. Grab a take away. - Fortnightly

3. Get Drunk. - rarely, but drink alsmost daily..

4. Exercise. - 3 times a week...maybe

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. - whenever they're not a member of my family... or a trogolodyte

6. Take a holiday. - haven't had a real holiday in six years

7. Buy a newspaper. - weekly

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account. - every month

9. Beep your horn. - no car, no beeping... I do beep other peoples horns though..

10. Swear - depends on company

[khay 10]

1. Go out for a meal- about once a week. others wise she will make me cook!

2. Grab a take away. - i normally treat myself on a friday to a subway or something.

3. Get Drunk. - once everyone couple of weeks.

4. Exercise. - i walk to catch my bus.

5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex. when i see one.

6. Take a holiday. student.

7. Buy a newspaper- long bus ride.

8. Go overdrawn in your bank account.- have been for the last year since i got myself a new pc.

9. Beep your horn. dont drive.

10. Swear - all the time.