Gemmill 52093 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Renton said: Gemmill said: sweetleftpeg said: Gemmill said: sweetleftpeg said: Gemmill said: alex said: You lot watched this over Barca v Chelsea? 104468[/snapback] To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] You are such a hom Gemmill. Obsessed! 104493[/snapback] *holds nose* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Renton's obsessed with Gemmill's obsession with him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Gemmill said: sweetleftpeg said: Gemmill said: sweetleftpeg said: Gemmill said: alex said: You lot watched this over Barca v Chelsea? 104468[/snapback] To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] *click* ..there goes another dead african baby.. *click* ..and another.. I'm reporting you to Oxfam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Dr Kenneth Noisewater said: You can play Ramseys Bingo whilst watching next week. This is what you have to spot for a full house: Taking his top off in front of the camera to change into his whites; Simplifying the menu; A lick of paint about the place; Bigging up the junior chef whilst pouring scorn on the head chef; Calling someone 'Big Boy'; Getting someone to cook for 'important clients' who turn out to be their family. Eyes down... 104474[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 geordieshandy said: Dr Kenneth Noisewater said: You can play Ramseys Bingo whilst watching next week. This is what you have to spot for a full house: Taking his top off in front of the camera to change into his whites; Simplifying the menu; A lick of paint about the place; Bigging up the junior chef whilst pouring scorn on the head chef; Calling someone 'Big Boy'; Getting someone to cook for 'important clients' who turn out to be their family. Eyes down... 104474[/snapback] 104508[/snapback] Jesus wept! How is that possible? I thought there was only a centimetre or two of slack in the optic nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Can't believe i missed ramsay for that parcel of shite they call Chelsea, is it repeated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 No-one was better than Richard Crawley "AINSLEY I'M BOILIN ME PRUNE JUICE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Renton said: Jesus wept! How is that possible? I thought there was only a centimetre or two of slack in the optic nerve. 104512[/snapback] Not to mention the rectus muscles, the conjuctiva... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Everyone ready with their Ramsey bingo cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 452 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dr Kenneth Noisewater said: Everyone ready with their Ramsey bingo cards? 106729[/snapback] *Holds card up!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 593 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well the top is off already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Done it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dr Kenneth Noisewater said: You can play Ramseys Bingo whilst watching next week. This is what you have to spot for a full house: Taking his top off in front of the camera to change into his whites; Simplifying the menu; A lick of paint about the place; Bigging up the junior chef whilst pouring scorn on the head chef; Calling someone 'Big Boy'; Getting someone to cook for 'important clients' who turn out to be their family. Eyes down... 104474[/snapback] He's done the simplifying already as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 452 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 The Mighty Hog said: Well the top is off already! 106732[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 593 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 catmag said: The Mighty Hog said: Well the top is off already! 106732[/snapback] 106735[/snapback] Decent advert for lesbianism if nowt else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I sense a bollocking for the head chef coming up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dr Kenneth Noisewater said: I sense a bollocking for the head chef coming up... 106737[/snapback] A rather large one with lots of "fucking" thrown in I fear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Another phrase to add to the bingo card 'shove a rocket up his arse'. He's used it 3 times in about 5 mins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 593 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Caught out on the smash front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Minestrone, almost as good as my mothers. It comes out of a plastic bucket, love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 452 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 "Big boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 catmag said: "Big boy!" 106745[/snapback] Beat me to it! Here comes the bigging up the juniors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 It's all going Pete Tong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 593 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 It's only half 9. Enough time for a Lazarus-like recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Forgetting to scale a fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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