The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store

[Dr Gloom 24057]

who wants five wins in a row? 

 

the king decrees 3-1 to us 

 

[Toonpack 11927]

Cunt hasn’t even got 5 teeth in a row, fuck him.

 

3-0

[Dr Gloom 24057]

all that money and can't even organise a trip to a turkish dentist 

[Monkeys Fist 45905]

Owld Chaz looks like a bad Mike Yarwood impression of himself 

 

 

Anyway, to quote Sam Cooke

“ Who fucking shot me???”

also

” It’s been a long time comin’

But I know

A change is gonna come”

 

About time we fucked these up again. 
 

5-0. 
Time for the Howe-izter

[Rayvin 6255]

This is a winnable game for us - they're just another Brentford level team, we should be ok.

[Dr Gloom 24057]

4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

This is a winnable game for us - they're just another Brentford level team, we should be ok.

 

they're mediocre but not as shit as they were when we last played them. they seem tougher to break down now. probably helped by not playing casemiro and eriksen as a midfield two!

[Rayvin 6255]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

they're mediocre but not as shit as they were when we last played them. they seem tougher to break down now. probably helped by not playing casemiro and eriksen as a midfield two!

 

Fair, almost as good as Brentford then

[Gemmill 51736]

Isak vs Maguire should be a decent laugh. Hopefully Gordon can at least make an appearance for this one.

 

These look rapid on the break, particularly through Garnacho, but we should definitely have too much for them. They're bottom half on merit. 

[Dr Gloom 24057]

They paid more for Hojland than we did for Isak 

 

Edited Wednesday at 08:28 by Dr Gloom

[Dr Gloom 24057]

Sounds like they’ve got loads of injuries too 

 

 

[NJS 4669]

As well as a match on Thursday. 

[Gemmill 51736]

2 minutes ago, NJS said:

As well as a match on Thursday. 

 

An away match too. Only France but all adds up. 

[Craig 7097]

Smash their fucking back doors in. 5-0

[Dr Gloom 24057]

17 minutes ago, Craig said:

Smash their fucking back doors in. 5-0

 

[thebrokendoll 10622]

8f we score 7.in the first half I'll find it acceptable to take our foot off the gas in 2nd.

[NJS 4669]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

8f we score 7.in the first half I'll find it acceptable to take our foot off the gas in 2nd.

I wouldn't. Not them cunts, ever. 

[Renton 24260]

Am gaan, win. 

[aimaad22 4880]

Are Tino's performances at LB just a return to form or is he actually better on the left? The quality of balls into the box has been way better than what he was doing at RB recently. 

[Dr Gloom 24057]

13 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Are Tino's performances at LB just a return to form or is he actually better on the left? The quality of balls into the box has been way better than what he was doing at RB recently. 

weird, innit. The marauding runs are the same on both flanks but he seems more confident with the final ball on his weaker foot down the left. Maybe because he doesn’t he over complicate it. He just gets to the byline and it stands it up 

Edited Tuesday at 17:17 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 23526]

You've seen United, now fuck off home, You've seen United now fuck off home.

 

7-0 Beardsley all 5

[Isegrim 10672]

2-0 a red card for some red cunt, I will eat a "rote Wurst" afterwards 

[toonotl 3528]

Looking for another fast start against bottom half shit to end the game before it starts here. 2-0. 

[RobinRobin 12747]

 

3-0 - Seymour with all 4

[Toonpack 11927]

3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

 

3-0 - Seymour with all 4

Paddocklad’s spirit animal found !!!!

[Craig 7097]

16 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Indeed