NUFC 1997/7 3rd denim blue strip

[TimDodd75 6]

1 minute ago, TimDodd75 said:

Oh and we are quite near Vietnam. Never been there.

I bet you’ve been there a few times😉🍆

Moved over to sit on a beach and watch the Sun go down. If I had of stayed, my kids might have ended up like you. But luckily they didn’t. 
enjoy your next trip to Vietnam and Thailand. Those boys will love you long time. Just check for the Adam’s apple, big hands and do the Crocodile Dundee check to see if they are packing !

oh sorry, that’s not very PC of me, if that’s what your into it’s fine by me, enjoy your cocks Cunt!

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

[TimDodd75 6]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

 

There you go mate.

Video footage, if you can find any, I’ve come up with nothing. Story of my life

[TimDodd75 6]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

 

There you go mate.

But there’s nothing like a good joke! 
and that was nothing like a good joke!😉

[TimDodd75 6]

51 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Would you please stop creating users with Chat GPT.

Would you stop creating users smart arse comments. 🤣 just joshing. Chat GPT didn’t help me at all. Did it help you on the quest for the holy grail of creating the smartest comments in the room. 
bet everyone loves you at a party. Sipping on your non alcoholic beer.

I remember when I had my 1st beer.

when will you be old enough to drink? In a few years?

[TimDodd75 6]

29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My lass found Greedo’s head quite stimulating tbh…

 

Don’t you mean that little silver nob he kept playing with. 

[TimDodd75 6]

43 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

It was the second kit mate. The only 3rd I remember from the 90s was a navy blue and green striped thing we wore once 

Thanks so much. 1st intelligent helpful comment yet. Statto, Statto!!! (For those who remember fantasy football at its finest, I miss skinner and badiel so much. Not sure Jason Lee misses them so much)

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

Timmy has taken inspiration from his Tropic Thunder comment. 
 

 

He’s only gone and done it! 

[Optimistic Nut 485]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

What a fucking team that was. How the fuck did we not win anything in that era? 

 

Cantona & Schmeichel, basically.

[TimDodd75 6]

29 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Is that the Greedo finger puppet? 

 

 

I can see that being stimulating for her compared with usual service.

 

 

Hate to see the Darth Vader one you sell on Etsy.
Burn?

No, maybe not.

 But your delivery is genius, right up there, As clever as Stephen Hawking, answering on his computer in real time.

[sammynb 3924]

 

Was the away strip for the second year of the grandfather collar home strip.

The 09/10 third strip is the one to have, shame we didn't play like Inter in it.

[TimDodd75 6]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Timmy has taken inspiration from his Tropic Thunder comment. 
 

 

He’s only gone and done it! 

You are the best. So far. 😆 

I’m so excited to see a Mr Hanky Gif or a “Matt Damon” from team America one. 

[TimDodd75 6]

3 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Was the away strip for the second year of the grandfather collar home strip.

The 09/10 third strip is the one to have, shame we didn't play like Inter in it.

Statto! Statto! At last, facts. Thankyou.

[Gemmill 50037]

What the fuck is going on here? 

[TimDodd75 6]

11 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Cantona & Schmeichel, basically.

Fecking UTD.
 

Oh well, it was worth the wait to watch them now.

 

It’s like the clock from countdown, how long does a manager get at Utd until the fans mention and compare them to Fergie? 30 seconds 

[Gemmill 50037]

Ohhhh dear. 

[TimDodd75 6]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What the fuck is going on here? 

Sorry to everyone who is here for football. I was going well until the cryptic comments started. 
Almost as clever and cryptic as Trump in front of a camera. Smartest person in the room.

I started having a great time talking about football.
 

But it diverted in to a situation I had on my driveway last night, when another cat turned up on our cats territory. making the same noises, and flexing. 
 

apart from Monkey Fist. She/he/they is the best. Proper sense of humour. 😊🙏

Edited 8 hours ago by TimDodd75

[TimDodd75 6]

3 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

Double Denim!!

that was a real thing!

was it at Newcastle when he did his knee. Jumped up in the air, and when he landed and his knee went backwards about 45 degrees .

 

I remember his face. Still puts chills up my spine.

 

not as bad as David Boost though.  Schmeichel  threw up. That was the worst compound fracture I’ve seen, but Larson at Celtic was pretty bad too.

[Tom 14086]

1 hour ago, TimDodd75 said:

I’ve got a box full of signed and worn shirts and programs, but the Mrs won’t let me put them up. She won’t even let me put up the Star Wars memorabilia or my little collection of 1980’s BMX’s I’ve rebuilt . House is like a IKEA show home 😂

Keep em in case you get divorced. 
 

[Monkeys Fist 45203]

55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What the fuck is going on here? 

Ibrahim has signed up as another bloke called Timmy this time. 
 

 

40 minutes ago, TimDodd75 said:

apart from Monkey Fist

Everyone has a tell, and Ibby’s is that he always used the singular “Monkey”as opposed to the possessive “Monkeys” whenever he was having a meltdown. 
That, and that he didn’t go mental until I responded, and the “is Howe done?” question, etc etc. 

He’s fucking useless at this Wum lark. 

 

 

I could be wrong, but I reckon I’m not. 

 

Anyway, I’m out of this one…

[TimDodd75 6]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

[TimDodd75 6]

6 minutes ago, Tom said:

Keep em in case you get divorced. 
 

Lol, genius, the lawyers will never be able to add them to the settlement 

[RobElliott 1809]

[Dazzler 11883]

1 hour ago, sammynb said:

 

Was the away strip for the second year of the grandfather collar home strip.

The 09/10 third strip is the one to have, shame we didn't play like Inter in it.

I'd blocked out the 2009-10 kit - there was absolutely no need to post this and fucking remind me.

[Dazzler 11883]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ibrahim has signed up as another bloke called Timmy this time. 
 

 

Everyone has a tell, and Ibby’s is that he always used the singular “Monkey”as opposed to the possessive “Monkeys” whenever he was having a meltdown. 
That, and that he didn’t go mental until I responded, and the “is Howe done?” question, etc etc. 

He’s fucking useless at this Wum lark. 

 

 

I could be wrong, but I reckon I’m not. 

 

Anyway, I’m out of this one…

Called it