Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Chaser 1381]

For me, the level of expectation is definitely tempering my excitement  and my nerves today which is probably a good thing. With the trains off, Ive elected to go for cans at home. What I can't work out is how I plan to celebrate if we do win.

[RobElliott 1818]

I wonder if the next hour waiting for kickoff is the woke version of waiting until going over the top in 1916 😀 

[Gemmill 50258]

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaOdzdEIiRp2LU3h4i2l/1176

 

Does that link work? Should be a link to a video of our players on the pitch.

[Howmanheyman 36722]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I don't think he'll share your enthusiasm. 

 

16 minutes to team news and ITV getting turned on. 

 

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. 

[Renton 23828]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. 

 

Keep flicking between the two to get the feeling of having gonorrhea infected hemorrhoids.

[Gemmill 50258]

ITV, cos I can't be fucked with Carragher and Neville as co-comms, where Neville gets to be "honorary Newcastle fan" for the day.

 

And cos I don't need delays in finding out about goals, so if I can get it properly live on ITV, that's the way to go. 

[Renton 23828]

R5 with subtle ear buds for me until D2 performs, then ITVX if we aren't losing by then. 

[wykikitoon 23030]

Shitting it

[aimaad22 4748]

Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know 

[Gemmill 50258]

ITV's opening credits must have cost them at least a fiver.

 

[wykikitoon 23030]

Told the dipper to fuck off messaging me through the match and if they win don't be a cunt otherwise I'll be a cunt with him workwise  

[ewerk 33341]

Just now, Gemmill said:

ITV's opening credits must have cost them at least a fiver.

 

Are they just showing the Sky Sports feed?

[Gemmill 50258]

Is ITV just showing the Sky broadcast? It's got Sky Sports Football in the top right corner of the screen. 

[wykikitoon 23030]

Sticks with Pope

 

Pope
Trips
Schar
Burn
Tino
Bruno
Tonali
Big Joe
Murphy
Isak 
Barnes

[wykikitoon 23030]

What a sexy cunt

[ewerk 33341]

Not sure about Barnes on the left. He’s going to have to graft more than normal to help out against Salah.

[Gemmill 50258]

Ultra Konate starts for them, so he got over his injury the tosser. 

[Gemmill 50258]

Just now, ewerk said:

Not sure about Barnes on the left. He’s going to have to graft more than normal to help out against Salah.

 

Eddie will have a plan. 

[Chaser 1381]

That's really tough on Dubs.

[wykikitoon 23030]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Ultra Konate starts for them, so he got over his injury the tosser. 

 

He's free 

[Chaser 1381]

Looks like we can't avoid Sky!

[NJS 4583]

LTV bring Slot in for a chat. 

[Gemmill 50258]

Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf. 

[Kid Dynamite 7701]

They're playing their 2nd choice keeper and 3rd choice RB.

[Gemmill 50258]

At least Slot speaks well about us. Not the shit you get from Arteta about us being long ball kings of the dark arts.