Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[ewerk 33294]

Me around the house today waiting for the coverage to start.

 

[Gemmill 50150]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Me around the house today waiting for the coverage to start.

 

 

Could be worse, I've just been to the garden centre for a coffee with the in-laws and had to endure her dad's 15 minute epic about his visit to the opticians. A story that no one else on the planet would have considered even worthy of a 30 second update, which he spun out into a 15 minute anecdote. 

 

Entirely regulation. No change to his prescription. 

[Holden McGroin 7682]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. 

Try injecting some Bong first. 

challenging wank but if it brings a cup home it’ll be all worth it.

 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

.... which he spun out into a 15 minute anecdote. 

 

Entirely regulation. No change to his prescription.

 

Fucking spoilers, man! 

[Dr Gloom 23695]

I’ve had two nervous shits already today and feel like there’s a third in the post before kick off 

[Dazzler 11907]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’ve had two nervous shits already today and feel like there’s a third in the post before kick off 

Try using a toilet you tramp.

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

I’ll be releasing the bomb bay doors soon 

 

There’s few finer feelings than an empty gut after carrying a blind trout around.  
 

 

[Toonpack 11413]

Been up at the van this weekend so somewhat distracted with dog walks and beer, just driven back so diversionary thoughts have disappeared, fuck I hate those scouse bastards. 
 

safe to say, cool calm and collected has left the building !!

[Holden McGroin 7682]

I’ve always said I’d get a NUFC tattoo if we ever win anything. I think I’m safe for another year lads.

[Howmanheyman 36722]

I've finally cracked and cracked open a Charlie Chan. It's either going to be an early night or a messy one.

[Toonpack 11413]

Mate’s found a chinese near Wembley which serves booze, reminiscent of the Sheff Utd semi at OT where we got pissed in a chippy 

[Dr Gloom 23695]

7 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’ve always said I’d get a NUFC tattoo if we ever win anything. I think I’m safe for another year lads.

Post your pic from that tat shop tomorrow yeah? 

[Christmas Tree 5123]

Alone in a beer garden getting pics from inside Wembley from the turncoat daughter

 

[AgentAxeman 249]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

Me around the house today waiting for the coverage to start.

 

I had to get out and just drive about cos of the nerves. It's rammed up by the angel.

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

Just now, AgentAxeman said:

It's rammed up by the angel

Have a word with Gloomy, has the opposite problem. 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

Sitting in the house watching it, never thought that day would come for a NUFC final for at least another decade but here I am. 

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Alone in a beer garden

That’s what you get for drinking locally- they’ll all be on RTG getting angry about imaginary shit. 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

Have to say, the build up on TV has been few and far between. I swear to god I've seen more build up of a later game when we've played at two and the usual suspects are on at four.

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[Monkeys Fist 45342]

Sitting in my cab at Thurrock services, waiting for the Scania lad to come and fix a small problem ( due in 5 minutes), then off for a quick 3s’s and a bite to eat. 
Then;

Match, celebrate, one-off the wrist, sleep, home. 

[Renton 23810]

17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s what you get for drinking locally- they’ll all be on RTG getting angry about imaginary shit. 

 

They're already pissed off with CT over there. 

 

 

[Gemmill 50150]

They're so fucking weird. Shite people. 

[Gemmill 50150]

Just a quick prediction: Liverpool will lift the trophy, and Salah will definitely not have to go off after 10 minutes with an injury. 

[Christmas Tree 5123]

27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Have to say, the build up on TV has been few and far between. I swear to god I've seen more build up of a later game when we've played at two and the usual suspects are on at four.

Get yourself on YouTube. Loads of good stuff

[Gemmill 50150]

I don't think he'll share your enthusiasm. 

 

16 minutes to team news and ITV getting turned on. 

[Christmas Tree 5123]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

They're already pissed off with CT over there. 

 

 

Pub is rammed with B&W. Still watching it at home