Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Shitting it

 

13 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know 

Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. 
 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 23030]

Neptune's Kisses  

[Renton 23828]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What a sexy cunt

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf. 

 

Again with the puns, Gemmzi 

[Gemmill 50258]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What a sexy cunt

 

Looks like his acca just got busted. 

[wykikitoon 23030]

Ahhh bollocks

[Toonpack 11437]

Fuck me, the cunts are showing 74, cunts utter utter cunts.

 

Keggan the cunt, never forgiven.

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

Neave on  the bench again. 
 

17yr old striker. 
 

 

Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up. 

[ewerk 33341]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. 
 

 

 

 

Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

Keggan the cunt

Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. 

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

Just now, ewerk said:

Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.

Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh. 

[Gemmill 50258]

Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. 

[Monkeys Fist 45373]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. 

Get yourself down to Thurrock. 

[Gemmill 50258]

Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far.

 

I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far.

 

I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. 

 

[MrBass 3052]

36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. 

Same stream 

[Gemmill 50258]

Nick Pope having his first touch tested by the GK coach. Knocking the ball into feet for him to control and knock back. Well that's reassuring.

 

[Gemmill 50258]

I hope Kelleher has a fucking stinker. 

 

I also hope Salah injures himself in the warm up. 

[Chaser 1381]

Nerves kicked in now. 

[Holden McGroin 7690]

I’m not nervous at all. Pessimists generally never are.

[wykikitoon 23030]

I've had my third shit in the last two hours.  

[Holden McGroin 7690]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

I've had my third shit in the last two hours.  

[Toonpack 11437]

22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. 

Plus the uber cunt Hughes

[Gemmill 50258]

Fuck me, this montage for their coverage of us is like a fever dream.

 

Fucking Geordie dancer, Mike Ashley, and Boris Johnson announcing lock down interspersed with footage of us losing games. What the FUCK was that? 

Edited 9 hours ago by Gemmill

[wykikitoon 23030]

Ant & Dec had nee bother getting tickets I see