Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Dr Gloom 23789]

30 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

My watch says my heart rate was over 150 for the entire last 20 minutes or so.

 

i was nervous before kick off then strangely serene from about 10-15 minutes in. It just felt like it was our day, we were in total control throughout. Even after we conceded the late goal I was relaxed - they barely threatened 

[Tom 14105]

Just got back home. 
 

Spent the day in the centre circle section of Club Wembley before getting guest list for Limp Bizkit at Wembley Arena

 

Its hard to put into words how mental that was & the feeling of seeing the players lift the trophy  in black & white ribbons. 
 

Best day of my life. 🏆🥇

[Alex 37001]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My expert knowledge of pub bogs suggests this might be the Tyne as opposed to The Trent. 
 

Trent’s bog staircase comes up from the right, Tyne’s comes up from the left, as here. 
 

Correct. Well spotted. 

[Dr Gloom 23789]

42 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Will any future trophy ever come close to how we felt on Sunday? 

probably not as emotional but they’ll be better in other ways. Imagine winning the league. Almost 100 years since we managed that last 

[Dr Gloom 23789]

Wife’s out tonight so I think I might watch the final for a third time. First time sober 

[Craig 6914]

17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My expert knowledge of pub bogs suggests this might be the Tyne as opposed to The Trent. 
 

Trent’s bog staircase comes up from the right, Tyne’s comes up from the left, as here. 
 

Are you sure that’s not you giving the helpful boot to the head?

[Monkeys Fist 45498]

12 minutes ago, Craig said:

Are you sure that’s not you giving the helpful boot to the head?

Not my “dinky little trotters”. 
 

He boot too big for he goddamn feet! 

[Craig 6914]

Surely you’d have put your laces through it anyway?

[Gemmill 50573]

MF would never have got his trotter high enough to stick on the kid's head. 

[Craig 6914]

Funny enough the first pisshead who sprung to mind when I saw this was Papa Larazu - even MF could reach that high 😂

Edited 15 hours ago by Craig

[Monkeys Fist 45498]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

MF would never have got his trotter high enough to stick on the kid's head. 

Cheeky fucker! 
 

The lad was coming up a staircase- you barely need to lift your leg to plant one on someone’s napper in such a situation…

 

… so I’m told by a mate 

[Renton 23968]

52 minutes ago, Craig said:

Scenes from the Trent? https://www.facebook.com/share/v/159VVLtjYt/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

Fucking hell.

[wykikitoon 23146]

2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Tonali, a completely ridiculous athlete by the way, doing this after running himself ragged for 90 minutes:

 

 

[Christmas Tree 5164]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Wife’s out tonight so I think I might watch the final for a third time. First time sober 

Just watched the full thing again including pre match build up. Was still nervous and still had wet eyes.  

 

 

[Alex 37001]

3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

One massive thing that has changed since Howe has come in is our resilience to see out games. In all my years watching us play we’ve always crumbled when it’s mattered.

I always used to think the motto of the city was ironic in relation to the club, as defence was so often our Achilles heel, even when we were good. But on Sunday I thought how appropriate it is applied to Howe’s team and especially that performance. Fortiter Defendit Triumphans (Triumphing by Brave Defence). 

[Monkeys Fist 45498]

I’ve been thinking about Sir Eddie’s admission that he’s had the tactics for the game for two weeks, and purposely didn’t play them in the league game against the Dippers. 
This is a side who we have not won against in fucking ages, and Howe had never beaten in his managerial career. 
 

Given how superstitious footballers are, I reckon he’s put the hex on them now 

 

We let them have the one match, knowing we were going to fucking paste them when it mattered. 
 

He’s some boy, wor Edward. 

[Alex 37001]

2 hours ago, Craig said:

Funny enough the first pisshead who sprung to mind when I saw this was Papa Larazu - even MF could reach that high 😂

 

[Christmas Tree 5164]

I dare you not to cry  

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23789]

Just watched it again with sober eyes. Main takeaways:

 

Burn’s performance was Herculean. He won absolutely everything in the air.

 

Both sides were unusually direct, to our advantage. I think it was our game plan, to pump it long and use our midfield advantage to win the second balls. Liverpool were forced to go long too because we didn’t allow them to play out.

 

We won duels all over the pitch. They couldn’t cope with our athleticism and tenacity. And when we had to defend, which didn’t happen too often, we blocked pretty much everything. 
 

They were all 10/10 performances 

but Burn, Joelinton, Tonali, Tino and Trippier were different class. 
 

Hat tip to the crowd. It sounded like we were playing at home. Barely a peep from the scousers 

[Dr Gloom 23789]

I see a few of the rags have been linking Bruno with a move to Arsenal today. And Romano has linked Isak with Liverpool. They can’t just fuck off and let us enjoy the moment can they? We’re clearly not welcome in the cartel club

[Renton 23968]

16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just watched it again with sober eyes. Main takeaways:

 

Burn’s performance was Herculean. He won absolutely everything in the air.

 

Both sides were unusually direct, to our advantage. I think it was our game plan, to pump it long and use our midfield advantage to win the second balls. Liverpool were forced to go long too because we didn’t allow them to play out.

 

We won duels all over the pitch. They couldn’t cope with our athleticism and tenacity. And when we had to defend, which didn’t happen too often, we blocked pretty much everything. 
 

They were all 10/10 performances 

but Burn, Joelinton, Tonali, Tino and Trippier were different class. 
 

Hat tip to the crowd. It sounded like we were playing at home. Barely a peep from the scousers 

 

Player ratings (out of 10):

 

Nick Pope: 10

Kieran Trippier: 11

Fabian Schär: 10

Dan Burn: 12

Tino Livramento: 11

Sandro Tonali: 12

Bruno Guimarães: 10

Joelinton: 12

Jacob Murphy: 10

Harvey Barnes: 10

Alexander Isak: 11

[Monkeys Fist 45498]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

We’re clearly not welcome in the cartel club

Then fuck them. 
 

We’ll get there anyway. 

[Rayvin 6008]

On 30/12/2024 at 00:23, Rayvin said:

If this club is ever going to achieve anything, there has to be a moment when we start winning games like this. And by 'games like this' I mean situations where we are the better team but can't climb the psychological mountain that is required to beat a team like Man Utd when we need to. The ability to visualise ourselves as 'better'. As winners. The club has, IMO, always struggled with this in the entire time I've known it. One day we have to shake that off, we have to leap into the game confident that we are better, that we are deserving, and that we will win.

 

I don't know if tomorrow is the day we do that, but it is an opportunity.

 

I remembered writing this back in December about a far less meaningful game against Man Utd. Didn't actually think we'd ever really do it properly...

[wykikitoon 23146]

Just listening to Monday night club back. Rory the sour Yorkshire cunt basically dismissing the PSR restrictions we've had. 

[Howmanheyman 36789]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Just listening to Monday night club back. Rory the sour Yorkshire cunt basically dismissing the PSR restrictions we've had. 

 

Saw a clip of a guardian podcast where one of them opens with the amount of executions there was in Saudi Arabia last year, saw a Times podcast that was about the match and occasion but halfway through the female on it thought it was a bit depressing that nobody mentioned Saudi Arabia and sports washing and I thought the only depressing thing about that show was her trying to suck out any joy Martin Hardy had, (he answered her superbly and the others seemed a bit embarrassed by her or Martin I'm not sure but seemed more by her). The only sports washing I've seen around NUFC other than some initial divvies in the earliest days of the takeover was the sports direct washing of the club, it was everywhere in the stadium, it was on the boards for interviews and the cunt even desecrated our historical name. As for these? Apart from seeing lasses with head dress on escorting players onto the pitch*  you don't see much if anything, if they're sports washing they're being very low key about it, in fact the only cunts who bring it up are the usual suspects.

 

*No wait, that's at the Emirates.

Edited 3 hours ago by Howmanheyman