Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[PaddockLad 19083]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

Listening to Nicky Campbell on R5 now. It's a complete Magedia lovefest. Campbell has just pissed off for a cuppa and handed it over to the fans to say how great it is. 

 

 

we’ve just turned it in the car and they immediately threw to spaniel tits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Craig 6857]

BTW there was a Scouser in our box who rocked up in his YNWA baseball jacket and made a point of telling everyone no corporate bullshit rules on no team colours was going to stop him. He was about as illegible as Gerald from Clarkson’s Farm and spent the pre-match being overtly obnoxious about our chances.

 

The moment Isak’s goal went in, he left. Mumbled “I’m not watching those cunts lift our trophy” and was gone with 38 mins still to play. The guy who organised the box had to lift his jaw off the deck. Don’t imagine he’ll be getting invited again anytime soon

[thebrokendoll 10363]

well...

the ticket i thought i had went tits up about a week ago, firstly it was a concessionary one for 16-21 yr olds, which I was happy enough to take a punt on, but then the price went up by another £350, fuck that. spent the last week hoping a one would fall out the sky and land on me lap, but it didn't. 

what can you do? seems it wasn't meant to be for me to be there so yesterday was tinged with a bit of sadness, thankfully however far outweighed by utter joy, we fucking battered the bindipping cunts!

the wife was hilarious, spent the entire game on her feet in front of the tele and then broke down in tears of joy at the final whistle, she's fucking cornish man, but by god she's been well and truly adopted!

me 87 year old man had obviously shed a few tears too when I spoke to him after the match, I wondered if I had enough time left to see us lift a trophy again, he definitely didn't think he had.

deeply envious of those that were there but infinitely happier for EVERYBODY who's invested their time and heart in to this mental, basket case of a club.

 

onwards we go....   

[Monkeys Fist 45440]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Currently debating what to get.  Will get it done before start of new season. I already have two shit tattoos.

Get a slice of pocket cheeyse poking out of a slit in your left tit 

[Toonpack 11501]

Just the celebrations/presentations

 

 

[RobinRobin 12545]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

we’ve just turned it in the car and they immediately threw to spaniel tits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[RobinRobin 12545]

 

[Monkeys Fist 45440]

I’ve just had a glorious mackem encounter 

 

Not happy with me hauling 40 tonnes of paper from Kent, my lovely employers sent me to Seaham Docks when I got back, with a load of waste plastic. 
 

Pulled in and the yard gaffer was broad mackem…

“ Here we fucken go!”

 Parked on my bay, asked if he watched the match? 
 

“ Whaaat?? Nay way marra, ah dinnit watch yay lot!”

Perfect, this cunt has fell in to my trap!

I dropped the old chestnut 

“ Oh, shame that like, outside of derbies I like to see all the north east teams do well…”

I knew he’d pick up the scent of praise for his mob, and would be mine 

“ Reaylly? Yi watch The Lads?”

 

” Oh aye, I watched youse in the Pizza Hut final…”

” Papa John’s marra”

” Aye, that,, my takeaway from that was that your delivery in to the box was great!”

 

I said this looking for any hint that he’d picked up the sarcasm… nowt. 

 

“ Reaylly, eee, that’s true like, we daiy “

 

 

” Oh aye, you had hot wings there”

 

 

 

Nowt.  
 

 

I pulled out of the yard like 

[Sonatine 11964]

https://x.com/NobbyClarke82/status/1901564379193061381

[Ayatollah Hermione 14722]

42 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Haven't listened to it for ages, but, on a day when I am consuming anything available, Pod on the Tyne is worth a listen today. A good story of the day type podcast. Caulkin already bawling in the press box at half time, the fanny.

 

My mate started crying when Isak scored  

[Dr Gloom 23754]

made the mistake of putting sky sports on and the first item they discuss in ref's watch: trippier's "handball"

 

though tbf, they're all saying it was no pen

[Ayatollah Hermione 14722]

Being in town was class last night, like. I was at that Utilita Arena fanzone (less said about the pint queues the better) and walking up after the game, everyone chanting and beeping horns, it felt fucking brilliant. Then, into The Strawberry for a big party. What dreams are made of 

[RobElliott 1825]

Was there a handball in the leadup to their goal? Heard it mentioned a few times

[Craig 6857]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

My mate started crying when Isak scored  

tbf I went through every emotion yesterday and crying, more than once, was in there. The most ridiculous thing is so many mates asked me how I feel and I couldn’t answer. Fucking shell-shocked.

[wykikitoon 23096]

17 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

Was there a handball in the leadup to their goal? Heard it mentioned a few times

Isak mentioned it last night.  I can't say I saw owt like.

[Kid Dynamite 7721]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

what time you booked in for your tat? remember to share pics 

I may or may not be taking up this offer to commemorate the occasion 😂 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7721]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Isak mentioned it last night.  I can't say I saw owt like.

Defo handball by Nunez in the box about 10 seconds before Chiesa scored 

[Howmanheyman 36734]

16 hours ago, Ant said:

Newcastle win a trophy, Paddy's day tomorrow,  class

 

 

(oh aye, hope you're all keeping alright 😉) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you infect slot's PC?

 

15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Has anyone heard from @Howmanheyman? 
 

He’s gone out on the piss hasn’t he? 

 

Intended to only drink in the house after the match, had ten cans by the time celebrations had finished then called a pal who didn't go down to Wembley and headed over to the toon, got back bladdered and watched YouTube videos before hitting the sack at half four, thank fuck I put a holiday in last week just in case!

 

15 hours ago, ewerk said:

It’s going to take a while to sink in but we’ve actually fucking won something. I know the manager made changes like the hotel but this team compared to two years ago was night and day. We turned up today without emotion, it was a team of killers out there to win. Not a single player let themselves down today, they worked their balls off for each other. Absolutely delighted to see Dan Burn score the opener, a man who embodies what our club is and for me Joelinton was MotM.

 

I just feel sorry for the rest of you cunts who don’t have a bank holiday tomorrow to sleep off the hangover.

 

I've made my own bank holiday. 

 

14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I wonder if Paddy Power are regretting offering 100-1 for our win? 

 

I hope they are.

[Howmanheyman 36734]

Those two magpies that I was watching through the french doors yesterday in my garden then next doors roof, they were definitely an omen and were there for ages.

[Gemmill 50434]

 

 

More content to be gobbled up. 

 

 

[wykikitoon 23096]

23 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Defo handball by Nunez in the box about 10 seconds before Chiesa scored 

Surprised Nunez didn't miss it. 

[Gemmill 50434]

https://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2025/03/writing-liverpool-1-newcastle-united-2-review/

 

Good match review from a Liverpool fanzine type thing. 

 

Gobble gobble. 

[thebrokendoll 10363]

anyway, forget howe and his coaching, the big lad from blyth, the swedish goal scoring machine, the rest of the team, the support from the stands, it's all down to our new lucky mascot with his bandana and bottle of broon....

 

 

 

[Gemmill 50434]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

anyway, forget howe and his coaching, the big lad from blyth, the swedish goal scoring machine, the rest of the team, the support from the stands, it's all down to our new lucky mascot with his bandana and bottle of broon....

 

 

 

 

New dog? He's lush. 

[thebrokendoll 10363]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

New dog? He's lush. 

 

nah, still the same bone breaking pitbull, think it's just the angle the photos taken at that makes him look smaller.