Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Monkeys Fist 45434]

  21 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Shitting it

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  21 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know 

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Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. 
 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 23094]

Neptune's Kisses  

[Renton 23867]

  21 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

What a sexy cunt

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[Monkeys Fist 45434]

  21 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf. 

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Again with the puns, Gemmzi 

[Gemmill 50416]

  21 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

What a sexy cunt

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Looks like his acca just got busted. 

[wykikitoon 23094]

Ahhh bollocks

[Toonpack 11482]

Fuck me, the cunts are showing 74, cunts utter utter cunts.

 

Keggan the cunt, never forgiven.

[Monkeys Fist 45434]

Neave on  the bench again. 
 

17yr old striker. 
 

 

Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up. 

[ewerk 33360]

  21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. 
 

 

 

 

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Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.

[Monkeys Fist 45434]

  21 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Keggan the cunt

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Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. 

[Monkeys Fist 45434]

  20 hours ago, ewerk said:

Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.

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Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh. 

[Gemmill 50416]

Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. 

[Monkeys Fist 45434]

  20 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. 

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Get yourself down to Thurrock. 

[Gemmill 50416]

Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far.

 

I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. 

[Howmanheyman 36731]

  20 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far.

 

I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. 

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[MrBass 3061]

  21 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. 

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Same stream 

[Gemmill 50416]

Nick Pope having his first touch tested by the GK coach. Knocking the ball into feet for him to control and knock back. Well that's reassuring.

 

[Gemmill 50416]

I hope Kelleher has a fucking stinker. 

 

I also hope Salah injures himself in the warm up. 

[Chaser 1385]

Nerves kicked in now. 

[Holden McGroin 7711]

I’m not nervous at all. Pessimists generally never are.

[wykikitoon 23094]

I've had my third shit in the last two hours.  

[Holden McGroin 7711]

  20 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I've had my third shit in the last two hours.  

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[Toonpack 11482]

  20 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. 

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Plus the uber cunt Hughes

[Gemmill 50416]

Fuck me, this montage for their coverage of us is like a fever dream.

 

Fucking Geordie dancer, Mike Ashley, and Boris Johnson announcing lock down interspersed with footage of us losing games. What the FUCK was that? 

Edited 20 hours ago by Gemmill

[wykikitoon 23094]

Ant & Dec had nee bother getting tickets I see