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Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious


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14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Shitting it

 

13 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know 

Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. :lol:
 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Speaking of-

Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. 
 

Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!)

which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. 
 

I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. :lol:
 

 

 

 


Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing.

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36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. 

Same stream :lol:

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Fuck me, this montage for their coverage of us is like a fever dream. :lol:

 

Fucking Geordie dancer, Mike Ashley, and Boris Johnson announcing lock down interspersed with footage of us losing games. What the FUCK was that? 

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