Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Monkeys Fist 45395]

It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. 
 

 

Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. 
 

 

 

( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). 

[Monkeys Fist 45395]

  23 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

The last 3 cup finals I haven’t had a wank on the day. Today i’m going to get a pic out of Rebecca Ferguson and go to town on it. 
 

it’s in the stars the lads.

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If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. 

Try injecting some Bong first. 

[Toonpack 11444]

Cool, calm and collected here, expect little, but the hope is relentlessly growing (the cunt).

[wykikitoon 23045]

  22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. 
 

 

Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. 
 

 

 

( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). 

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Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆

[Monkeys Fist 45395]

  22 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆

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It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

[ewerk 33351]

  22 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

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[Renton 23839]

Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). 

Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then.

[Renton 23839]

  21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

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Sorry, I too busy, zoomed into this. 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 23045]

  21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

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Oh I am very well aware of where Ramage operates from. Always have a little smile on my face when I see one of their trucks when out.  #truckspottingwanker 

[wykikitoon 23045]

  21 hours ago, Renton said:

Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). 

Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then.

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I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train  

[Renton 23839]

Good luck mate. Good luck for the interview too. 👍

[Christmas Tree 5140]

  22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. 

Try injecting some Bong first. 

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[Toonpack 11444]

  21 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train  

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Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked.

[Renton 23839]

  21 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked.

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A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. 

Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! 

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[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4274]

I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup.

[Gemmill 50303]

Get the itvx app on your phones lads. 

[Andrew 5196]

Match kicks off at 5:30am Monday morning and I am definitely not well enough to watch it live. 🤒

 

Good luck chaps, fingers crossed when I wake up something incredible will have happened.

[Rosco 898]

  22 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

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             AND FUCK THEM UP

[Howmanheyman 36725]

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. 

[Howmanheyman 36725]

  20 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. 

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But they're not in the room with me now.

 

[Toonpack 11444]

  21 hours ago, Renton said:

 

A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. 

Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! 

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Christ, if we lose it’s unthinkable, he’ll probably have to suffer some time with that pissed up druggy scouser before his interview, being interviewed covered in scouser blood probably isn’t a good look.

[Howmanheyman 36725]

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

[Monkeys Fist 45395]

  20 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

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It’s on ITV too- not sure who their blabber squad is, but it’s not fucking Spit the Dog. 

[RobinRobin 12527]

  21 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup.

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[Monkeys Fist 45395]

So, more omens. 
 

Saturday night/Sunday morning on the A1 south means closures, always one, often two or three. 
 

Last night, not a single one. Clean run, barely any traffic. 
 

My first drop is 5 miles off the M25 at Dartford, traffic lights and roundabouts all the way. 
 

 

Both in to the depot and and back out to the M25, not a single red light, nor even having to give way to traffic on the roundabouts- never fucking happens. 
 

The lad driving the forklift was the spitting double of Thabo Mbeki, president of a country where the underdogs eventually won, aaaaaaand, because aye, that’s a stretch, he had a black and white striped scarf on. 
 

I’ve put all these through the online Omen Interpretation Calculator and the result was;

 

CANS. 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s happening lads