Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. ( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 23 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: The last 3 cup finals I haven’t had a wank on the day. Today i’m going to get a pic out of Rebecca Ferguson and go to town on it. it’s in the stars the lads. Expand If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. Try injecting some Bong first. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Cool, calm and collected here, expect little, but the hope is relentlessly growing (the cunt). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23045 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. ( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). Expand Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 22 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆 Expand It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.… … but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33351 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 22 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23839 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23839 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.… … but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess Expand Sorry, I too busy, zoomed into this. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23045 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 21 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.… … but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess Expand Oh I am very well aware of where Ramage operates from. Always have a little smile on my face when I see one of their trucks when out. #truckspottingwanker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23045 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 21 hours ago, Renton said: Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then. Expand I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23839 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Good luck mate. Good luck for the interview too. 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5140 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. Try injecting some Bong first. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 21 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train Expand Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23839 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago (edited) 21 hours ago, Toonpack said: Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked. Expand A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! Edited 21 hours ago by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4274 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50303 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Get the itvx app on your phones lads. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5196 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Match kicks off at 5:30am Monday morning and I am definitely not well enough to watch it live. 🤒 Good luck chaps, fingers crossed when I wake up something incredible will have happened. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 898 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 22 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Expand AND FUCK THEM UP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36725 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36725 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 20 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. Expand But they're not in the room with me now. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 21 hours ago, Renton said: A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! Expand Christ, if we lose it’s unthinkable, he’ll probably have to suffer some time with that pissed up druggy scouser before his interview, being interviewed covered in scouser blood probably isn’t a good look. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36725 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 20 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United. Expand It’s on ITV too- not sure who their blabber squad is, but it’s not fucking Spit the Dog. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12527 Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago 21 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup. Expand 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago So, more omens. Saturday night/Sunday morning on the A1 south means closures, always one, often two or three. Last night, not a single one. Clean run, barely any traffic. My first drop is 5 miles off the M25 at Dartford, traffic lights and roundabouts all the way. Both in to the depot and and back out to the M25, not a single red light, nor even having to give way to traffic on the roundabouts- never fucking happens. The lad driving the forklift was the spitting double of Thabo Mbeki, president of a country where the underdogs eventually won, aaaaaaand, because aye, that’s a stretch, he had a black and white striped scarf on. I’ve put all these through the online Omen Interpretation Calculator and the result was; CANS. It’s happening lads 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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