Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. 
 

 

Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. 
 

 

 

( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). 

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

28 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

The last 3 cup finals I haven’t had a wank on the day. Today i’m going to get a pic out of Rebecca Ferguson and go to town on it. 
 

it’s in the stars the lads.

If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. 

Try injecting some Bong first. 

[Toonpack 11413]

Cool, calm and collected here, expect little, but the hope is relentlessly growing (the cunt).

[wykikitoon 22988]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’s a beautiful, if icy, morning down here in that there London. 
 

 

Having consulted my Book of Football Omens, this means that it’s the Iceman’s day, winning hat trick incoming. 
 

 

 

( I just need to make sure I wake up in time for the match ). 

Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Please tell that's your truck. Perfect truck for Fist Ram-age 🍆

It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

[ewerk 33294]

43 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

[Renton 23810]

Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). 

Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then.

[Renton 23810]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

 

Sorry, I too busy, zoomed into this. 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22988]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It would be foolhardy of me to identify my employer on t’interwebs.…

 

 

 

… but zoom in bottom right of the driver door. I’m sure you can guess 

 

Oh I am very well aware of where Ramage operates from. Always have a little smile on my face when I see one of their trucks when out.  #truckspottingwanker 

[wykikitoon 22988]

5 minutes ago, Renton said:

Am missing the whole fucking thing. Sitting in an ice rink 4 til 6.30, it's like these cunts timed it (although the competition was arranged first tbf). 

Whatever happens tomorrow I will feel like a king amongst the zombies having a completely clear head unlike 90% of people here. Let's hope it's a happy clear head then.

 

I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train  

[Renton 23810]

Good luck mate. Good luck for the interview too. 👍

[Christmas Tree 5123]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If you’re serious about taking one for the team, your subject matter is clear. 

Try injecting some Bong first. 

[Toonpack 11413]

22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I have a second interview tomorrow so I will also be on the lemonade train  

 

Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked.

[Renton 23810]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked.

 

A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. 

Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! 

Edited 9 hours ago by Renton

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4274]

I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup.

[Gemmill 50151]

Get the itvx app on your phones lads. 

[Andrew 5164]

Match kicks off at 5:30am Monday morning and I am definitely not well enough to watch it live. 🤒

 

Good luck chaps, fingers crossed when I wake up something incredible will have happened.

[Rosco 895]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

             AND FUCK THEM UP

[Howmanheyman 36722]

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. 

[Howmanheyman 36722]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've been looking at two magpies this morning through the french doors and they're still there now as I type this out. 

 

But they're not in the room with me now.

 

[Toonpack 11413]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

A victory today will help him. It will help neutralise his natural temperament and the interviewers will think "what a well balanced guy". Lose though and it will amplify his morose, dour, cynical Yorkshireness. Win win. 

Howay the lads, do it for Wykiki! 

Christ, if we lose it’s unthinkable, he’ll probably have to suffer some time with that pissed up druggy scouser before his interview, being interviewed covered in scouser blood probably isn’t a good look.

[Howmanheyman 36722]

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

That insufferable cunt carragher will be doing co-comms today won't he? For balance he'll also have former Newcastle United defender Gary Neville alongside him. Sorry, Manchester United, not Newcastle United.

It’s on ITV too- not sure who their blabber squad is, but it’s not fucking Spit the Dog. 

[RobinRobin 12514]

2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I’m also at an ice rink, the boys last game of the season when they get presented with the league cup.

[Monkeys Fist 45342]

So, more omens. 
 

Saturday night/Sunday morning on the A1 south means closures, always one, often two or three. 
 

Last night, not a single one. Clean run, barely any traffic. 
 

My first drop is 5 miles off the M25 at Dartford, traffic lights and roundabouts all the way. 
 

 

Both in to the depot and and back out to the M25, not a single red light, nor even having to give way to traffic on the roundabouts- never fucking happens. 
 

The lad driving the forklift was the spitting double of Thabo Mbeki, president of a country where the underdogs eventually won, aaaaaaand, because aye, that’s a stretch, he had a black and white striped scarf on. 
 

I’ve put all these through the online Omen Interpretation Calculator and the result was;

 

CANS. 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s happening lads