Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[thebrokendoll 10320]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I enjoyed that piece this morning tbf. 

 

pleased for you that they did a braille version.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14702]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I enjoyed that piece this morning tbf. 

Turns into a Deano post halfway through, man

[Christmas Tree 5108]

Seen a few bits on social media and truly gutted not to be there for tonight’s mass piss up. Getting to the age now where I’m quite happy to watch from the sofa with finger on the red button as soon as the ref blows.

 

Not actually quite sure what I would do if we actually won. Probably be a bit of an anti climax  

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14702]

I’ll be getting quite drunk to celebrate any win and praying that the sheer jubilation of lifting a cup will help override the depressive effects of the alcohol. This is a foolproof plan

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

Had a chat with a bunch of lads on the way down for the game at 6:30am at Ferrybridge services. 
 

They all seemed pretty confident and strangely sober. 
 

I remember going down to Cardiff for the game against Newton Heath and we were spackared before we passed Thirsk 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23673]

8 hours ago, acrossthepond said:

We didn't turn up at all against Man U, who were a much worse side than this version of Liverpool. If we play like we did then we're going to get thrashed. 

 

All I ask is that we give it a go. I don't expect us to win, but I do expect us to go down swinging this time. 

 

i think they targeted this tournament as the best chance of finally ending the curse.

 

the two arsenal semi final legs were among the best performances of the season and our form and intensity has dropped away since then - coincidence? 

 

i think they've been playing within themselves since and are saving up intensity for the final where we unleash the beast against liverpool. 

 

no shame to lose against these but i expect us to work harder than them. no no-show this time. don't fear the occasion or the opposition. leave it all on the pitch.

 

get into them, fuck them up.

 

i predict a nervy 1-0 win to us. an early goal in the first half then an excruciating 70-80 minutes where we defend the lead. 

 

[Dr Gloom 23673]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Seen a few bits on social media and truly gutted not to be there for tonight’s mass piss up. Getting to the age now where I’m quite happy to watch from the sofa with finger on the red button as soon as the ref blows.

 

Not actually quite sure what I would do if we actually won. Probably be a bit of an anti climax  

 

 

 

i'm going on a bender if we win. monday unlikely to be my most productive day at work ever 

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i'm going on a bender if we win. monday unlikely to be my most productive day at work ever 

Win or lose- have some booze!

[PaddockLad 19047]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Had a chat with a bunch of lads on the way down for the game at 6:30am at Ferrybridge services. 
 

They all seemed pretty confident and strangely sober. 
 

I remember going down to Cardiff for the game against Newton Heath and we were spackared before we passed Thirsk 

 

 

Cardiff is in the top 3 drunkest I’ve ever been at a football match. Someone drove a minibus and I have a photo somewhere of the two retractable drinks holders in the front with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of jaeger sat in them before we left. We had to carry the lad who brought the vodka back to the minibus after the game  

[Renton 23751]

Wifey and D1 getting the coach to London. This is Wetherby services I think. Howay! 

 

[Howmanheyman 36692]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Cardiff is in the top 3 drunkest I’ve ever been at a football match. Someone drove a minibus and I have a photo somewhere of the two retractable drinks holders in the front with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of jaeger sat in them before we left. We had to carry the lad who brought the vodka back to the minibus after the game  

 

If I had a ticket, (Ha!) this would be me at the central station never mind Wembley....

 

 

 

[trainman 13]

You've seen what happens if you can keep salah quiet (psg), not only for his general excellence in front of goal but him being the permanent out-ball, for which twont gets so much credit when he is really just hoofing it into that space/channel for salah to pick up.

Double up on him, man mark maybe, don't give him space or touch him in the box. 

Good luck, take it home and leave them with just one of the four that the media scouse-rimmers wanted them to win...

Oh, and those coming down today, try to leave something in the tank for matchday (we never learn...!)

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

21 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Cardiff is in the top 3 drunkest I’ve ever been at a football match. Someone drove a minibus and I have a photo somewhere of the two retractable drinks holders in the front with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of jaeger sat in them before we left. We had to carry the lad who brought the vodka back to the minibus after the game  

Same crack- had a minibus 
We insisted on pulling in at some little market town in midlands so we could get more beers as we’d necked our stash 
Poor cunt 

We spent the night before in Swindon as we couldn’t get anywhere in Cardiff itself. 
First hour or so we were wandering around this deserted urban depiction of average, the town centre, totally dead bars, and thinking 

“ Well, this place is a fucking dump, might as well head back to the digs and get trollied in the pub there ?”

 

We decided to go for one last pint before we fucked off back, opened the door of this Wetherspoons knock off place, and got hit with a wall of sound- the sound of several hundred Geordies absolutely wankered and taking over the place! 
 

I think it might have been Keith Whossname’s  buses all staying the night there?
 

It was mint- the place had an upper floor with a balcony looking down on the bar area below, upstairs was ours, downstairs was mixed. 
 

We were pissing ourselves at the married couples in their thirties, out for what they thought would be a quiet drink in town- loads of them walked in, stopped dead in their tracks- you could actually see the thought “ what the fuck…”form, and did an about turn 

 

 

“ WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT!” 
 

Fair play to a couple of them who came in and had a drink or two, joined in the fun,  but then fucked off as the night went on it because it became mental 

The town  had one strip club and a curry house next door and they must’ve thought it was Christmas- rammmed to the gills with pissed up Magpies 

 

Next day was just as good- before kick off we had a square next to some Pasty shop that was doing a roaring trade, two Manure fans came strolling round the corner, oblivious until it was two late. 
This voice on the crowd pipes up

”Alreet lads, fancy a beer?”

and within seconds the poor cunts were soaked to the skin with multiple pints over their heads. 
The Welsh Coppers were pissing themselves at that 

[Gemmill 50066]

 

 

I know HMHM loves these, so especially for him. 

 

 

[Gemmill 50066]

Interesting that he picks Joelinton and Longstaff as the two most likely to be good managers. Would not have expected Joelinton. 

[Howmanheyman 36692]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

I know HMHM loves these, so especially for him. 

 

 

 

Carra at anfield with an in-depth interview with Slot, some back up bloke for the sky sports reporters when one of them rings in sick sent up there to chat to Howe because nobody else fancied it and it gives him something to do as nobody has any holidays booked this week.

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Would not have expected Joelinton. 

If Joelinton told you to turn up for training the day after a game, would you argue with him? 

[spongebob toonpants 4372]

I've cracked. I'm on the plane at 07:00 tomorrow to fly back and  watch the game with family in the Geordie Riviera

 

Couldn't bear the thought of suffering through it alone. At least I'll have a good couple of days. Heading back Tuesday so I can attend the victory parade Monday

 

Nice 03:30 start

[Renton 23751]

39 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Had a chat with a bunch of lads on the way down for the game at 6:30am at Ferrybridge services. 
 

They all seemed pretty confident and strangely sober. 
 

I remember going down to Cardiff for the game against Newton Heath and we were spackared before we passed Thirsk 

 

 

 

This is from the day. I thought it was quite witty with the signpost and sent it to. Com to publish. Did Biffa publish it? Did he fuck. 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

This is from the day. I thought it was quite witty with the signpost and sent it to. Com to publish. Did Biffa publish it? Did he fuck. 

 

This is from Swindon the night before. 

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Cardiff is in the top 3 drunkest I’ve ever been at a football match

I forgot to ask earlier- what are the other two? 

[Gemmill 50066]

Those stumpy little trotters.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45243]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Those stumpy little trotters.

 

I’m only wee 

[Gemmill 50066]

 

Our man has had a cup final glow-up. 

 

Keeping the voodoo to this thread cos I don't want to start a second one. 

 

Bring the curses! 

[Dr Gloom 23673]

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Win or lose- have some booze!