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Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

Dr Gloom

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Dazzler

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The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes.

 

In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley.

 

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah.

 

Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot.

 

With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0.

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Dr Gloom

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33 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes.

 

In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley.

 

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah.

 

Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot.

 

With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0.

 

poetry :lol:

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Meenzer

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1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this.

 

VAR, red card Joelinton.

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Optimistic Nut

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Going to need the midfield three to match/be better than their midfield like the 3-3, Isak to get a couple of chances, and hope TAA has one of his positional brain farts that lets Barnes in. 

 

Not keen on Tino going forward from the left but having a pacy right-footer might be well suited to handling Salah cutting inside since he'll be tackling on his stronger foot. I reckon we'll do it 2-1. Barnes & Isak. 

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