Dr Gloom 24047 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Get your sausages out. 3-2 to us. Bruno to score the winner in the last minute of added time 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37474 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha! Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha! Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha! Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12745 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Based on the last nearly 30 years - 2-0 to the team in red. 🙁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23486 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24047 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 3 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Based on the last nearly 30 years - 2-0 to the team in red. 🙁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 2-0 to the Scouse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 935 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Enough of this fucking negative talk…..2-1 win and Isak to add another £20M on his price tag with both goals…..it’s fucking coming home🏆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7801 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 A cup final. The biggest banana skin of them all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7801 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 As Robby Bobson used to say: we need everyone on our team to be a 9 out of 10 or more. No-one can hide. Anything else and they will win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14881 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Howe masterclass incoming. Just hope it’s good enough to also beat VAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7801 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 18 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Howe masterclass incoming. Just hope it’s good enough to also beat VAR Don’t worry marra. They are all in the PIFs pocket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45900 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Anything can happen in a cup-final, so I’m going to break with tradition and say 5-0 to us. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12355 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes. In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley. With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah. Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot. With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0. 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24047 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 33 minutes ago, Dazzler said: The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes. In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley. With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah. Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot. With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0. poetry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45900 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Fan fic Fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16654 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. VAR, red card Joelinton. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1348 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Bruno's post match interview has inspired me so I'm going to say PSG break the legs of Salah, VVD and Gravenberch tonight and we win when Pope saves the final penalty in the shootout from Trent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7801 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 If we have any chance we'll need all the players to have a blinder and a massive slice of Lady Luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51662 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 We could do with Liverpool doing 135 minutes of hard slog tonight. Can't decide if them going through or going out would be better for us. Possibly through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7507 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Lady Luck can suck my Lozenge. 0-0 and then we win 39-38 on pelanties with Howe getting the winner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24047 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 5 hours ago, The Fish said: 2-0 to the Scouse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 496 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Going to need the midfield three to match/be better than their midfield like the 3-3, Isak to get a couple of chances, and hope TAA has one of his positional brain farts that lets Barnes in. Not keen on Tino going forward from the left but having a pacy right-footer might be well suited to handling Salah cutting inside since he'll be tackling on his stronger foot. I reckon we'll do it 2-1. Barnes & Isak. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5363 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 These are shite. 3-1. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12745 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 13 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: poetry Doesn't rhyme - not having that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51662 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Wouldn't be a cup final thread without this wordsmith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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