Newcastle v Liverpool - send him victorious

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Get your sausages out.

 

3-2 to us. Bruno to score the winner in the last minute of added time 

[Alex 36721]

Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha!

Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha!

Gloomy! Cha! Cha! Cha!

[RobinRobin 12486]

Based on the last nearly 30 years - 2-0 to the team in red. 🙁 

[wykikitoon 22878]

[Dr Gloom 23642]

3 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Based on the last nearly 30 years - 2-0 to the team in red. 🙁 

 

[The Fish 11323]

2-0 to the Scouse

[Rosco 878]

Enough of this fucking negative talk…..2-1 win and Isak to add another £20M on his price tag with both goals…..it’s fucking coming home🏆

[Holden McGroin 7625]

 

A cup final. The biggest banana skin of them all

[Holden McGroin 7625]

As Robby Bobson used to say: we need everyone on our team to be a 9 out of 10 or more. No-one can hide. Anything else and they will win.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14673]

Howe masterclass incoming. Just hope it’s good enough to also beat VAR

[Holden McGroin 7625]

18 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Howe masterclass incoming. Just hope it’s good enough to also beat VAR

Don’t worry marra. They are all in the PIFs pocket.

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

Anything can happen in a cup-final, so I’m going to break with tradition and say 

 

5-0 to us. 
 

 

[Dazzler 11819]

The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes.

 

In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley.

 

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah.

 

Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot.

 

With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0.

[Dr Gloom 23642]

33 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The sun will be high in the sky, radiating off the top of Slot's massive dome shining a concentration of light onto Salah's weave setting it alight in a blaze of black smoke and toxic fumes.

 

In a panic Salah will sprint into the stands grabbing what he believes is a bottle of Evian from a Geordie supporter in the crowd. He will mistakenly pour the bottle over his flaming hair plugs and will realise too late that the clear liquid inside the bottle is moonshine snuck in to avoid the £20 pints in Wembley.

 

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this. Allison sees the commotion and sprints over to Salah, palming at the flames with his shovel hands. However, his gloves are highly flammable and combust on contact with Salah.

 

Now both players, engulfed in flame, are put out with a fire extinguisher by "Trent", who is immediately shown a red card for using the black label extinguisher instead of the foam extinguisher like a fucking idiot.

 

With all players off the field the game commences, whereby Newcastle United dominate.....and still lose 2-0.

 

poetry

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

Fan fic

Fyp 

[Meenzer 16446]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

With his entire top half aflame, Salah will recall that the fire brigade used to visit his school and remember the stop, drop and roll technique. Rolling about, screaming as he does this.

 

VAR, red card Joelinton.

[David Kelly 1340]

Bruno's post match interview has inspired me so I'm going to say PSG break the legs of Salah, VVD and Gravenberch tonight and we win when Pope saves the final penalty in the shootout from Trent.

[Holden McGroin 7625]

If we have any chance we'll need all the players to have a blinder and a massive slice of Lady Luck.

[Gemmill 49969]

We could do with Liverpool doing 135 minutes of hard slog tonight. Can't decide if them going through or going out would be better for us. Possibly through. 

[trophyshy 7332]

Lady Luck can suck my Lozenge. 

 

0-0 and then we win 39-38 on pelanties with Howe getting the winner. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

5 hours ago, The Fish said:

2-0 to the Scouse

[Optimistic Nut 478]

Going to need the midfield three to match/be better than their midfield like the 3-3, Isak to get a couple of chances, and hope TAA has one of his positional brain farts that lets Barnes in. 

 

Not keen on Tino going forward from the left but having a pacy right-footer might be well suited to handling Salah cutting inside since he'll be tackling on his stronger foot. I reckon we'll do it 2-1. Barnes & Isak. 

[Andrew 5153]

These are shite.

3-1.

[RobinRobin 12486]

13 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

poetry

Doesn't rhyme - not having that. 

[Gemmill 49969]

 

 

Wouldn't be a cup final thread without this wordsmith.