Bruno's Badge Kissing Wankers v Virgin Van Dyke's Fanny Licking Victims

[The Fish 11413]

This all seems fine 

 

Newcastle United will never be defeated and all that.

 

[Dazzler 12615]

  On 26/02/2025 at 11:48, Gemmill said:

 

 

I refer you fucking raspberry ripples to Dazzler's epic run of wins. Correctly ordered teams in all of them.

 

wypoopie has fucked it. 

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The last two games I presided over were the correct format too and were comfortably our worst performances this season

[Monkeys Fist 46434]

Fist Jnr. returned from his appointment at the ladies hairdressers with his 80s Scouse perm and we exchanged witty repartee regarding his barnet. 
 

I clearly won, which I’m taking as an omen. 
 

5-0 to us. 
 

[Dr Gloom 24270]

“Correct format” was an amendment to the  toontastic etiquette constitution that wasn’t taken seriously by the founding fathers. 

[Dr Gloom 24270]

———————-Dubs

 

——-Schar—-Botman——Burn

 

Tino——Bruno——-Tonali——-Hall

 

——Murphy——-Isak———Gordon

[Dr Gloom 24270]

2-1 to Eddie’s inconsistent mags

[Gemmill 52556]

Need to hope Spurs and Arsenal can do us a favour tonight. 

 

NORTH LONDON FOREVER! 

[aimaad22 5007]

There's about 8 teams in the mix right now, it seems redundant to be looking at results going your way.

 

I suppose City are going to finish third. Are Forrest and Chelsea the most likely challengers right now for 5th? Perhaps Villa too.

[PaddockLad 19675]

Last time I went to Anfield was Isak’s debut. We should’ve won. We pressed the living shit out of them and kept their crowd mostly silent. That’s what we’ve got to do tonight again to give ourselves a chance  

[wykikitoon 23754]

I feel the key thing tonight is what is Gemmill having for his tea?  It seemed to do well during the Champs League nights when he gave us details what was for tea

[PaddockLad 19675]

  On 26/02/2025 at 18:47, wykikitoon said:

I feel the key thing tonight is what is Gemmill having for his tea?  It seemed to do well during the Champs League nights when he gave us details what was for tea

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I imagine this is what dinner time is like for 
Gemma

[Gemmill 52556]

No Isak. Wilson starts. Oof ya fucka.

[Kid Dynamite 7931]

No Botman either. We are fucked 

[trophyshy 7560]

Happy about that with an eye on the final.  
 

Wilson has a lot to prove.  Let him get to it.  

[Gemmill 52556]

Slight groin problem for Isak. 

 

We were likely fucked anyway. 

[aimaad22 5007]

Isak not even in the squad? Farken fack?

[Kid Dynamite 7931]

And Pope still in goal? 

[PaddockLad 19675]

[aimaad22 5007]

  On 26/02/2025 at 19:04, Gemmill said:

Slight groin problem for Isak. 

 

We were likely fucked anyway. 

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Slight, so likely they are just being safe but with the final around the corner:

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7984]

Bench suddenly looks weak again.

[Christmas Tree 5353]

  On 26/02/2025 at 09:51, Christmas Tree said:

No point rushing back for a game we are going to get thrashed in. Better off dropping Isak and getting Longstaff in instead to help keep the score down to under 5-0

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I was only fucking JOKING Eddie!

 

 

[wykikitoon 23754]

 

[Rosco 957]

I can see Eddie’s mind games here…….put out a shit looking team and lull them into a false sense of security, then smash them 2-0🙄

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7984]

It’s fair to say I’m even less hopeful now. 
 

Eddie might as well just play Barnes for Gordon and Miley for Bruno.  Protect our blue chippers. 😉 

Edited February 26 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 52556]

Losing Isak is massive like. You've always got a chance of him doing some crazy shit and getting you a goal out of nothing. Let's hope Wilson can roll back the years. He'll be fucking desperate to make a big comeback.