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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

I refer you fucking raspberry ripples to Dazzler's epic run of wins. Correctly ordered teams in all of them.

 

wypoopie has fucked it. 

The last two games I presided over were the correct format too and were comfortably our worst performances this season :lol:

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Fist Jnr. returned from his appointment at the ladies hairdressers with his 80s Scouse perm and we exchanged witty repartee regarding his barnet. 
 

I clearly won, which I’m taking as an omen. 
 

5-0 to us. 
 

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“Correct format” was an amendment to the  toontastic etiquette constitution that wasn’t taken seriously by the founding fathers. 

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———————-Dubs

 

——-Schar—-Botman——Burn

 

Tino——Bruno——-Tonali——-Hall

 

——Murphy——-Isak———Gordon

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There's about 8 teams in the mix right now, it seems redundant to be looking at results going your way.

 

I suppose City are going to finish third. Are Forrest and Chelsea the most likely challengers right now for 5th? Perhaps Villa too.

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Last time I went to Anfield was Isak’s debut. We should’ve won. We pressed the living shit out of them and kept their crowd mostly silent. That’s what we’ve got to do tonight again to give ourselves a chance  :cuppa:

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I feel the key thing tonight is what is Gemmill having for his tea?  It seemed to do well during the Champs League nights when he gave us details what was for tea

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3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I feel the key thing tonight is what is Gemmill having for his tea?  It seemed to do well during the Champs League nights when he gave us details what was for tea


I imagine this is what dinner time is like for 
Gemma :cuppa:


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Just now, Gemmill said:

Slight groin problem for Isak. 

 

We were likely fucked anyway. 

 

Slight, so likely they are just being safe but with the final around the corner:

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:


No point rushing back for a game we are going to get thrashed in. Better off dropping Isak and getting Longstaff in instead to help keep the score down to under 5-0


I was only fucking JOKING Eddie!

 

:lol: 

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I can see Eddie’s mind games here…….put out a shit looking team and lull them into a false sense of security, then smash them 2-0🙄

 

 

 

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It’s fair to say I’m even less hopeful now. 
 

Eddie might as well just play Barnes for Gordon and Miley for Bruno.  Protect our blue chippers. 😉 

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Losing Isak is massive like. You've always got a chance of him doing some crazy shit and getting you a goal out of nothing. Let's hope Wilson can roll back the years. He'll be fucking desperate to make a big comeback. 

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