Bruno's Badge Kissing Wankers v Virgin Van Dyke's Fanny Licking Victims

[wykikitoon 22597]

[Gemmill 49483]

They get to lick fannies while we're kissing badges? This needs a rewrite. 

[Monkeys Fist 44935]

26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They get to lick fannies while we're kissing fadges? This needs a rewrite. 

Done

[Dr Gloom 23419]

[Dazzler 11559]

2-0 us.

[ewerk 32939]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

They get to lick fannies while we're kissing badges? This needs a rewrite. 

Rusty Sheriffs’ badges.

[Holden McGroin 7488]

6-0. Nunez with all 6.

[Isegrim 10295]

4-3 they score the winner in the 97th minute

[Kitman 2305]

We're such a Jekyll and Hyde team atm. If Mr Hyde turns out, anything better than a 5-0 drubbing will be a good result. If Dr Jekyll shows up, then we can get a result even at Anfield. However I think the good doctor will be on holiday, alas.

[RobinRobin 12374]

2-0 to the team in red.

[Optimistic Nut 452]

Chance that these might rest a few with the league almost wrapped up and some big games against PSG for them afterwards? I think we'll go full strength here and put the likes of Barnes & Wilson v Brighton. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4238]

51 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Chance that these might rest a few with the league almost wrapped up and some big games against PSG for them afterwards? I think we'll go full strength here and put the likes of Barnes & Wilson v Brighton. 

So we lose against Brighton and hope to draw at Liverpool.

[Holden McGroin 7488]

Aye. It’s almost worth just throwing the Liverpool game as we are never going to get anything.  It might also not reveal our hand for Eddies master plan at Wembley.

Edited Monday at 08:12 by Holden McGroin

[Toonpack 11235]

Just snap Salah

 

Oh and 1-2  

[Andrew 5123]

Play the reserves, break as many of their players as possible, take the 3-0 loss for too many red cards.

[Rayvin 5898]

25 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Aye. It’s almost worth just throwing the Liverpool game as we are never going to get anything.  It might also not reveal our hand for Eddies master plan at Wembley.

 

There is no chance Howe does this though, he wants to win every game.

 

IMO we go in all guns blazing and if we get hammered then we use it as motivation for next time. If we hold our own, we use it as confidence for next time. No other alternatives.

[Optimistic Nut 452]

2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

So we lose against Brighton and hope to draw at Liverpool.

 

Carabao Final > Top 5 > FA Cup for me this season anyway. I still think we'd beat Brighton with a few changes anyway. No chance against Liverpool though. 

[Dazzler 11559]

Get Osula on starting. He’s the most likely to wind up VVD and take several elbows.

[Toonpack 11235]

22 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Get Osula on starting. He’s the most likely to wind up VVD and take several elbows, none of which will be punished.

 

FYP

[OTF 8313]

1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

 

There is no chance Howe does this though, he wants to win every game.

 

IMO we go in all guns blazing and if we get hammered then we use it as motivation for next time. If we hold our own, we use it as confidence for next time. No other alternatives.

I think you're right, but at the moment with the players we have out I can't see us holding our own.

[OTF 8313]

24 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Get Osula on starting. He’s the most likely to wind up VVD and take several elbows.

 

He'll get sent off for 'headbutting' VVD's elbow.

[OTF 8313]

29 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Carabao Final > Top 5 > FA Cup for me this season anyway. I still think we'd beat Brighton with a few changes anyway. No chance against Liverpool though. 

I mean if you think we have no chance against Liverpool here then why is it different in the cup? They have a lot more big game experience as well. As far as our bottom line goes by far the most important is 5th as it's highly likely to secure Champion's League football. Of course though I would take the League Cup in a heartbeat. That also puts us into the least prestigious European cup (Conference League).

 

Howe will still be aiming for winning the Cup and finishing top 5.

[Gemmill 49483]

Botman and Joelinton both close to being back for Wednesday apparently. Nobody gets between these lads and some fanny licking. 

[Dr Gloom 23419]

Getting Botman back is massive as Schar has looked way off it lately. 

[Gemmill 49483]

Bit of a decision to make with Miley. I thought he did really well at the weekend, but maybe this is a bit big of a game. Saying that, he didn't look out of place in the CL and he was a little 17 year old spelk then. 

 

 

 

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