Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards

[Christmas Tree 5066]

Lewis Hall is phenomenal 

[OTF 8303]

Found his cards finally for a forearm smash.

[Gemmill 49343]

Iceman took one in the ice pop. 

[PaddockLad 18827]

If Malenkovich wasn’t a decent footballer he’d be at home in Serbia shooting his neighbours 😑

[Dazzler 11504]

Poor Isak. You just know his chopper is bigger than the circumference of the footy so that’s leaving a canny bruise.

[OTF 8303]

That close control in tight space from Miley ❤️ 

[Dazzler 11504]

Pope back to being Pope with that pass

[wykikitoon 22556]

Chuffed for Willock. Hope he gets a goal.

[OTF 8303]

After a terrible last game Willock has turned it around here.

[Gemmill 49343]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

But when that Broccoli headed cunt dived in the area a few mins previous they said fuck all.

 

I

[Chaser 1344]

Just now, OTF said:

After a terrible last game Willock has turned it around here.

Having an excellent game. Strong, fast and direct.

[Dazzler 11504]

I never thought I’d be happy to see Selz have another shit game at SJP but here we are.

[Gemmill 49343]

Slowly dawning on the commentary team that Sels is shit. If you needed evidence that Forest have just been on a ridiculous run, he's your star witness. 

[OTF 8303]

Hall: "you shall not pass"

[Holden McGroin 7453]

Just now, Dazzler said:

I never thought I’d be happy to see Selz have another shit game at SJP but here we are.

He looks absolute gash. He can’t catch a cross. 

[Dazzler 11504]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

He looks absolute gash. He can’t catch a cross. 

I’m so happy that the commentator labelled him the ‘in form keeper’ before kick off. It’s usually our players that get labels like that and go on to shit in their hands and clap.

[Gemmill 49343]

Toonpack googling to see where he can get a Bend It Like Ripon mug after watching that Smart Meter advert. 

[Howmanheyman 36199]

13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

But when that Broccoli headed cunt dived in the area a few mins previous they said fuck all.

 

"Ref!! REF!!!!"

[Toonpack 11163]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Toonpack googling to see where he can get a Bend It Like Ripon mug after watching that Smart Meter advert. 

I have absolutely zero idea what you are talking about 🤷‍♂️

[Gemmill 49343]

Isak "very close to being world class" says Sturridge.

 

[acrossthepond 961]

Better than Sturridge ever could've dreamt of being. 

[Toonpack 11163]

Beeb

 

[Gemmill 49343]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

I have absolutely zero idea what you are talking about 🤷‍♂️

 

 

Here you go, you dirty old cunt. Take it easy though. 

 

 

[Gemmill 49343]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

Beeb

 

 

I work for the beeb, and I'm a major fucking dweeb. 

[Monkeys Fist 44870]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

"Ref!! REF!!!!"

If I met this abomination, I’d be describing him as “Bellend for a tongue” as opposed to broccoli head.