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8 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

Where is LTA? Have I missed something? 

Gone for a break, a permanent one. 
 

Since Dazzler has stepped up, I feel it’s highly likely that we see a break from tradition and I’m going for 

 

5-0 to us. 

 

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Phew! I was worried there for a second. Not so much the scoreline, but the fact you put a celebratory gif with that scoreline.

 

Anyhoo, I'll go for a modest 2-3 victory and Pep, yet again, singing Howe's praises. 

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Man City are like the prim and proper good catholic girl who stayed faithful to her husband through hard times. But then she found out her husband had cheated on her so she spread her legs for the plumber, the window cleaner, and the newspaper boy. But now she's ashamed and got her faith back. Newcastle - the milk man - are knocking but is she going to let us in? 

Yes, yes she is. For Callum, anything is possible. 3-2 to the us's. 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Might as well just fax them the 3 points and have an extra week off. :( 


we haven’t had a better chance of winning at their place for the best part of 20 years. I think we’ll be up for it, we raise our game against the “big” sides and they are very vulnerable to the way we play from what I’ve seen this season. I massively fancy us to get a result and a performanc. It won’t be a fluke  

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25 minutes ago, Renton said:

Man City are like the prim and proper good catholic girl who stayed faithful to her husband through hard times. But then she found out her husband had cheated on her so she spread her legs for the plumber, the window cleaner, and the newspaper boy. But now she's ashamed and got her faith back. Newcastle - the milk man - are knocking but is she going to let us in? 

Yes, yes she is. For Callum, anything is possible. 3-2 to the us's. 

 

 

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"Can I interest you in seeing my massive tool Mandy City?"

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51 minutes ago, Renton said:

Man City are like the prim and proper good catholic girl who stayed faithful to her husband through hard times. But then she found out her husband had cheated on her so she spread her legs for the plumber, the window cleaner, and the newspaper boy. But now she's ashamed and got her faith back. Newcastle - the milk man - are knocking but is she going to let us in? 

Yes, yes she is. For Callum, anything is possible. 3-2 to the us's. 

 

sounds like some kind of weird hybrid movie collaboration from pornhub and david lynch.

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7 hours ago, Renton said:

Man City are like the prim and proper good catholic girl who stayed faithful to her husband through hard times. But then she found out her husband had cheated on her so she spread her legs for the plumber, the window cleaner, and the newspaper boy. But now she's ashamed and got her faith back. Newcastle - the milk man - are knocking but is she going to let us in? 

Yes, yes she is. For Callum, anything is possible. 3-2 to the us's. 

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1 hour ago, OTF said:

What time is this on in Australia (the important part of the country, so AEDT) @Monkeys Fist

 

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Not actually kicking off until June 3rd down your way mate, due to storms in the Indian Ocean and converting the tv signal to upside down vision. 
 

I’ll give you a shout 20 minutes before kick off. 
 

Failing to that, if you know any middle-aged Arab gentlemen, they’re bound to know. 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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Not actually kicking off until June 3rd down your way mate, due to storms in the Indian Ocean and converting the tv signal to upside down vision. 
 

I’ll give you a shout 20 minutes before kick off. 
 

Failing to that, if you know any middle-aged Arab gentlemen, they’re bound to know. 

 

Even on Wolfy's satellite system I'll be able to watch it well before that thanks.

 

What's the source of the middle-aged Arab gentleman "revelation", I must have missed that somewhere along the way.

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1 minute ago, OTF said:

What's the source of the middle-aged Arab gentleman "revelation", I must have missed that somewhere along the way.

 Briefly, when our departed chum signed up initially, he used his email with his first and last name and year of birth- incredibly common for email addresses tbh. 
This was an Arabic gentleman born in 1988. 
At some point, I’m not sure when, he changed his email to fit more with the persona of a lass named “something” like Monique Flanaghan or very similar. 



All very strange.…

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