Newcastle Snuggle-Bugs vs Legomans Moaners

[Toonpack 10987]

Better get that flood barrier up in that there London, floods of tears incoming.

[Renton 23191]

 

 

[Gemmill 48723]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

Arteta, yet again, torn apart by Eddie Howe. Arsenal yet again, wilt in front of a thunderous crowd at SJP. There was never, for all our nerves, any chance that this bunch of preening, southern spunktrumpets were gonna come up here, to our house, in a cup semi final… and actually fucking win. All this inane shit being chatted about how they were heading to the final and were the favourites etc. All this shit about how Arsenal could wait until the 80^th minute to score if the wanted to, they have all the time in the world… all proven to be complete and utter fucking bollocks.

 

To sum up - get the fuck in, gentleman. Get the fuck in.

 

They're welcome to wait til the 80th minute.... Right yous need 5 now, lads. You've got 10 minutes. GO! 

[ewerk 32488]

 

[Gemmill 48723]

CHAPPERS! BRING OUT THE SPANIARD! 

[Kid Dynamite 7473]

Last final we played the team was missing Pope/Dubs, Hall, Tonali, Isak, Gordon and Murphy. Gonna be a different game this time round 

[Gemmill 48723]

I've told my lass she can't come to bed til the interviews have finished. The banisher becomes the banished! 

[Andrew 5069]

Louise Taylors managed to deliver a 200 word match report that has absolutely no description of the match in it 

 

Its the best thing shes written in years.

 

[Monkeys Fist 44433]

BREAKING NEWS;

 

Direct from the catering team at NUFC, Martinelli had to ask for an extra 4 pints (yes folks 4 !) , of water to help him swallow his wordy meal. 
 

 

[Kitman 2245]

Just fucking geddin

[Wardi 241]

Just having a celebratory tipple with the Mrs.

 

 

[Andrew 5069]

Its a public holiday in NZ today, what a great fucking start

 

[Gemmill 48723]

Bruno answering Chappers's questions with his back to him.

 

[toonotl 3369]

1 minute ago, Andrew said:

Its a public holiday in NZ today, what a great fucking start

 

Happy Waitungi Day!

[toonotl 3369]

Seeing that second goal. It really was a bit of genius to have one of our CB engage in the press to stop them playing out. From the replay you can see that Schar reads that the pass to Rice is the only one available to Raya. He reads the situation before Rice does and beats him to the ball by an age. The benefit of having a CB there to stop them playing out earned us a goal. 

[Toonpack 10987]

11 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

That can’t be right, according to their fans on bluesky they don’t care and aren’t upset at all.

[aimaad22 4514]

14 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

 

[ewerk 32488]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

That can’t be right, according to their fans on bluesky they don’t care and aren’t upset at all.

Of course they’re not upset. They got a bye to the final.

[Toonpack 10987]

[ewerk 32488]

We now go live to the Arsenal coach as they depart SJP.

 

[spongebob toonpants 4231]

I love Jacob Murphy

[Rayvin 5789]

1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I love Jacob Murphy

 

Me too. Hope he's always around the club tbh.

[Dazzler 11305]

Just now, spongebob toonpants said:

I love Jacob Murphy

When my daughter grows up and brings home her first boyfriend to meet us and he was like Jacob Murphy I’d be over the moon.

 

Proper canny lad, and a far better footballer than he’s ever been given credit for.

[Holden McGroin 7315]

Arteta up next.

 

[ewerk 32488]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Arteta up next.

 

Fingers crossed. Keith Downie is currently chasing him down the A1.