Newcastle Snuggle-Bugs vs Legomans Moaners

[Howmanheyman 35538]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

 

Right there with you - just about to open a bottle of rum at 5.01pm (when it's socially acceptable) and will make sure I uninstall outlook so as to avoid the temptation to answer any emails when I'm in the middle of it...

 

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve got a bottle of vino collapse winking at me from the kitchen bench. 
 

Resistance is futile 

 

Fucking rum and vino? At this time?

 

MF and Rayvin come KO to their lasses....

 

"Fucking love these lads, we need to get into these cockney cunts, that arteta, he's a cunt he's not like Eddie, great kid Eddie is, great kids the players, brought up right, see that Skelly? Cunt him, giving it the big'in, fucking cockney wanker, that arteta hates us an aahl, especially Eddie, love Eddie, like, great bloke, never gans on like that Lego cunt, bric-a-brac bonce cunt. Look at Bruno egging the crowd up, fucking love Bruno, me."

 

Their lasses: "it's half time, love"

[Meenzer 16157]

TT singalong incoming

 

 

[Rayvin 5789]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

"Fucking love these lads, we need to get into these cockney cunts, that arteta, he's a cunt he's not like Eddie, great kid Eddie is, great kids the players, brought up right, see that Skelly? Cunt him, giving it the big'in, fucking cockney wanker, that arteta hates us an aahl, especially Eddie, love Eddie, like, great bloke, never gans on like that Lego cunt, bric-a-brac bonce cunt. Look at Bruno egging the crowd up, fucking love Bruno, me."

 

It's so true as well  

[Toonpack 10987]

Morretti flowing, Beta blocker’d up. 
 

Howay the lads.

[Alex 36262]

I think I’m just going to inject heroin 

[Howmanheyman 35538]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Morretti flowing, Beta blocker’d up. 
 

Howay the lads.

 

On the kronenbourg, will be ranting, pissed or not when sky start their usual bollocks, it'll be a Walker version of Wykiki.

[Howmanheyman 35538]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I think I’m just going to inject heroin 

 

 

Oooh, look at laadi-di-da 'I'm just going to inject herion' Alex. Pfft. 

[Toonpack 10987]

9 minutes ago, Alex said:

I think I’m just going to inject heroin 

Lightweight, meth is where the hard lads play.

[Toonpack 10987]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

On the kronenbourg, will be ranting, pissed or not when sky start their usual bollocks, it'll be a Walker version of Wykiki.

Swearwords without the preceeding “t”

[sammynb 3832]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Give a 40yr old virgin enough rope, he’ll eventually hang himself. 😉

 

Michael Hutchence is proof you don't need to be a virgin to end up in that predicament.

[Howmanheyman 35538]

Put SSN waiting for our game, top of the hour, talking to Ange and Arne Slot about tomorrow's game, naturally.

 

Meanwhile me at the presenter mentioning our game....

 

"Say Newcastle UNITED, I dare you,, I double dare you!"

 

"Newcastle?"

 

"Newcastle United, mothafucka! Say it!"

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44434]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Their lasses: "it's half time, love"

Make that singular- mine won’t be speaking to me 

[Gemmill 48725]

Hope reckons Joelinton is out and we might be going 5 at the back. 

[Rayvin 5789]

That sounds a bit experimental.. so the idea is we absorb pressure and try to counter I suppose.

[ewerk 32492]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Hope reckons Joelinton is out and we might be going 5 at the back. 

That would be a big call given the circumstances and fly in the face of what Howe has been saying.

[ewerk 32492]

Where’s the fucking team news? I thought it was supposed to be out 75mins before kickoff?

[trainman 7]

I hope ridiculing rum and vino consumption around 5pm was only that it should have started a lot earlier!

Yes, I'm in, looked at your banter for a while but the site did not have access for newcomers to enter and/or respond to threads, even those containing, let's say, misconceptions about errm, life, and City.

Anyway, just wanted to say good fuckin luck tonight, send them back to legoland, ta think again...

[Toonpack 10987]

Rumours of 5 at the back 🤷‍♂️

[Holden McGroin 7316]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Hope reckons Joelinton is out and we might be going 5 at the back. 

 

have we got 5 defenders…

[Holden McGroin 7316]

Just now, Toonpack said:

Rumours of 5 at the back 🤷‍♂️

 

Going for 0-1 defeat.

[Toonpack 10987]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

have we got 5 defenders…

Erm Botman comes in

[Gemmill 48725]

5 at the back it is. 

[Holden McGroin 7316]

Trippier is wing back. I’ll give him 20 minutes before he is blowing it out his arse.

 

This is a mental lineup. Howe is gambling big time.

[Gemmill 48725]

[Gemmill 48725]

He doesn't trust anyone to do the job Joelinton does, i suppose. So here we are. 

 

Let Trippier go as long as he can then strengthen by bringing on Tino.