Who is the thickest pundit

[LondonBlue 872]

Micah Richards gets a fair bit of stick from City fans for his Arsenal fandom. i like him though. He was destined to be a pundit ever since his first post match interview 

 

Pundits etc i quite like..

 

..er..

 

oh Nedum Onuoha, he has smarts.

 

 

 

 

 

[strawb 4496]

It’s a hard competition because they are all thicker than a guiness shite, if I had to pick one it would be Rio Ferdinand. 
 

The main problem is how thick they are it’s their obvious “big 6” biases, never get a lad who was a for example Brighton player on a Brighton game. It’s a “Utd” player and a liverpool player talking about something they have no idea about. 
 

Fuck sky, get a dodgy stick and don’t give them any money 

[Rosco 822]

Think if I had to pick one it would be Merson purely because of his dislike of anything NUFC

[Dougle 3547]

Alan Shearer

[ewerk 31832]

9 hours ago, Andrew said:

Of the older soccer saturday generation I'm actually going to go for Charlie Nicholas. He probably is smarter than Merson and Le Tissier really but he sticks out in my mind for getting really mad at something Stelling said at his expense and being completely unable to form a comeback at all. No bants.

 

Of the modern lot its hard to look past Ferdinand, thick as shit and desperate to be viral/cool. His fucking Balon d'or thing when Bellingham scored in the euros was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen in a sports broadcast.

 

 

And Rio's best moment.

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9763]

just in case anybody needs reminding why ferdinand is not only as thick as a keith s30s, but also why it would be no bad thing if the cunt fell in to a skip full of razor wire...

 

 

warning..... ONLY LISTEN....

 

looking at him might turn you to stone, the pig ugly, plug faced, duck lipped cunt.

Edited yesterday at 08:18 by thebrokendoll

[Howmanheyman 34865]

Left out Lee Dixon in my list, he's a combination of Danny Murphy/Lawrenson in that he doesn't seem bothered to be at a game, a combination of most of the red pundits who only care about their ex-red teams and make it all about those sides and who was a cunt as a player too. (Arsenal).

[Howmanheyman 34865]

11 hours ago, ewerk said:

If we’re allowed to chose podcasters then The Fish surely wins in a landslide?

 

You'd have to listen to his podcast first....

 

[Gemmill 47863]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Left out Lee Dixon in my list, he's a combination of Danny Murphy/Lawrenson in that he doesn't seem bothered to be at a game, a combination of most of the red pundits who only care about their ex-red teams and make it all about those sides and who was a cunt as a player too. (Arsenal).

 

I called him a boring cunt on twitter once (or words to that effect, saying how shite his telly patter was), and he sent me a completely blank tweet in reply. A perfect interaction with the man with nothing to say. 

[Dazzler 11065]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

I called him a boring cunt on twitter once (or words to that effect, saying how shite his telly patter was), and he sent me a completely blank tweet in reply. A perfect interaction with the man with nothing to say. 

 

[Alex 36028]

19 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

They are journalists not pundits 

Arguably they’re neither  

[Dr Gloom 22860]

Thickest or worst - two different questions?

 

He doesn’t appear on telly much these days, for obvious reasons, but Pedro was one of the thickets. Er, but, er

 

Worst? Take your pick from Merson, Carragher, Onboglahor, Deeney, Owen

[Optimistic Nut 322]

Karen Carney. Her whole shtick with our goal at Spurs about how she knows it's not handball under the laws but should still be disallowed anyway was something else.

 

I like Alex Scott, think she's one of the best out there. I remember her one World Cup game given a great bit of tactical insight in her HT analysis. Phil Neville was sat next to her nodding along but clearly not listening, because when she finished, Neville basically repeated her point for his own but in nowhere the same depth.

[Gemmill 47863]

I have some time for her wearing the rainbow armband at the WC as well, when England bottled it. 

[Monkeys Fist 44003]

4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

just in case anybody needs reminding why ferdinand is not only as thick as a keith s30s, but also why it would be no bad thing if the cunt fell in to a skip full of razor wire...

 

 

warning..... ONLY LISTEN....

 

looking at him might turn you to stone, the pig ugly, plug faced, duck lipped cunt.

I reckon his lass caught the cancer on purpose- don’t blame her tbh. 
 

His first wife that is, the one he was cheating on whilst she was busy dying.  
 

 

[Optimistic Nut 322]

Punditry on the whole is a bit shite imo. You could show a goal where a defender is tight and on MOTD it'll be "you can't be so close and allow the striker to turn use you to spin like that", then the following game a defender will have dropped off in that scenario and you'll get, "he had all the time in the world, the defender has to get tighter to his man". I know programmes like that need filler but just a pet hate. 

[Monkeys Fist 44003]

13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Charlie Nicholas was hopeless, the De Jong fuck up he once said was typical of him.

Charlie Nicholas has always given me

“ second child, poor family, wore his older siblings PE hand-me-downs” vibes. 
 

Which probably wasn’t helped by his older sibling being his sister. 
 

“ NICHOLAS! WHHYYY ARE YOU WEARING BAGGY GYM KNICKERS AND A SPORRRTS BRA???”

 

And he’s never got over it. 

[Howmanheyman 34865]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Charlie Nicholas has always given me

“ second child, poor family, wore his older siblings PE hand-me-downs” vibes. 
 

Which probably wasn’t helped by his older sibling being his sister. 
 

“ NICHOLAS! WHHYYY ARE YOU WEARING BAGGY GYM KNICKERS AND A SPORRRTS BRA???”

 

And he’s never got over it. 

 

For someone who did a lot of sitting and thinking he wasn't very good at it.....

 

 

 

 

[Sonatine 11790]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

For someone who did a lot of sitting and thinking he wasn't very good at it.....

 

 

 

 

 

This is still Charlie's finest hour on Sky imo 

 

 

[Dougle 3547]

Most of the ones being mentioned here are just useless old cunts trying to maintain a wage as we all would.

The bloke I mentioned (and no one has reacted to) doesn’t need to do any of that.

Second highest paid bloke on the BBC I do believe, well for a while anyway, and fucking shite with it.

Always baffles me why he never shows a loyalty the way all the others do

[The Fish 11137]

Honestly think we're at a bit of a cross roads. Gone are the days when you could just wheel out any old ex-pro to state "Well he's got the ball there, and he's crossed it and bang, he's scored." and there's not the appetite for some bespectacled Austrian journalist explaining the treble pivot that's all the rage in the blossoming Cambodian 3rd division. The way you've got cameras on Neville and Carragher elevating their reactions to the same level as the manager or fans, or how the BANTZ with Big Meeks and Keane is done 'for the socials'... it's trying to be matey matey with the audience. Replicating the feel of sitting in the pub and watching it with your mates. 

 

I don't mind pundits being partisan, but we could do with more clubs being represented. I don't mind pundits being journalists, or ex-pros, as long as they've something interesting to add. 

 

But Paul Merson is a cunt. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 22860]

honestly, i'd rather watch the youtube "content creators" than most of the dinosaur pundits the likes of sky and tnt wheel out 

[Gemmill 47863]

He's talking about Alice here, the filthy creep. 

[The Fish 11137]

33 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

honestly, i'd rather watch the youtube "content creators" than most of the dinosaur pundits the likes of sky and tnt wheel out 

[Howmanheyman 34865]

2 hours ago, Dougle said:

Most of the ones being mentioned here are just useless old cunts trying to maintain a wage as we all would.

 

The bloke I mentioned (and no one has reacted to) doesn’t need to do any of that.

 

Second highest paid bloke on the BBC I do believe, well for a while anyway, and fucking shite with it.

 

Always baffles me why he never shows a loyalty the way all the others do

 

 

If he was on sky with more time I'd expect a lot more NUFC stuff from him and expect him to make sure the producer was under no illusion it was going to be anything other than that. There's a few red mancs don't like Neville, some blue ones might not think Micah Richards is all that and a few like yourself, (and sometimes me) think Shearer needs to start being a little less on the fence with NUFC. I'm sure they'd say they can't appear to be too bias?