Kevin Carr's Gloves 4112 Posted Sunday at 13:39 Share Posted Sunday at 13:39 It’s a very tough field, to make a decision on. Joe Cole is up there with Troy Deeney and anybody who ever played for Arsenal. But on radio you have Gaby Agbonlahor, Jamie O’hara, Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton. I’m not sure I can pick one out tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9763 Posted Sunday at 13:43 Share Posted Sunday at 13:43 rio ferdinand. profoundly stupid. grotesquely ugly. whopping fucking thundercunt. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7381 Posted Sunday at 13:45 Share Posted Sunday at 13:45 Agbonlahor on Talksport struggles to string a sentence together at times 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31831 Posted Sunday at 13:46 Share Posted Sunday at 13:46 Danny Murphy comes straight the Mark Lawrenson school of hating the thing you’re being paid to comment on. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7091 Posted Sunday at 13:57 Share Posted Sunday at 13:57 Rio Ferdinand for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 545 Posted Sunday at 14:08 Share Posted Sunday at 14:08 Probably Rio, has the unfortunate mix of being thicker than a castle wall and having a bad case of the "Hello fellow kids...". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 545 Posted Sunday at 14:11 Share Posted Sunday at 14:11 Honourable mention to Merson too, takes real ability to survive so long as a pundit while being so moronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47862 Posted Sunday at 14:17 Share Posted Sunday at 14:17 Merson is getting the work as a favour to keep him out of trouble, I reckon. He's fucking hopeless and genuinely doesn't seem to know what's going on half the time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1324 Posted Sunday at 14:23 Share Posted Sunday at 14:23 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Merson is getting the work as a favour to keep him out of trouble, I reckon. He's fucking hopeless and genuinely doesn't seem to know what's going on half the time. He's absolutely embarrassing at times. Makes me wonder whether he's had more than a few snifters before going live. Clinton Morrison is another one stealing a living. The guy talks about himself in the third person and has a limited number of phrases to trot out weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 199 Posted Sunday at 14:29 Share Posted Sunday at 14:29 Merson and Agbonlahor for me. Thick as whale spunk the pair of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44002 Posted Sunday at 14:42 Share Posted Sunday at 14:42 Lee Dixon, Rio Duck Lips, but… If you took 10 tons of mince, put it in a whale sandwich , folded it in half, then put it in a castle wall, it still wouldn’t be as mind-numbing fucking thick as Merson All it says on his autocue is “ Breathe in” ” Breathe out” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21810 Posted Sunday at 15:15 Share Posted Sunday at 15:15 Spaniel Tits & Tory Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4112 Posted Sunday at 15:42 Author Share Posted Sunday at 15:42 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Spaniel Tits & Tory Boy They are journalists not pundits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47862 Posted Sunday at 15:48 Share Posted Sunday at 15:48 They're fanfluencers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34865 Posted Sunday at 17:23 Share Posted Sunday at 17:23 Probably easier to mention the ones who are half decent or tolerable? Anyway, in no particular order of shit pundits: Steve Mcmanaman: Cunt (Liverpool) Michael Owen: cunt, boring. (Liverpool and Man U, depends who's playing). Savage: Cunt. (Thinks he's Man U). Merson: Cunt, Thick, blancmange for a brain. (Arsenal, sometimes Villa, never Boro). Carragher: Cunt, aggressive (when Liverpool are criticised), likes to hockle. (Liverpool and sometimes Everton). Gary Neville: Not an outward cunt but thinks Sky Sports is his platform to waffle about 'Yanaahted' all day and night. (Man U). Keane: Cunt, dismissive of every cunt and any cunt, entitled as fuck regarding Man U, Roy, they're shit mate. (Man U). Alan Smith: ZZZzzzzzzz (Arsenal) Keown.: Tries to appear reasonable until arsenal are mentioned in a negative manner then he doesn't like it.(Arsenal). Redknaap: Engages tongue before brain, (Liverpool and Tottenham) Joe Cole: See Redknaap. (Chelsea) R Ferdinand: Cunt, thinks he'd have been a fashion designer if not a footballer so thick as fuck. (Man U, never West Ham or Leeds United). Murphy: as has been said, son of Lawrenson. (Liverpool, very occasionally Spurs). Scholes: Cunt, like Keane can't handle Man U being shit, doesn't think he's there to talk about anything or anyone that isn't 'Yanaahted'. (Man U). Haven't bothered with the non-entities on talk sport. Very noticeable that they're heavily weighted towards a few clubs ex-players. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3547 Posted Sunday at 17:56 Share Posted Sunday at 17:56 29 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Probably easier to mention the ones who are half decent or tolerable? Anyway, in no particular order of shit pundits: Steve Mcmanaman: Cunt (Liverpool) Michael Owen: cunt, boring. (Liverpool and Man U, depends who's playing). Savage: Cunt. (Thinks he's Man U). Merson: Cunt, Thick, blancmange for a brain. (Arsenal, sometimes Villa, never Boro). Carragher: Cunt, aggressive (when Liverpool are criticised), likes to hockle. (Liverpool and sometimes Everton). Gary Neville: Not an outward cunt but thinks Sky Sports is his platform to waffle about 'Yanaahted' all day and night. (Man U). Keane: Cunt, dismissive of every cunt and any cunt, entitled as fuck regarding Man U, Roy, they're shit mate. (Man U). Alan Smith: ZZZzzzzzzz (Arsenal) Keown.: Tries to appear reasonable until arsenal are mentioned in a negative manner then he doesn't like it.(Arsenal). Redknaap: Engages tongue before brain, (Liverpool and Tottenham) Joe Cole: See Redknaap. (Chelsea) R Ferdinand: Cunt, thinks he'd have been a fashion designer if not a footballer so thick as fuck. (Man U, never West Ham or Leeds United). Murphy: as has been said, son of Lawrenson. (Liverpool, very occasionally Spurs). Scholes: Cunt, like Keane can't handle Man U being shit, doesn't think he's there to talk about anything or anyone that isn't 'Yanaahted'. (Man U). Alan Shearer: Subservient waffler who once in a while sticks up for his “home town club” but tends to lick the hoop of the red tops (NUFC) Haven't bothered with the non-entities on talk sport. Very noticeable that they're heavily weighted towards a few clubs ex-players. Added to yer post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk 49 Posted Sunday at 18:36 Share Posted Sunday at 18:36 Michael Stewart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21810 Posted Sunday at 21:15 Share Posted Sunday at 21:15 5 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: They are journalists not pundits Whilst my reply was tongue in cheek, what's the difference between a jurno and a pundit? Should your question have been which ex pro is shite as a pundit? A pundit is merely an expert in a certain field isn't it? I.e some would say Phil Mcnulty a journalist is a football pundit in that case is he not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31831 Posted Sunday at 21:22 Share Posted Sunday at 21:22 6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Whilst my reply was tongue in cheek, what's the difference between a jurno and a pundit? Should your question have been which ex pro is shite as a pundit? A pundit is merely an expert in a certain field isn't it? I.e some would say Phil Mcnulty a journalist is a football pundit in that case is he not? If we’re allowed to chose podcasters then The Fish surely wins in a landslide? 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 822 Posted Sunday at 22:00 Share Posted Sunday at 22:00 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Probably easier to mention the ones who are half decent or tolerable? Anyway, in no particular order of shit pundits: Steve Mcmanaman: Cunt (Liverpool) Michael Owen: cunt, boring. (Liverpool and Man U, depends who's playing). Savage: Cunt. (Thinks he's Man U). Merson: Cunt, Thick, blancmange for a brain. (Arsenal, sometimes Villa, never Boro). Carragher: Cunt, aggressive (when Liverpool are criticised), likes to hockle. (Liverpool and sometimes Everton). Gary Neville: Not an outward cunt but thinks Sky Sports is his platform to waffle about 'Yanaahted' all day and night. (Man U). Keane: Cunt, dismissive of every cunt and any cunt, entitled as fuck regarding Man U, Roy, they're shit mate. (Man U). Alan Smith: ZZZzzzzzzz (Arsenal) Keown.: Tries to appear reasonable until arsenal are mentioned in a negative manner then he doesn't like it.(Arsenal). Redknaap: Engages tongue before brain, (Liverpool and Tottenham) Joe Cole: See Redknaap. (Chelsea) R Ferdinand: Cunt, thinks he'd have been a fashion designer if not a footballer so thick as fuck. (Man U, never West Ham or Leeds United). Murphy: as has been said, son of Lawrenson. (Liverpool, very occasionally Spurs). Scholes: Cunt, like Keane can't handle Man U being shit, doesn't think he's there to talk about anything or anyone that isn't 'Yanaahted'. (Man U). Haven't bothered with the non-entities on talk sport. Very noticeable that they're heavily weighted towards a few clubs ex-players. Is there anybody you like🤣……I’m going to assume female pundits irritate you somewhat, because they boil my piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 822 Posted Sunday at 22:02 Share Posted Sunday at 22:02 Merson Owen & Ferdinand would be my worst three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18111 Posted Sunday at 22:41 Share Posted Sunday at 22:41 6 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: They are journalists not pundits Are they fuck. They’re no better qualified to talk about football and NUFC than any other fucker, and that includes even YOU Kev 🫵🏻😅 There are presenters, who invariably are journos but not always, some of the top ones now seem to have had a famous father who played the game. Lineker and the late Michael Robinson actually made it from the pitch to the top of TV sports presenting without any qualification to their name. That took real ability iyam. Especially for Robinson, who did it in a foreign country. Then there’s the vast hoardes of ex players on call for their opinions, via a playing career of variable ability and success who are, as has been pointed out, mostly fuckin useless. All that is required for most is just the self confidence to do it. To even the most casual viewer their actual content is in a lot of cases irrelevant; it’s got to be, they talk nonsense on fuckin toast. There’s a few I like very much, they’re mostly on 5 live. Pat Nevin, Nedum Onua, Rob Green are all decent. McCoist is by miles the best co commentator, the rest are as mentioned mostly fuckin brutal. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5002 Posted Sunday at 22:43 Share Posted Sunday at 22:43 Of the older soccer saturday generation I'm actually going to go for Charlie Nicholas. He probably is smarter than Merson and Le Tissier really but he sticks out in my mind for getting really mad at something Stelling said at his expense and being completely unable to form a comeback at all. No bants. Of the modern lot its hard to look past Ferdinand, thick as shit and desperate to be viral/cool. His fucking Balon d'or thing when Bellingham scored in the euros was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen in a sports broadcast. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34865 Posted Sunday at 22:48 Share Posted Sunday at 22:48 45 minutes ago, Rosco said: Is there anybody you like🤣……I’m going to assume female pundits irritate you somewhat, because they boil my piss I genuinely don't care about their sex, if they're shit they're shit. Tbh they're no worse than half of the knackers already mentioned. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34865 Posted Sunday at 22:53 Share Posted Sunday at 22:53 5 minutes ago, Andrew said: Of the older soccer saturday generation I'm actually going to go for Charlie Nicholas. He probably is smarter than Merson and Le Tissier really but he sticks out in my mind for getting really mad at something Stelling said at his expense and being completely unable to form a comeback at all. No bants. Of the modern lot its hard to look past Ferdinand, thick as shit and desperate to be viral/cool. His fucking Balon d'or thing when Bellingham scored in the euros was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen in a sports broadcast. Charlie Nicholas was hopeless, the De Jong fuck up he once said was typical of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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