Southampton v Newcastle

[Howmanheyman 35087]

I fucking love Aishington puns.  

[wykikitoon 21963]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

aye. my mate from blyth who you've met can't stand murphy, he's dug himself in to such a hole with his stance that he can't even bring himself to acknowledge he's been a revelation of late. I take great joy in texting him.... 'murphy man of the match again today mick?

doesn't even bother responding now. 

 

Does he like Trump and Musk? 

[thebrokendoll 9853]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Does he like Trump and Musk? 

 

he likes dan burn...  a lot.

[Alex 36085]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I fucking love Aishington puns.  

Perns 

[Monkeys Fist 44105]

I asked a chef in Ashington if he liked cooking with herbs, but he said he preferred the oven. 
Baking was my specialty so he asked me to show him some fancy loafs. 
 

I did a plait and said “ There you go, that’s a Braid”

He said “ Ner, it’s dough until you cook it”

[Dazzler 11132]

3 hours ago, Dougle said:

At least the folk of Ashington seem to like each other

 

Not too fond of your mams up that way though

[Toonpack 10741]

28 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Not too fond of your mams up that way though

Christ, what a turtle psycho

[Gemmill 48129]

 

@PaddockLad

 

Here's at least some of the Tonali celebration. 

 

Check the kid right in the melee who spends the entire time fiddling with his phone so he can take a selfie of himself with the celebrations. He gets it sorted just as it all disperses.

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 18216]

Heres your old mate @Gemmill he was Johnny-on-the-spot 😆

 

from about 10:45

 

 

[Gemmill 48129]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Heres your old mate @Gemmill he was Johnny-on-the-spot 😆

 

from about 10:45

 

 

 

I told you he was the top NUFC content creator, and no one would listen. 

[Renton 22966]

21 hours ago, Dougle said:

At least the folk of Ashington seem to like each other

 

This has to be a euphemism for incest if ever I heard one. 

[wykikitoon 21963]

 

 

Eddie Pushing Miggy to the fans at the end.  He knew.