Newcastle United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

[GrahamTaylor5 1128]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Any chance someone could sit these cunts at TNT/Sky down and tell them that we’re not fucking selling Isak? I’ve never known desperation like it 

I am actually starting to like the narrative. 

 

I don't believe we are good because of Isak, he is just a really good part of our team. 

 

They are making him out to be Bale at Tottenham. 

 

The more this continues, the more I think we will continue to be overlooked.

 

I don't see Isak going anywhere. He seems happy and we are doing well.

[Dr Gloom 22736]

1 minute ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I am actually starting to like the narrative. 

 

I don't believe we are good because of Isak, he is just a really good part of our team. 

 

They are making him out to be Bale at Tottenham. 

 

The more this continues, the more I think we will continue to be overlooked.

 

I don't see Isak going anywhere. He seems happy and we are doing well.

Why would he leave if we finish top four again? On this form you wouldn’t bet against us 

[Howmanheyman 34689]

9 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Any chance someone could sit these cunts at TNT/Sky down and tell them that we’re not fucking selling Isak? I’ve never known desperation like it 

 

It's basically because they just can't get away with such a good player not playing for one of their boys. That's it. 

[Monkeys Fist 43789]

2 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

I am actually starting to like the narrative. 

 

I don't believe we are good because of Isak, he is just a really good part of our team. 

 

They are making him out to be Bale at Tottenham. 

 

The more this continues, the more I think we will continue to be overlooked.

 

I don't see Isak going anywhere. He seems happy and we are doing well.

 

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Why would he leave if we finish top four again? On this form you wouldn’t bet against us 

Also, no cunt could afford him. 

[Christmas Tree 4941]

Fucking marvellous stuff. Sandro and Isak MOTM for me with Murph close as well.

 

Only downside was we seemed to set up most of their attacks by fannying on with the ball in our own half. Need to cut that out.

 

Next.

[Dr Gloom 22736]

Who was that gimp interviewing Isak on TNT btw?  Banging on about whether this was the best version of Alexander like some budget life coach 

[Dr Gloom 22736]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Also, no cunt could afford him. 

we should probably give him a new contract to really fuck off the arsenal fans. Not that we need to. He’s for 3.5 years left on his current deal. 

[Monkeys Fist 43789]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Fucking marvellous stuff. Sandro and Isak MOTM for me with Murph close as well.

 

Only downside was we seemed to set up most of their attacks by fannying on with the ball in our own half. Need to cut that out.

 

Next.

Did you get banished to the garden sofa after you shit on your foot, or did she let you watch it in the sweatshop ? 

[trophyshy 7103]

We are absolutely fucking lethal.  

And will skullfuck our way to a trophy this year or next. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 22736]

Now the bird on the mic asserting Eddie will be resigned to losing Isak one day. Just fuck off  

[Howmanheyman 34689]

"Welcome to Thunderous Thursday, 'United'© looking to move up to 12th place tonight at Old Trafford, the theatre of dreams against..... Hang on a minute.....[presenter checks notes]..... Southampton! They're playing Southampton so should be a win for 'United'©. Jamie,  are they a bit short up front and do you think Alexander Isak would help them to challenge again?"

[Monkeys Fist 43789]

3 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

skullfuck

There’s your new username when we do. 

[Dr Gloom 22736]

Do they constantly carry on with this shite with players at other clubs? 
 

It’s like their tiny brains can’t cope with the idea little old Newcastle have an elite striker.

 

breaking news dickheads: he’s not going anywhere!

[trophyshy 7103]

Happy with that. @Monkeys Fist

Edited 2 hours ago by trophyshy

[Dr Gloom 22736]

Sorry @sammynb, I meant elite winger, obvs

[Monkeys Fist 43789]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Happy with that. @Monkeys Fist

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[Gemmill 47463]

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

[Holden McGroin 7002]

Interesting tactics from Wolves. Massively high press. It caught us out a lot but ultimately it was suicide football with defending like that.

[Holden McGroin 7002]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

I think he’ll get the benefit of the doubt until his CBs are back.

[Howmanheyman 34689]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Do they constantly carry on with this shite with players at other clubs? 
 

 

Of course not. Can you imagine the following....

 

 

'Pep, great win, are you resigned to losing Haaland?'

 

'Arne, great win, are you resigned to losing Salah?'

 

'Sir Alex, great win, are you resigned to losing Ruud Van Nistelrooy?'

 

'Arsene, great win, are you resigned to losing Dennis Bergkamp?'

 

'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke O'Nien?"

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14292]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

Im hoping they do similar as they did with Mourinho. Let him get to a final and then sack him just before and let Ryan Mason take charge 

[OTF 7881]

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

we should probably give him a new contract to really fuck off the arsenal fans. Not that we need to. He’s for 3.5 years left on his current deal. 

Once we lock up CL qualification then give him a new contract.

[wykikitoon 21673]

[OTF 7881]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing **checks notes** **realises the sentence has already ended appropriately**"

 

UYP

[Monkeys Fist 43789]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke Onion?"