Newcastle United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

[Dazzler 11050]

The first bloke bigging up their defence as if one of their centre backs didn’t give us a throw in every time he got the ball at his feet.

[Howmanheyman 34835]

15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Of course not. Can you imagine the following....

 

 

'Pep, great win, are you resigned to losing Haaland?'

 

'Arne, great win, are you resigned to losing Salah?'

 

'Sir Alex, great win, are you resigned to losing Ruud Van Nistelrooy?'

 

'Arsene, great win, are you resigned to losing Dennis Bergkamp?'

 

'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke O'Nien?"

 

 

14 hours ago, OTF said:

 

UYP

 

14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

🎵

He came from France 

He took a chance, Regis, Roger

He came from France

He took a chance, Regis, Roger

He came from France 

He took a chance 

He's managing in a waste expanse

Ah divvin even knaa his name?

🎶

 

 

[Meenzer 15921]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

He's managing in a waste expanse
 

 

 

 

[acrossthepond 907]

7 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I love Isak's thumb over the shoulder celebration. I don't know quite what it's meant to signify but all I see is "have you seen the fucking state of this lot?" 

 

To me every time it reads "Get the fuck outta here," especially with the facial expression that goes with it. I've been in New York too long. 

[The Fish 11128]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Not just the accents but the main lad's voice. 

 

 

0:04 seconds in and I pause it for laughing out loud. I was going to try and type it out phonetically but... fuck me  

 

It's how he says "the long stairs at St James' Park"

 

Absolutely bodies me and I can't get past it.

 

p.s. @Gemmill Just like Mrs Guardiola, you were were of Pep last night weren't you?

Edited Thursday at 13:31 by The Fish

[Monkeys Fist 43942]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Not just the accents but the main lad's voice. 

 

 

Scene- Main Lad’s bedroom when he gets home and has a commiserating hop-on with his Mrs. 

Main Lad- “ Arroight Luv, shull Oi talk durteh?”

Mrs. Main Lad - “No”

[Gemmill 47789]

34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

0:04 seconds in and I pause it for laughing out loud. I was going to try and type it out phonetically but... fuck me  

 

It's how he says "the long stairs at St James' Park"

 

Absolutely bodies me and I can't get past it.

 

p.s. @Gemmill Just like Mrs Guardiola, you were were of Pep last night weren't you?

 

What's this Guardiola bantz? You've butchered that sentence so badly I can't make head nor tail of it. 

[The Fish 11128]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

What's this Guardiola bantz? You've butchered that sentence so badly I can't make head nor tail of it. 

 

It was supposed to say that "Just like Mrs Guardiola, you were full of Pep last night." The match thread was you at the height of your ebullience.

 

 

[Gemmill 47789]

14 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

It was supposed to say that "Just like Mrs Guardiola, you were full of Pep last night." The match thread was you at the height of your ebullience.

 

 

 

I'd been relegated to the bedroom to watch it again, so I was acting out. 

[ewerk 31796]

28 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

It was supposed to say that "Just like Mrs Guardiola, you were full of Pep last night." The match thread was you at the height of your ebullience.

 

 

 

Two days after he announces he's getting divorced? Talk about insensitive.

[Gemmill 47789]

Pep, not me. Still clinging on here. 

[ewerk 31796]

Sad that needed clarifying tbh.

[The Fish 11128]

6 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Two days after he announces he's getting divorced? Talk about insensitive.

I don't read the Mail Online. Sorry.

[Gemmill 47789]

Just watching Matchcam. The size of the mascots, christ. It used to take people til at least their teens to get that fat. Fucking criminal. 

[Gemmill 47789]

Proper wykiki post that btw. 

[Monkeys Fist 43942]

Tubby Fuckers ✅

[wykikitoon 21793]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Just watching Matchcam. The size of the mascots, christ. It used to take people til at least their teens to get that fat. Fucking criminal. 

 

With a lesbian haircut  

[wykikitoon 21793]

 

[ewerk 31796]

Fat shaming young teenagers on the internet? 👌🏻

[Monkeys Fist 43942]

10 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Fat shaming young teenagers on the internet? 👌🏻

Longstaff is 27. 

[Dr Gloom 22835]

[wykikitoon 21793]

Well its clear someone is a fat lesbian.

 

Nowt wrong with that love.