Newcastle United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

[Dr Gloom 24254]

Who was that gimp interviewing Isak on TNT btw?  Banging on about whether this was the best version of Alexander like some budget life coach 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:43, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Also, no cunt could afford him. 

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we should probably give him a new contract to really fuck off the arsenal fans. Not that we need to. He’s for 3.5 years left on his current deal. 

[Monkeys Fist 46407]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:43, Christmas Tree said:

Fucking marvellous stuff. Sandro and Isak MOTM for me with Murph close as well.

 

Only downside was we seemed to set up most of their attacks by fannying on with the ball in our own half. Need to cut that out.

 

Next.

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Did you get banished to the garden sofa after you shit on your foot, or did she let you watch it in the sweatshop ? 

[trophyshy 7560]

We are absolutely fucking lethal.  

And will skullfuck our way to a trophy this year or next. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

Now the bird on the mic asserting Eddie will be resigned to losing Isak one day. Just fuck off  

[Howmanheyman 37965]

"Welcome to Thunderous Thursday, 'United'© looking to move up to 12th place tonight at Old Trafford, the theatre of dreams against..... Hang on a minute.....[presenter checks notes]..... Southampton! They're playing Southampton so should be a win for 'United'©. Jamie,  are they a bit short up front and do you think Alexander Isak would help them to challenge again?"

[Monkeys Fist 46407]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:46, trophyshy said:

skullfuck

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There’s your new username when we do. 

[Dr Gloom 24254]

Do they constantly carry on with this shite with players at other clubs? 
 

It’s like their tiny brains can’t cope with the idea little old Newcastle have an elite striker.

 

breaking news dickheads: he’s not going anywhere!

[trophyshy 7560]

Happy with that. @Monkeys Fist

Edited January 15 by trophyshy

[Dr Gloom 24254]

Sorry @sammynb, I meant elite winger, obvs

[Monkeys Fist 46407]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:50, trophyshy said:

Happy with that. @Monkeys Fist

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[Gemmill 52481]

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

[Holden McGroin 7968]

Interesting tactics from Wolves. Massively high press. It caught us out a lot but ultimately it was suicide football with defending like that.

[Holden McGroin 7968]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:57, Gemmill said:

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

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I think he’ll get the benefit of the doubt until his CBs are back.

[Howmanheyman 37965]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:50, Dr Gloom said:

Do they constantly carry on with this shite with players at other clubs? 
 

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Of course not. Can you imagine the following....

 

 

'Pep, great win, are you resigned to losing Haaland?'

 

'Arne, great win, are you resigned to losing Salah?'

 

'Sir Alex, great win, are you resigned to losing Ruud Van Nistelrooy?'

 

'Arsene, great win, are you resigned to losing Dennis Bergkamp?'

 

'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke O'Nien?"

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15092]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:57, Gemmill said:

Spurs 13th on 24 points. How much longer is Flangela Lansbury gonna get? 

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Im hoping they do similar as they did with Mourinho. Let him get to a final and then sack him just before and let Ryan Mason take charge 

[OTF 8659]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:44, Dr Gloom said:

we should probably give him a new contract to really fuck off the arsenal fans. Not that we need to. He’s for 3.5 years left on his current deal. 

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Once we lock up CL qualification then give him a new contract.

[wykikitoon 23738]

[OTF 8659]

  On 15/01/2025 at 22:03, Howmanheyman said:

'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing **checks notes** **realises the sentence has already ended appropriately**"

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UYP

[Monkeys Fist 46407]

  On 15/01/2025 at 22:03, Howmanheyman said:

Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke Onion?"

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[Monkeys Fist 46407]

  On 15/01/2025 at 22:03, Howmanheyman said:

'Roger, great win, have you resigned?"

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  On 15/01/2025 at 22:10, OTF said:

 

UYPYP

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[OTF 8659]

  On 15/01/2025 at 21:57, Holden McGroin said:

Interesting tactics from Wolves. Massively high press. It caught us out a lot but ultimately it was suicide football with defending like that.

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Aye they came to play their way which worked at times, but ultimately backfired.

[strawb 4734]

3rd least goals conceded and 4th most goals scored in the league. Not bad

[thebrokendoll 10833]

just a few little comments ....

 

ar the age of 62 i honestly believe, without any hysterics, that if we fuck off every cunt who covets him that in isak I could be watching the greatest ever nufc player in my lifetime. fucking sublime.

any fucker who fails to acknowledge anthony gordon as anything other than a revelation isn't a wum, they're just a CUNT. this dashingly handsome young liverpudlian could feasibly and singlehandedly temper my hatred of bindipping scouse cunts. mebees .

the gallowgate upper tiers badly missed me tonight...... fucking shocking atmosphere for a team that could and did move in to the top 4. must've been full of those pesky season ticket holders.

Edited January 15 by thebrokendoll

[OTF 8659]

  On 15/01/2025 at 22:26, strawb said:

3rd least goals conceded and 4th most goals scored in the league. Not bad

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Room for improvement