Newcastle United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

[Rosco 808]

35 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I think he's ok with Edwards as well, he thinks Whese Keyes Louise is a knacker, reckons Hope is a bit of a worky cunt and thinks the Knight is on a care in the community initiative at a local paper.

We need Big Dan Burn as Eddie’s press conference PA so he can chin the cunts who ask stupid questions 

[Howmanheyman 34656]

1 minute ago, Rosco said:

We need Big Dan Burn as Eddie’s press conference PA so he can chin the cunts who ask stupid questions 

 

Eddie's look is ample enough, especially when in response to a stupid question.

[Monkeys Fist 43737]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

What the farken is this farken craic all about then? 

Ask Ibby

[RobinRobin 11878]

9 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Massive blow Barnes being out tbh. It's been fine when we've been flying out the blocks but there were times early season where we were down or level and he dragged us to a result. Joelinton and Willock can cover there but it's a huge goal there missing if we need a goal. 

Not sure we can rely on him being any fitter.  

[wykikitoon 21631]

5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Not sure we can rely on him being any fitter.  

He's injured again isn't he?  Didn't start Bromley as he had a knock.

[RobinRobin 11878]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

He's injured again isn't he?  Didn't start Bromley as he had a knock.

Indeed.  He's made of glass, so can't replace Gordon (or Barnes) currently if needed.

[Dr Gloom 22692]

54 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

He's injured again isn't he?  Didn't start Bromley as he had a knock.

i don’t think Eddie confirmed that in the pre-match press conference. He might be on the bench tonight 

[Gemmill 47392]

Aye I think he'll be in the squad, and all the CUNTS who can't cut the lad a break will have to apologise to me, which I'll pass on to Joe Willock. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14282]

Can’t wait for another “getting up to speed” performance where he’s running in treacle and can’t make a pass to save his life 

[Holden McGroin 6996]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Can’t wait for another “getting up to speed” performance where he’s running in treacle and can’t make a pass to save his life 

Sshhh. You’ll upset Gemmil, his number one and possibly only fan. 

Edited 8 hours ago by Holden McGroin

[Holden McGroin 6996]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Can’t wait for another “getting up to speed” performance where he’s running in treacle and can’t make a pass to save his life 

Clubs don’t tend to use the reserves/u23s to get players to sharpen up these days. Perhaps the training is intense enough in this modern world.

[Dr Gloom 22692]

willock is a class player when fit and offers something different to our other midfielders. i'd love to see him properly fit and firing again as he's a great option in certain games. 

 

[Christmas Tree 4938]

On 12/01/2025 at 18:27, Christmas Tree said:

My first game since the winning streak started  

 

Cant wait.

Found out tickets are in level 7 so not going and therefore take no responsibility if winning streak ends  

[Dr Gloom 22692]

9 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Found out tickets are in level 7 so not going and therefore take no responsibility if winning streak ends  

 

you're giving up your ticket because you've got to climb a few stairs? 

 

[Alex 35979]

On 12/01/2025 at 22:24, Monkeys Fist said:

Good bloke, loved the meek and that, not as good as Gordon though. 
 

Farken hell 

[Christmas Tree 4938]

17 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're giving up your ticket because you've got to climb a few stairs? 

 

Nah, used to have a season ticket up there for a while and the view was dog shit then. 16 years later my eyesight is even worse  

 

I swore I would never go up there again.

[Dr Gloom 22692]

15 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Nah, used to have a season ticket up there for a while and the view was dog shit then. 16 years later my eyesight is even worse  

 

I swore I would never go up there again.

 

put it on stubhub or similar - you'll get over £100 for it. i know, i've been enough of a mug to buy one from the tout sites when i've missed out on the ballot but have been desperate for a ticket  

[Monkeys Fist 43737]

On 12/01/2025 at 18:37, Monkeys Fist said:

Harsh tbh.
It’s a 7:30pm ko.
He’ll spend at least 80 of the 90 minutes on waddling to and from the bogs, queuing for it, trying to find “it”, then pissing all over himself, after over-doing the Erdinger’s and staring at some young barmaids tits pre-match. 

 

41 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you're giving up your ticket because you've got to climb a few stairs? 

 

Safety reasons- As well as the bladder, he’d inevitably fall off the stand, pissed. 

[Christmas Tree 4938]

8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

put it on stubhub or similar - you'll get over £100 for it. i know, i've been enough of a mug to buy one from the tout sites when i've missed out on the ballot but have been desperate for a ticket  

Getting used by family

[ewerk 31644]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

put it on stubhub or similar - you'll get over £100 for it. i know, i've been enough of a mug to buy one from the tout sites when i've missed out on the ballot but have been desperate for a ticket  

 

FFS. 🤦‍♂️

[Gemmill 47392]

CT stealing ballot spots from @thebrokendoll. I wouldn't care but he hasn't written a hit chant in over a year now. F THIS GUY! 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

Anyone wants a ticket? £35leazes

[Monkeys Fist 43737]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

F THIS GUY

@Howmanheyman

[Gemmill 47392]

2 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Anyone wants a ticket? £35leazes

 

How many rows up is it? @Christmas Tree

[Christmas Tree 4938]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

How many rows up is it? @Christmas Tree

Slippers, Jim jams and footstool already sorted.