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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Settle in and enjoy. :lol:

 

 

 

What an absolute classless CUNT

Saying how they have many BIG games coming up.  I.e this was a small game that's why we let them win.  Fuck off you horrible little CUNT

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“The £800m Stoke” is my new favourite monicker for them.


They just played for set pieces. Their players were visibly gutted when a ball was blocked for a throw rather than a corner.  That’s down to coaching. They didn’t have much from open play. 

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They were shaky AF at times at the back and I don't think we had enough chances to exploit that.  Salbia is a fucking FANNY.  Whenever he was touched he was on the deck ASAP which is funny because he struts around thinking he's a hard man.  The fucking soft cunt.

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10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

“The £800m Stoke” is my new favourite monicker for them.


They just played for set pieces. Their players were visibly gutted when a ball was blocked for a throw rather than a corner.  That’s down to coaching. They didn’t have much from open play. 

 

 

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The thing Benidorm Brendan needs to bear in mind as well is that we weren't rocked back by them in that second half. We made the proactive decision to move to two banks of 5 and challenge them to break us down, and they couldn't. That's Howe out manoeuvring him again. It's not us hanging on. 

 

So the vain prick can admire his xG and the respective total shots of each team, but the fact is we backed them to fail to convert in that last 20 minutes and we let them rack up those shots to do it, and we were right. 

 

I'd be embarrassed listening to the stuff he comes out with if I was an Arsenal fan. 

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21 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

We need tindall to bring out some of these  balls for the return leg 😀 

 

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Leave one with a note for Arteta, alongside one of these 

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“ Olà Mike! 
Chill, dude…”

with a bottle of Portuguese* piss from Aldi. 
 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*yes, I know, that’s the point. 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Aye I think Schar is about to find himself on the sidelines for a bit. 

 

I dunno, apart from West Ham, BDB has played every minute of every league game this season. At 32 I'd say he needs a break.

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2 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Was reading their forums and it was enjoyable stuff tbh.

 

Highlights:

 

1 - Arteta is finished.

2 - Havertz is a joke.

3 - They need Isak.

4 - They hate Gordon, but they want to sign him too.

5 - One of them is 17 stone and could beat up Joelinton.

6 - They were hugely insulted when we subbed Isak off and thought Howe was dissing Arteta.

7 - They think Odegard is finished because he's now a father.

8 - Some of them did admit they played well but that we were better with our gameplan. That if they play like that at the weekend, they beat Man Utd.

9 - They are literally Stoke but not as good at it.

 

Some oddly self aware takes mixed with some weirdness :D

 

Ohhh that odegaard take sounds oddly familiar.

 

Cant quite place why though :razz:

 

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19 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me. The Newcastle fans are embarrassing when jumping over the Arsenal fans screaming like fuck.

They should show that to a troop of chimps - it would keep them entertained for hours. 

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29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The thing Benidorm Brendan needs to bear in mind as well is that we weren't rocked back by them in that second half. We made the proactive decision to move to two banks of 5 and challenge them to break us down, and they couldn't. That's Howe out manoeuvring him again. It's not us hanging on. 

 

So the vain prick can admire his xG and the respective total shots of each team, but the fact is we backed them to fail to convert in that last 20 minutes and we let them rack up those shots to do it, and we were right. 

 

I'd be embarrassed listening to the stuff he comes out with if I was an Arsenal fan. 

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9 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

He's absolutely one of these people who just cannot be graceful in defeat. Basically puts our goals down to chaos, deflections and luck, while his own team were comfortably the ones deserving of the win apparently. Absolute fucking weapon of a man. Deserves all the failure he delivers.

Was thinking about this last night but my dad has often said that Leeds in the 70s won a lot less than they should have because they were so disliked. So even in meaningless games for the opposition, they tried their hearts out. Obviously that was a different era and that was a thuggish Leeds team even by the standards of back then. But Arsenal are so dislikable in a different way. Arteta is such a fucking graceless, classless wanker. Their players are snide, soft, preening pricks. And the amount of entitled, ridiculous fam blud, you feel me, bro? Supporters they have is off the charts 

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