Tottenham Hotspur vs Newcastle United

[Monkeys Fist 43394]

Missed this as I was grafting last night so sleeping. 
 

I’ve just read the thread without knowing the result, and, as funny as this place is, here’s a clue to the highlight. 
 

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

An absolute beige onslaught

Hats off to Gemmill’s FIL, top bombing. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4033]

19 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Tellible take - reported

My take on her was kept private and absolutely filthy.

[Monkeys Fist 43394]

3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

My take on her was kept private and absolutely filthy.

KCG letting us know which porn category he makes a bee-line for, here. 

[PaddockLad 17900]

Hey @MrBass  how’s it going? 😀

 

 

We must do this again sometime   

 

[PaddockLad 17900]

Yes I’m pissed on a train

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43394]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Yes I’ve pissed on a train

 

 

Saved you posting this in 10 minutes. 
 

 

 

Btw, 

[MrBass 2770]

@PaddockLad, I’d say absolutely but sitting in with that lot of moaning cunts for 110 minutes was fucking torture. 
 

Not an objective one amongst them. I’m all for club bias but fuck me. 
 

Atmosphere was flat as fuck too and I really wanted to be in with our lot who were in good voice for the majority of the game. 

[Alex 35782]

2 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Have to say like, think Spurs might actually be outdoing Villa as the saltiest... the number of people failing to understand the handball rule and calling corruption is actually impressive.

Aye. I think it’s fuelled in part by Anita Dobson* being disingenuous about it because his job is on the line. But you’re right in that it still shows an ignorance of the rule. Which was interpreted absolutely correctly.

 

*That’s one for the kids.  

[ewerk 31349]

1 hour ago, MrBass said:

@PaddockLad, I’d say absolutely but sitting in with that lot of moaning cunts for 110 minutes was fucking torture. 
 

Not an objective one amongst them. I’m all for club bias but fuck me. 
 

Atmosphere was flat as fuck too and I really wanted to be in with our lot who were in good voice for the majority of the game. 

It wasn’t you I saw kicking off with a few of them before security got involved?

[Alex 35782]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

we’ve got a weird way of getting under the skin of certain managers. This is like Arteta all over again 

I think the words you’re looking for are: Jason Tindall

[wykikitoon 21173]

[Kid Dynamite 7260]

The actual handball law. None of which applies to an opposition player spanking the ball off Joelinton's hand down by his side

 

[MrBass 2770]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

It wasn’t you I saw kicking off with a few of them before security got involved?

No, not me. Didn’t see any trouble where I was. 

[wykikitoon 21173]

Seems like they all thought the handball by Joe wasn't a handball but thought Burn could have had a second yellow for his and it's ok Kunt smashed Gordon in the face because he got a bollocks hair touch on the ball

[NJS 4436]

If Brighton's was a pen than the Gordon one was. 

[RobinRobin 11728]

7 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Is that Robin Robin commentating from Aussie, more Gandalf than Bilbo tbh

[Andrew 4945]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Seems like they all thought the handball by Joe wasn't a handball but thought Burn could have had a second yellow for his and it's ok Kunt smashed Gordon in the face because he got a bollocks hair touch on the ball

Are you talking about MotD there?

 

Because I watched that and thought it was an absolute stitch up of Anges post match whining. 

[sammynb 3609]

15 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

@sammynb

 

 

Don't be like that Robbie, you changed things, good for you, although I think MrBass made the difference.

[OTF 7717]

14 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Have to say like, think Spurs might actually be outdoing Villa as the saltiest... the number of people failing to understand the handball rule and calling corruption is actually impressive.

 

You can probably partially blame it on the handball rules constantly changing and in particular around the lead up to scoring.

 

These are the actual rules for the record. So Joelinton's was clearly accidental and the goal was not directly from the arm or immediately after it and it was scored by a different player. So the decision was 100% correct and there's no controversy at all. Sorry whAnge. Just makes himself look petty and foolish by complaining about something that he is so obviously wrong about.

Accidental handball before a goal is scored

It is an offence if a player scores in the opponents’ goal:

-Directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper
-Immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental

 

Mitigating factors

-Goal not immediate
-Goal scored by a teammate
-Ball not entering goal; however action of a defender 
results in an ‘own goal’

[GrahamTaylor5 1043]

12 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

You can probably partially blame it on the handball rules constantly changing and in particular around the lead up to scoring.

 

These are the actual rules for the record. So Joelinton's was clearly accidental and the goal was not directly from the arm or immediately after it and it was scored by a different player. So the decision was 100% correct and there's no controversy at all. Sorry whAnge. Just makes himself look petty and foolish by complaining about something that he is so obviously wrong about.

Accidental handball before a goal is scored

It is an offence if a player scores in the opponents’ goal:

-Directly from their hand/arm, even if accidental, including by the goalkeeper
-Immediately after the ball has touched their hand/arm, even if accidental

 

Mitigating factors

-Goal not immediate
-Goal scored by a teammate
-Ball not entering goal; however action of a defender 
results in an ‘own goal’

Looking at this, I think that justifies the goal being chalked off that came off Brunos elbow. Harsh, but I think it was the correct decision based on rules alone.

[Optimistic Nut 235]

12 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

The actual handball law. None of which applies to an opposition player spanking the ball off Joelinton's hand down by his side

 

 

Was scary yesterday the lack of so-called experts who don't understand the rules. Can understand if the everyday fan has missed the rule change about it having to be the goalscorer now, not just in the lead up to the goal. 

 

Every time the ball hits the hand you'd basically be stopping play for a free-kick just in case further down the line the ball goes in. 

[Holden McGroin 6859]

I’m not even sure Dan Burn even handled it. It looked like it was around shoulder area which is why I think he escaped the second yellow.

 

To be fair though, if the ref deemed it a handball then he should have walked.

[Kid Dynamite 7260]

Neither decision was as contentious as Gordon having his nose smashed, off the ball and in the box and not getting a penalty, so fat Ange can shut the fuck up 

[Holden McGroin 6859]

It’s fascinating reading the spurs forum and then our views on the refereeing. Obviously both contain bias but they are worlds apart.

 

They are also whingeing about our ‘dark arts’ 😂

Edited yesterday at 09:38 by Holden McGroin

[GrahamTaylor5 1043]

25 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’m not even sure Dan Burn even handled it. It looked like it was around shoulder area which is why I think he escaped the second yellow.

 

To be fair though, if the ref deemed it a handball then he should have walked.

I only saw the Burn 'handball' during the game but the way that I saw it was that his arms were in an unnatural position to be able to manage runners. Therefore, when the ball hit his arm, it was in an unnatural position but it was not his intention to do the handball, if that makes sense?

I don't think you necessarily get a yellow card for every handball.