Tottenham Hotspur vs Newcastle United

[Sonatine 12294]

  On 04/01/2025 at 17:34, Howmanheyman said:

Gemmill walking into his bog and smelling his father in law's freshly laid dolomite.....

 

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[ewerk 34213]

Gemmill’s FIL on the drive home:

 

’Honestly Mavis, it was 16 inches long. Like Les Ferdinand’s thigh it was. Here, look at this picture I took of it.’

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 04/01/2025 at 17:11, Gemmill said:

 

 

Eddie, your reaction:

 

 

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the bloke has lost the plot. On any other day, on a level playing field, they win, apparently. And it’s unfair on his players.

 

Wtf is he taking about? The handball in the build up to our goal? Even if that is disallowed, it’s still a draw at best for spurs. They created next to fuck all for 90 minutes after the goal. What was it - one shot on target, one off the post and one flashed wide by Maddison? 

[Holden McGroin 7978]

I think they wanted Burn sent off for the handball as well.

 

also, it seems that Joelinton should have been sent off multiple times  🤷‍♂️

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 04/01/2025 at 17:11, Gemmill said:

 

 

Eddie, your reaction:

 

 

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we’ve got a weird way of getting under the skin of certain managers. This is like Arteta all over again 

[Gemmill 52541]

I think HMcG is right that he's under massive pressure, probably knows the sack isn't far off, and he's just lost the ability to look at things objectively. I still maintain that he doesn't have to act the cunt with the media though. It probably works in his favour if he stays professional. 

 

If I'm a Spurs fan watching that, I'm not thinking positive thoughts about it. Nah blud. 

[Christmas Tree 5349]

 

[wykikitoon 23747]

If everything was equal where were the yellows for your cunts, eh mate? Strewth!  What about the peno for Gordon too, eh mate? 

[Dr Gloom 24268]

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:02, Christmas Tree said:

 

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Oh my days fam geezer rightly opening proceedings 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15097]

  On 04/01/2025 at 17:26, Gemmill said:

 

I've got an M&S Chinese feast. Food hangover tomorrow. Back on the straight and narrow on Monday. 

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Using up all the shite party food in the freezer tonight also. An absolute beige onslaught 

[Alex 37779]

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:11, Dr Gloom said:

Oh my days fam geezer rightly opening proceedings 

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Oozing Blud 👍🏻

[Toonpack 12123]

Is that Robin Robin commentating from Aussie, more Gandalf than Bilbo tbh

[thebrokendoll 10834]

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:02, Christmas Tree said:

 

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it's enough to make you proud of adam pearson.

[Howmanheyman 37978]

These last few games.....

 

[Rayvin 6446]

Have to say like, think Spurs might actually be outdoing Villa as the saltiest... the number of people failing to understand the handball rule and calling corruption is actually impressive.

[Billy Whitehurst 1064]

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:02, Christmas Tree said:

 

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Glorious.

[Toonpack 12123]

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:46, Rayvin said:

Have to say like, think Spurs might actually be outdoing Villa as the saltiest... the number of people failing to understand the handball rule and calling corruption is actually impressive.

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Seems it's a norff lahndahn thing, hopefully (unlikely) we double the pain at the arse.

[Gemmill 52541]

The Korean lass on that video is fucking hilarious. Bit out of order calling their goal "so wanky" though, I thought it was a decent header. 

[Rayvin 6446]

Honestly feel like Botman with a few more games back under his belt wouldn't even have let them have that tbh.

[Kid Dynamite 7930]

35pts after 20 games btw. Wasn't that long ago we were chasing that for a full season under Bruce

[Rayvin 6446]

Aye, turns out "the guy who got Bournemouth relegated" actually might have been a good choice.

[Toonpack 12123]

  On 04/01/2025 at 19:13, Gemmill said:

The Korean lass on that video is fucking hilarious. Bit out of order calling their goal "so wanky" though, I thought it was a decent header. 

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Tellible take - reported

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

Missed this as I was grafting last night so sleeping. 
 

I’ve just read the thread without knowing the result, and, as funny as this place is, here’s a clue to the highlight. 
 

  On 04/01/2025 at 18:15, Ayatollah Hermione said:

An absolute beige onslaught

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Hats off to Gemmill’s FIL, top bombing. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4372]

  On 04/01/2025 at 19:24, Toonpack said:

 

Tellible take - reported

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My take on her was kept private and absolutely filthy.

[Monkeys Fist 46428]

  On 04/01/2025 at 19:44, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

My take on her was kept private and absolutely filthy.

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KCG letting us know which porn category he makes a bee-line for, here.