Tottenham Hotspur vs Newcastle United

[Dazzler 10596]

Okay this is taking the piss now. It ends here. It has to.

 

2-0 us.

[Chaser 1293]

Nil each.

[Dr Gloom 22326]

3-1. Goals from Trippier, Stephen Carr, Sol Campbell and Jermaine Jenas

[Optimistic Nut 220]

1-1, Garry Brady both ends. 

[ewerk 31321]

I’m there so based on my recent attendance 4-1 to them.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14173]

I know we’re missing Schar but they’re missing everybody. Nowt daft and we can put another nail in Big Minge’s coffin

[thebrokendoll 9543]

who's this dazzler cunt?

he can stop though. 

[Dazzler 10596]

4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

who's this dazzler cunt?

he can stop though. 

I’m the one leading us on this glorious charge to the champions league. You’re welcome.

 

(this cockiness all but ensuring I’ve fucked it for this match)

[Isegrim 9941]

3-0 Some cunt with a hat-trick

[Toonpack 10227]

0-4 they’ve got nothing and what they have is crocked

[strawb 4452]

3-0, start fast get ahead and manage the game. These are shite at the back

[Dr Gloom 22326]

30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

3-1. Goals from Trippier, Stephen Carr, Sol Campbell and Jermaine Jenas

[Zoidberg 165]

1-2 to the good guys, Murphy and Joelinton.

 

Ange fired the next morning and Sir Gareth Southgate takes over.

[RobinRobin 11709]

0-3

All own goals. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1288]

If Angie plays his usual way with all those missing players… gonna be a proper hammering 

[Monkeys Fist 43339]

We’re going to have to get used to dispatching mid-table teams like these and Man Utd efficiently but without costing us players through injury or suspension. 
 

5-0. 
 

Miley hat trick, pair from Miggy. 

[OTF 7698]

 

ALL HAIL DAZZLER

 

Tempting to bring Botman in but much more likely to be Kelly who doesn't offer the same distribution but does look more at home at CB than LB. Let's keep this run going.

[wykikitoon 21144]

Flange to get his 3 points.

[Holden McGroin 6836]

I assume Lloyd Kelly will be given the nod at RCB which will be tricky for him. It’s probably a push to throw Botman in but either way we have 3 LCBs (4 if you include A. Murphy) and no RCBs available.

[ewerk 31321]

Announce Guehi at 00:01!

[Dr Gloom 22326]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I assume Lloyd Kelly will be given the nod at RCB which will be tricky for him. It’s probably a push to throw Botman in but either way we have 3 LCBs (4 if you include A. Murphy) and no RCBs available.

I’m a bit old school in this regard but i think too much is made of RCB and LCB. It’s still centre back. These are top players. They should be capable of performing the role to a high standard even if they’re not on their preferred foot for the usual angled balls from the back. 
 

Kelly also has a bit of pace, which the other CB options lack. 

Edited December 31, 2024 by Dr Gloom

[Holden McGroin 6836]

CBS have to bring the ball out and also be available to receive the ball in tight situations (which we’ve now started to do since Dubs can facilitate that.)

 

I’d imagine being a left footed CB , they rarely play on the right side so it will be slightly unfamiliar for Kelly. 
 

Plus we lose Schars ability to start play.

Edited December 31, 2024 by Holden McGroin

[Dr Gloom 22326]

4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

CBS have to bring the ball out and also be available to receive the ball in tight situations (which we’ve now started to do since Dubs can facilitate that.)

 

I’d imagine being a left footed CB , they rarely play on the right side so it will be slightly unfamiliar for Kelly. 
 

Plus we lose Schars ability to start play.

I mean, I agree. It’s more or less what I said. It won’t be as straightforward as playing on their preferred side but they should be capable of adapting. And while we will miss Schar’s technical ability on the ball, Kelly’s extra pace might prove useful if he has to make recovery runs against the likes of Son or Johnson

Edited December 31, 2024 by Dr Gloom

[Holden McGroin 6836]

The pace is a bonus but he was absolute dog shit v West Ham and Antonio give him a tough ride physically. 

 

He’ll know Solankes game well so that might be a bonus. 

[Dazzler 10596]

29 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Announce Guehi at 00:01!

I can see the promotional video now:

 

Yasir Al-Rumayyan stands on the roof of the gallowgate with a gay bloke with a sign reading "breaking news" stapled to his back - launches him off into the road below (as the Saudis are absolutely known for, and holds up to total scrutiny).

 

The CSI lot turn up and pick up a rainbow armband with "Jesus ❤️ U" written on it. A voice can be heard saying "I think that's mine, mate".

 

Camera pans to Guehi placing it on his arm, wiping the remains of the gay bloke off it and winking to the camera.

 

*Fade to black*