Man Utd vs Newcastle United

[Gemmill 46529]

Howe sent Joelinton on ket out to do the interview for him. 

[aimaad22 4246]

Never thought I'd see the day we smash Man Utd season in season out. It's like someone flipped the universe on its head. 

Delighted.

 

[Gemmill 46529]

Villa are flapping and the fixture pile up hasn't even properly bitten yet. Delightful. 

[PaddockLad 17834]

No time for Eddie…. Sky have been FUCKING ABYSMAL tonight…. Am just thankful I don’t fuckin pay for it 😀

[Dr Gloom 22297]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

No time for Eddie…. Sky have been FUCKING ABYSMAL tonight…. Am just thankful I don’t fuckin pay for it 😀

honestly, the day the PL sort it out and out sky out to pasture is the day I start paying for a sub. I’m not paying for their one-sided shite 

[Gemmill 46529]

ABSOLUTE BANTZ FROM THE LADS THIS. PURE GOLD. 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 22297]

Just now, Gemmill said:

ABSOLUTE BANTZ FROM THE LADS THIS. PURE GOLD. 

 

 

I turned the wankers off and am watching the YouTube reaction instead 🤪

[Ayatollah Hermione 14146]

If there’s anyone out there who enjoys this, I’ll be amazed. Self-indulgent horseshit

[Gemmill 46529]

Listen, I know people wanted to hear from Howe, but once Neville came on and him and Carra started mining that rich seam of banter, there's no way Sky could pull away from it.

 

It would have been irresponsible. If you haven't been watching, they made predictions at the start of the season and, you're not gonna believe this, but they got some of them wrong. And well, you can imagine the BANTER. Top drawer. Just TV gold. 

[Gemmill 46529]

Right it's Salah-gasm time. And that's bedtime. 

[RobElliott 1623]

Tactic planning session at Man U for match week 38, and planning to play a 3-4-3 again 

 

https://youtu.be/Cgy6Fcz7q0s

 

Edited December 30, 2024 by RobElliott

[PaddockLad 17834]

Mice? 🤷🏻‍♂️ (not seen Gemmill’s cabin boy for a while  ) 

 

 

[BobHopeandNoHope 641]

Aye let’s talk about Man U …..these sky fuckers have as much self awareness as the mackems ….it is hilarious though and great motivation 

[Christmas Tree 4885]

Over the moon with the win, just gutted we didn’t fully humiliate them with a 5 or 6 score line.

[RobElliott 1623]

As much as I despise Liverpool, I'd love them to stuff "United" 9-0 at the weekend

 

Eddie has got a couple of demons off his back this season too. Never won at old Trafford in the league plus we managed to get a result vs Liverpool. These are all big psychological milestones

Edited December 30, 2024 by RobElliott

[LongTimeAdmirer 1288]

11 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

these are relegation fodder, were going to these, whats wrong with some of you? 

Why were some of you scared of RELEGATION fodder 

[trophyshy 7084]

11 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

TT legend @Happy Face (if you see this come and say hello, your stats were better than Gemmill and Dave put together) produced an “underachieving league table” and we were top by miles, I think Hamburg were second and Southampton third. It was basically lack of trophy x average crowd and we frankly piss it across the entire European continent

 

EEEE-I-EEEE-I-EEEE-I-OH!

 

Down the Jonah Complex League we go.

[Howmanheyman 34118]

The sky sports antidote....

 

 

 

 

Fucking mexican TV showing them how to do it.

 

 

[Zoidberg 165]

Thought we sat back way too much in the second half, but overall very pleased with the performance and never easy coming away from Old Trafford with 3 points in the bag. Now 5th in the table, let's keep climbing!

 

On a side note:

 

I was in a local bar and was the only Toon fan in the whole thing. Of course some plastic Man U fans were on the other side and I couldn't help but let us say...overly celebrate our goals haha. One of them told me to pipe down and I told him to pull out his Amorim doll and say a prayer to him for the second half. He flipped me off and went back to stuffing his face with chicken wings.

 

Think it also helped that I am 6'3 280 pounds and he looked like Tom Hanks on crack 😁

Edited December 31, 2024 by Zoidberg

[RobinRobin 11691]

1 hour ago, Zoidberg said:

Thought we sat back way too much in the second half, but overall very pleased with the performance and never easy coming away from Old Trafford with 3 points in the bag. Now 5th in the table, let's keep climbing!

 

On a side note:

 

I was in a local bar and was the only Toon fan in the whole thing. Of course some plastic Man U fans were on the other side and I couldn't help but let us say...overly celebrate our goals haha. One of them told me to pipe down and I told him to pull out his Amorim doll and say a prayer to him for the second half. He flipped me off and went back to stuffing his face with chicken wings.

 

Think it also helped that I am 6'3 280 pounds and he looked like Tom Hanks on crack 😁

[Dougle 3428]

6 hours ago, Zoidberg said:

Thought we sat back way too much in the second half, but overall very pleased with the performance and never easy coming away from Old Trafford with 3 points in the bag. Now 5th in the table, let's keep climbing!

 

On a side note:

 

I was in a local bar and was the only Toon fan in the whole thing. Of course some plastic Man U fans were on the other side and I couldn't help but let us say...overly celebrate our goals haha. One of them told me to pipe down and I told him to pull out his Amorim doll and say a prayer to him for the second half. He flipped me off and went back to stuffing his face with chicken wings.

 

Think it also helped that I am 6'3 280 pounds and he looked like Tom Hanks on crack 😁

 

[Gemmill 46529]

Just watched Amorim's press conference and it was just one manc reporter after another telling him that surely he needs to compromise and change his system to accommodate the players. 

 

In the end he goes "these players were bought to play a very specific system for which they've been coached and had two pre seasons, and they were losing games constantly. If they can't win games playing the exact system they were bought and coached to play, then why would I compromise and go back to that system."

 

Fair play, it's a good point.

Genuinely ridiculous to be listening to reporters trying to tell a manager how to do his job as well. 

[Optimistic Nut 217]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Just watched Amorim's press conference and it was just one manc reporter after another telling him that surely he needs to compromise and change his system to accommodate the players. 

 

In the end he goes "these players were bought to play a very specific system for which they've been coached and had two pre seasons, and they were losing games constantly. If they can't win games playing the exact system they were bought and coached to play, then why would I compromise and go back to that system."

 

Fair play, it's a good point.

 

Genuinely ridiculous to be listening to reporters trying to tell a manager how to do his job as well. 

 

Think they're definitely at the stage where they need to stick to a project even if it means a couple of more mid-table finishes. They scrapped the Rangnick one before it even started, Ashworth after a few months. They're lucky enough that they'll always have money and ridiculous commercial revenue so bite the bullet for a bit instead of chasing it. 

[Gemmill 46529]

 

 

 

Seeing as Sky didn't see fit to broadcast an interview with Howe. 

 

 

[Gemmill 46529]

 

 

You're gonna have to prepare yourself for this but this actually starts with, and prioritises, praise for the team that won the game, rather than a Man United funeral march. 

 

I mean it pretty quickly gets there, but initially it's about us.