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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I'd go for Rio, but only cos Owen is so short that I wouldn't be able to get sufficient purchase on it. If they provided a box to stand Owen on, it's him all day. 


Aye, maybe save Owen for Dazzler.

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48 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

if there was you, those four and a copper stood there and the copper said, go on lad you nut one of them while I look away, your brain would go in to turmoil.

I'm gonna plump for keane, but by god it's a tricky one.

I’d line them up so that one well delivered forehead would topple them all, domino style.

Obviously Owen in front though, the fat little fuck. 

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40 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

He can bring his own box. 

The only box I’d need for Owen is the one his vicar will lower into a furnace. I’ve met him back in my youth when he first signed and we’re roughly the same height. That said we’re probably the same weight these days too and I don’t think sticking a nut on your opponent is allowed in the world of sumo.

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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

if there was you, those four and a copper stood there and the copper said, go on lad you nut one of them while I look away, your brain would go in to turmoil.

I'm gonna plump for keane, but by god it's a tricky one.

 

I'd twat Keane, fart in Neville's general direction and ask Ferdinand and Owen a moderately tricky question and watch their brains implode like that mini sub looking for the titanic. :good:

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MNF talking with Neville and Carragher for 15 mins about Man United then go to a break so Neville can sort out an interview with Amorim and after the break they're going to talk about Liverpool. :lol: :lol: Fair play how they manage to keep a straight face.

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10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

The only way we lose this game is if the players’ minds aren’t right, or if we get done by a dodgy decision. Look at their current 11 and compare it to ours. How many of their players get in our side? Amad Diallo instead of Murphy, maybe?

 

Neville just said this, Diallo for Murphy and possibly Onana for Dubravka. Not sure about the second swap mind, but tbf neither was he. 

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Their midfield is absolutely dogshit. Casemiro and Erikssen together looks like a suicidal choice against our lot. Push up hard on their creaking back 3 and I can see us having a fair few chances. Need to take pot shots at Onana. 

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8 hours ago, ewerk said:

Aye, one league win there in the entire PL era.

 

This surprises me somewhat. Mind I'll count the one where Solskjaer chopped down Lee as a win to us. 

Anyway, think it will be 2 wins tonight and many more to come. :nufc:

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Any map enthusiasts able to direct me to a suitable river? 

 

I know you've ran out of patio space, but this method of disposal will lead plod straight to your front door, and your full patio for that matter. Forensics. 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

This surprises me somewhat. Mind I'll count the one where Solskjaer chopped down Lee as a win to us. 

Anyway, think it will be 2 wins tonight and many more to come. :nufc:

 

Don't forget the french keeper sweeping Shearer's legs away from him near the end of a 0-0 and the baldy cunt ref who's name escapes me who was Ferguson's 12th man not giving the pen. 

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