Newcastle United vs Aston Villa

[Toonpack 10047]

Clear as day red for me, how often do you ever see a player accidentally stand on another, it just never happens, natural instinct is to do whatever you can to make sure you don't.

 

He meant it.

[Dazzler 10457]

Can we at least agree that Schar played a blinder with that challenge? Not only was his recovery run class and his tackle timed to perfection but on the roll over he looked like he caught Duran which I choose to believe was intentional knowing he’d snap and get himself sent off.

 

Of course, it may well have been an accident (and most likely was) but I want to live in a world where we are back to our shithousing best.

 

The absolute brass neck of the brummy cunts calling any other team dirty when they have McGinn in their team.

[thebrokendoll 9491]

25 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

 

shearer duty bound to say it was an accident, same as when lennon nutted his foot. 

[Kid Dynamite 7192]

The camera angle from directly behind is the clincher for me. He's absolutely tried to rake his studs up schar's back and play it off as an accident. 
 

Ramsey feigning an elbow to the face rules out any moaning the cunts can have about our players response to the Duran foul. 

[wykikitoon 20912]

55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

Who was on MOTD? 

 

I swear Liniker hates everyone north of Man City 

[thebrokendoll 9491]

1 hour ago, toonotl said:

Great result. Another great performance. Really building some nice momentum now. It's difficult to pick a player of the game. We had a lot of excellent performances. Never looked troubled by them. Even before the red card.

 

Loved Emery's post-match press conference, too. Mad Dog has done the poor muppet over. Howe has him sussed tactically. Duran's red is clear violent conduct. One, two, three, nil. And all of that has added up to Count Chocula coming into the press room ranting and raving like an escaped loon. Beautiful!

 

not so sure about that to be honest.

I thought after a fantastic start with gordon's screamer that we were pretty sloppy and laboured at times for the rest of the 1st half and failed to capitalise on the sending off. was disappointed to end the 1st half at 1-0 . couldn't help but remember the 1-2 against the bindippers last season.

anyway, shouldn't have worried, much improved in the 2nd half, it was almost like I'd forgot we were just playing an absolutey shite team of thick as pigshit fucking benny's from a god forsaken hovel in the midlands. 

[Gemmill 46194]

Shearer and Joe Hart. All three said he was very unlucky to get a red. All three completely wrong. 

[Gemmill 46194]

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

Edited 23 hours ago by Gemmill

[Gemmill 46194]

https://memecastleunited.bigcartel.com/product/last-christmas-sweatshirt

 

Link if anyone wants one. 

[ewerk 31237]

26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

[RobinRobin 11648]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

[Gemmill 46194]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

 

Yeah but only one of us thinks it's their job to audit and log every post on here, so YOU get to FUCK OFF. 

[wykikitoon 20912]

Prostate cleared up then? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3999]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

Quite blatantly ignoring the fact he turned his ankle by standing on Schar which was very avoidable.

[Toonpack 10047]

Columbians are second only to Uruguayans in the dirty cunt hair trigger stakes.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14094]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

Classic case of Shearer trying not to sound biased

[sammynb 3524]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

 

48 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

 

I can't believe Gemmill isn't up in arms that Mad Dog thinks he's G.Michaels and EH is the talentless Ridgeley

[Dazzler 10457]

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

[PaddockLad 17736]

Shearer didn’t have to go into bat for us because we twatted them

 

 

7 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

 

I can't believe Gemmill isn't up in arms that Mad Dog thinks he's G.Michaels and EH is the talentless Ridgeley

Tindall as Samuel L Jackson here…..

 

 

[sammynb 3524]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

 

Wasn't that's Ridgeley's career after Wham?

Remember him failing specatularly at sports car racing, the rest is accurate.

[sammynb 3524]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Shearer didn’t have to go into bat for us because we twatted them

 

 

Tindall as Samuel L Jackson here…..

 

 

 

That's fair, SLJ might have stole the show but was the lead in Pulp Fiction.

[OTF 7580]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Columbians are second only to Uruguayans in the dirty cunt hair trigger stakes.

 

McGinn has them all covered tbh.

[Holden McGroin 6800]

Dhuran and Burn had  heated words a few mins before this. The ref will take this into account when things like that happen moments later. 

Edited 20 hours ago by Holden McGroin

[Dazzler 10457]

Duran was looking to yark his own teammates for not letting him take a free kick, if he got away with that one and took a yellow he was absolutely getting a second. No matter what he was getting sent off yesterday.

 

Just saw Emery's post match interview there too - fucking hell - crying about the refs and VAR using intelligence to defend his player for a clear lack of it  - He keeps up with that attitude then he'll be the next Liverpool manager once Slot shits his pants.

[RobElliott 1585]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

 

My attempt of last years trip to the mackem shit tip back in Jan. And yes we all know mad dog is the main character really  

 

Edited 20 hours ago by RobElliott