Newcastle United vs Aston Villa

[thebrokendoll 10772]

  On 27/12/2024 at 07:44, toonotl said:

Great result. Another great performance. Really building some nice momentum now. It's difficult to pick a player of the game. We had a lot of excellent performances. Never looked troubled by them. Even before the red card.

 

Loved Emery's post-match press conference, too. Mad Dog has done the poor muppet over. Howe has him sussed tactically. Duran's red is clear violent conduct. One, two, three, nil. And all of that has added up to Count Chocula coming into the press room ranting and raving like an escaped loon. Beautiful!

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not so sure about that to be honest.

I thought after a fantastic start with gordon's screamer that we were pretty sloppy and laboured at times for the rest of the 1st half and failed to capitalise on the sending off. was disappointed to end the 1st half at 1-0 . couldn't help but remember the 1-2 against the bindippers last season.

anyway, shouldn't have worried, much improved in the 2nd half, it was almost like I'd forgot we were just playing an absolutey shite team of thick as pigshit fucking benny's from a god forsaken hovel in the midlands. 

[Gemmill 52001]

Shearer and Joe Hart. All three said he was very unlucky to get a red. All three completely wrong. 

[Gemmill 52001]

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

Edited December 27, 2024 by Gemmill

[Gemmill 52001]

https://memecastleunited.bigcartel.com/product/last-christmas-sweatshirt

 

Link if anyone wants one. 

[ewerk 33956]

  On 27/12/2024 at 09:23, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

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Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

[RobinRobin 12807]

  On 27/12/2024 at 09:50, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

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[Gemmill 52001]

  On 27/12/2024 at 09:50, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

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Yeah but only one of us thinks it's their job to audit and log every post on here, so YOU get to FUCK OFF. 

[wykikitoon 23621]

Prostate cleared up then? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4328]

  On 27/12/2024 at 08:00, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

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Quite blatantly ignoring the fact he turned his ankle by standing on Schar which was very avoidable.

[Toonpack 12003]

Columbians are second only to Uruguayans in the dirty cunt hair trigger stakes.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15012]

  On 27/12/2024 at 08:00, Gemmill said:

MOTD reckoned Duran was unlucky cos once he's turned his ankle all bets are off and the only sensible place for him to put his right foot was all up the back of Schar. Obviously horseshit. He looks like he's got a bit of a hair trigger, and I suspect this won't be the last time we see him get in bother. 

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Classic case of Shearer trying not to sound biased

[sammynb 3949]

  On 27/12/2024 at 09:23, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

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  On 27/12/2024 at 09:50, ewerk said:

Aye, I didn’t realise it either until Tom posted it NINE hours ago.

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I can't believe Gemmill isn't up in arms that Mad Dog thinks he's G.Michaels and EH is the talentless Ridgeley

[Dazzler 12537]

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

[PaddockLad 19495]

Shearer didn’t have to go into bat for us because we twatted them

 

 

  On 27/12/2024 at 10:40, sammynb said:

 

 

I can't believe Gemmill isn't up in arms that Mad Dog thinks he's G.Michaels and EH is the talentless Ridgeley

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Tindall as Samuel L Jackson here…..

 

 

[sammynb 3949]

  On 27/12/2024 at 10:43, Dazzler said:

Tbf I do think Mad Dog is the one most likely to get a nosh in a public toilet and crash his car whilst off his tits.

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Wasn't that's Ridgeley's career after Wham?

Remember him failing specatularly at sports car racing, the rest is accurate.

[sammynb 3949]

  On 27/12/2024 at 10:50, PaddockLad said:

Shearer didn’t have to go into bat for us because we twatted them

 

 

Tindall as Samuel L Jackson here…..

 

 

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That's fair, SLJ might have stole the show but was the lead in Pulp Fiction.

[OTF 8580]

  On 27/12/2024 at 10:15, Toonpack said:

Columbians are second only to Uruguayans in the dirty cunt hair trigger stakes.

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McGinn has them all covered tbh.

[Holden McGroin 7838]

Dhuran and Burn had  heated words a few mins before this. The ref will take this into account when things like that happen moments later. 

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[Dazzler 12537]

Duran was looking to yark his own teammates for not letting him take a free kick, if he got away with that one and took a yellow he was absolutely getting a second. No matter what he was getting sent off yesterday.

 

Just saw Emery's post match interview there too - fucking hell - crying about the refs and VAR using intelligence to defend his player for a clear lack of it  - He keeps up with that attitude then he'll be the next Liverpool manager once Slot shits his pants.

[RobElliott 1925]

  On 27/12/2024 at 09:23, Gemmill said:

Didn't realise this was the picture on Tindall's hoodie until just now:

 

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My attempt of last years trip to the mackem shit tip back in Jan. And yes we all know mad dog is the main character really  

 

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[Toonpack 12003]

  On 27/12/2024 at 12:01, RobElliott said:

 

My attempt of last years trip to the mackem shit tip back in Jan. And yes we all know mad dog is the main character really  

 

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How much did it cost to secure the use of Robin Robin's home movie image rights

[RobElliott 1925]

  On 27/12/2024 at 12:16, Toonpack said:

 

How much did it cost to secure the use of Robin Robin's home movie image rights

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Just needed to give him Mrs Wykikis number and job done

[OTF 8580]

  On 27/12/2024 at 08:15, Toonpack said:

Clear as day red for me, how often do you ever see a player accidentally stand on another, it just never happens, natural instinct is to do whatever you can to make sure you don't.

 

He meant it.

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This is the most succinct summary of it I have seen.

 

Further, he shoulders and shoves Fab then takes a few steps and then steps on him. He never makes any sort of play at the ball.

[Gemmill 52001]

Apparently Emery was ranting on in the tunnel and Tindall, fucking knowing how annoying it would be, just kept shushing him.

 

That's what kicked it all off cos a load of their players reacted. Lovely stuff. That's according to Hope's YouTube patter. 

[Dazzler 12537]

  On 27/12/2024 at 13:28, Gemmill said:

Apparently Emery was ranting on in the tunnel and Tindall, fucking knowing how annoying it would be, just kept shushing him.

 

That's what kicked it all off cos a load of their players reacted. Lovely stuff. That's according to Hope's YouTube patter. 

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Tindall would have definitely tenderly placed his finger on Emery's lips as he shushed him too. He definitely didn't just shush him from a distance - he's a master wind up and nutcase.